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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 23, 2017 20:17:09 GMT
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Jun 23, 2017 20:45:04 GMT
WARNING: to all my fellow posters, an important announcement!!
NJtoTX's title for this thread is blatant misrepresentation.
Why, some of these young women aren't wearing swimsuits at all. THEY ARE WEARING NOTHING.
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Post by marsexplorer on Jun 23, 2017 21:23:00 GMT
Well I...um...They are...I wanna...I'm speechless.
All I can say is YUM.
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Jun 23, 2017 21:27:14 GMT
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 23, 2017 22:17:40 GMT
WARNING: to all my fellow posters, an important announcement!! NJtoTX's title for this thread is blatant misrepresentation. Why, some of these young women aren't wearing swimsuits at all. THEY ARE WEARING NOTHING. That is the official SI Swimsuit Twitter page. And you can't see anything poking about that's not under fabric. |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Jun 24, 2017 1:07:03 GMT
WARNING: to all my fellow posters, an important announcement!! NJtoTX's title for this thread is blatant misrepresentation. Why, some of these young women aren't wearing swimsuits at all. THEY ARE WEARING NOTHING. That is the official SI Swimsuit Twitter page. And you can't see anything poking about that's not under fabric. Other than the body paint stuff. Why the hell couldn't I have been more artistic? That HAS to be the greatest job in the world. "Oh, damn, time to go to work and paint designs on supermodel's asses and breasts." |
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Post by Winston Wolfe on Jun 24, 2017 2:01:13 GMT
I'm waiting for beardy to rip this to shreds like he did a year or two ago because there's porn available and the SI swinsuit issue pales in comparison to that.
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Post by No_Socks_Here on Jun 24, 2017 9:36:17 GMT
I thoroughly dislike fake, plastic tits, so most of those girls don't make a dent on my "Schwiiiing" radar.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jun 24, 2017 12:05:01 GMT
I miss the days of spanking it to Paulina Porizkova, Kathy Ireland, Elle MacPherson, Kim Alexis, & Rachel Hunter.
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Post by xystophoros on Jun 25, 2017 6:30:43 GMT
I miss the days of spanking it to Paulina Porizkova, Kathy Ireland, Elle MacPherson, Kim Alexis, & Rachel Hunter. lol some old school shit right there. I had a Playboy with Pamela Anderson in it when I was 14. It was a special edition that I was able to acquire by bravely buying it at an Indian corner store where, it was reputed, the owner would sell to kids if we were discreet and didn't try to buy it when the store was packed with people. Kids today, they don't know how easy they have it with their smartphone porn and their tube sites. When I was coming up, it took 24 minutes on a 28.8 kilobaud modem just to download a fake celebrity nude of Jennifer Anniston. And then you couldn't even fap to it because the computer was in the family room, so you had to print it out, which took another 10 minutes...and then finally at night you could spank it to Jen while imagining having a threesome with her and Topanga. |
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 25, 2017 7:01:28 GMT
I miss the days of spanking it to Paulina Porizkova, Kathy Ireland, Elle MacPherson, Kim Alexis, & Rachel Hunter. lol some old school shit right there. I had a Playboy with Pamela Anderson in it when I was 14. It was a special edition that I was able to acquire by bravely buying it at an Indian corner store where, it was reputed, the owner would sell to kids if we were discreet and didn't try to buy it when the store was packed with people. Kids today, they don't know how easy they have it with their smartphone porn and their tube sites. When I was coming up, it took 24 minutes on a 28.8 kilobaud modem just to download a fake celebrity nude of Jennifer Anniston. And then you couldn't even fap to it because the computer was in the family room, so you had to print it out, which took another 10 minutes...and then finally at night you could spank it to Jen while imagining having a threesome with her and Topanga. Summer nights. |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Jun 25, 2017 7:07:17 GMT
 This was our porn growing up. You could find someone with a real bonafide porn magazine, but you could never risk keeping in in your bedroom (damned nosy tattletale sister). But you could get away with a supermodel poster. How many nights a had a small flashlight trained on Miss Fawcett's buttocks and the other... |
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 25, 2017 10:10:14 GMT
My dad had a Playboy under his bed, new one every month. I would sneak in, make sure not to bend any pages, and put it back exactly as found. I'd freak if I thought anything went amiss or someone pulled into the driveway. Later I found how he disposed of them - tucked inside papers in the large recycling pile of newspapers. I would also "read" them there, got to cutting out pages, then started sneaking them out if the pile was big enough.
I had a built in desk in my room where I could tuck them in behind and under the drawers so no one could find them. Photos were inside my Young Rascals' album, appropriately.
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Post by Carl LaFong on Jun 25, 2017 10:20:44 GMT
Josie Maran was the hottest woman I saw in that magazine.  |
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Post by xystophoros on Jun 25, 2017 20:47:21 GMT
Oh man, I forgot about Josie Maran! She really was gorgeous. Unlike most supermodels she's not a stick figure, and she has incredible natural breasts. (Nudes exist, should one peruse google image search.)  Regarding the topic of hiding pr0nography -- at one point I took to clipping the pages and hiding them inside comic books in protective sleeves. It worked fairly well until I started to forget which comics had pr0n stashed in them. |
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