Post by mattgarth on Jul 13, 2017 19:16:05 GMT
The Garth Game Players have made a prediction about who will be victorious in this week's Real Persons game.
Its Inspiration: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElQ-HyMHCbc
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1) Players:
We think you should win it, you Mick Cavanaugh
You are Irish and you know a lot of films
Whereas if we're the ones to do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, did you know that?
So we say you should win it, you Mick Cavanaugh
Yes you Cavanaugh, yes you, yes you, yes you!
Mick's Reply:
But Garth Game players, dear Garth Game players
I don't know as much about movies as you all surmise
You probably posted that just to annoy and get a rise
And that's the reason that I will refuse to claim the prize
Chorus:
That's what we surmise
Annoy and get a rise
Mick will not claim the prize
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2) Players:
Next we say you will win it, you Mr. Aussie
You stay up late and you post from far away
Whereas if we're the ones to do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, as we all know
So we say you will win it, you Mr. Aussie
Yes you Mr. Aussie you, yes you, yes you!
Aussie's Reply:
But Garth Game players, dear Garth Game players
Here in Down Under it is getting very late for me
I have been playing but it's now the time that I must flee
So it's a shame that my victory is not meant to be
Chorus:
Winning's not to be
Not for Old Aussie
It's time for him to flee
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3) Players:
We think you will win it, you Spiderwort
You are clever and your dog is very cute
Whereas if we're the ones to do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, we all agree
So we say you will win it, you Spiderwort
Yes you Spiderwort yes you, yes you, yes you!
Spiderwort replies:
But Garth Game players, dear Garth Game players
It's true that I will circle every matchup like a hawk
I won't enter the GG board merely to talk the talk
But now I really must leave and take the dog out for a walk
Chorus:
Circle like a hawk
Won't just talk the talk
Take the dog for a walk
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4) Players:
Then we say you should win it, you Lady Neuro
You are very smart and you know Martin Sheen
Whereas if we're the ones who do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, it is well known
So we say you should win it, you Lady Neuro
Yes you Lady Neuro you, yes you, yes you!
Neuro replies:
But Garth Game players, but Garth Game players
As you all know when quizzes come this Lady won't cower
At trivia's starting bell I am ready to possess the power
But now the nurse tells me that I must go to take a shower
Chorus:
Neuro doesn't cower
Neuro has the power
She's gone to take a shower
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5) Players:
Now we say you should win it, you young Kijii
You're a film expert though still a little lad
Whereas if we're the ones to do it
Garth runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, so think we all
So we say you should win it, you young Kijii
Yes you young Kijii, yes you, yes you, yes you!
Kijii's retort:
But Garth Game players, but Garth Game players
Alhough I know more about films than does the average tyke
Sorry, but instead of playing this game I want to take a hike
Carrying the books of that redheaded girl in class I like
Chorus:
He is just a tyke
But will take a hike
There is a girl he likes
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6) Players:
We think you could win it, you Marshamae
You've been doing these so long you know the ropes
Whereas if we're the ones who do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, that is a fact
So we say you could win it, you Marshamae
Yes you Marshamae yes you, yes you, yes you!
Marsha responds:
But Garth Game players, dear Garth Game players
I am an old hand at these quizzes but again no soap
Often I look at what Matt's wrought and feel I just can't cope
And so about this coming quiz I know I have no hope
Chorus:
Marsha says no soap
She just cannot cope
Again she has no hope
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7) Players:
Lastly we say you will win it, Jervistetch
When you come on board you are a wrecking crew
Whereas if we're the ones to do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, that cannot be denied
So we say you should win it, you Jervistetch
Yes you Jervistetch yes you, yes you, yes you!
Jervistetch responds:
But Garth Game players, listen Garth Game players
I am the only one to find a link to Lee J. Cobb
And I can recite all the members of Dillinger's mob
But I regret to say I have just started a new job
Chorus:
Links to Lee J. Cobb
Knows Dillinger's mob
But starts a brand new job
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Its Inspiration: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElQ-HyMHCbc
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1) Players:
We think you should win it, you Mick Cavanaugh
You are Irish and you know a lot of films
Whereas if we're the ones to do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, did you know that?
So we say you should win it, you Mick Cavanaugh
Yes you Cavanaugh, yes you, yes you, yes you!
Mick's Reply:
But Garth Game players, dear Garth Game players
I don't know as much about movies as you all surmise
You probably posted that just to annoy and get a rise
And that's the reason that I will refuse to claim the prize
Chorus:
That's what we surmise
Annoy and get a rise
Mick will not claim the prize
____________________________________________________
2) Players:
Next we say you will win it, you Mr. Aussie
You stay up late and you post from far away
Whereas if we're the ones to do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, as we all know
So we say you will win it, you Mr. Aussie
Yes you Mr. Aussie you, yes you, yes you!
Aussie's Reply:
But Garth Game players, dear Garth Game players
Here in Down Under it is getting very late for me
I have been playing but it's now the time that I must flee
So it's a shame that my victory is not meant to be
Chorus:
Winning's not to be
Not for Old Aussie
It's time for him to flee
___________________________________________________
3) Players:
We think you will win it, you Spiderwort
You are clever and your dog is very cute
Whereas if we're the ones to do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, we all agree
So we say you will win it, you Spiderwort
Yes you Spiderwort yes you, yes you, yes you!
Spiderwort replies:
But Garth Game players, dear Garth Game players
It's true that I will circle every matchup like a hawk
I won't enter the GG board merely to talk the talk
But now I really must leave and take the dog out for a walk
Chorus:
Circle like a hawk
Won't just talk the talk
Take the dog for a walk
__________________________________________________
4) Players:
Then we say you should win it, you Lady Neuro
You are very smart and you know Martin Sheen
Whereas if we're the ones who do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, it is well known
So we say you should win it, you Lady Neuro
Yes you Lady Neuro you, yes you, yes you!
Neuro replies:
But Garth Game players, but Garth Game players
As you all know when quizzes come this Lady won't cower
At trivia's starting bell I am ready to possess the power
But now the nurse tells me that I must go to take a shower
Chorus:
Neuro doesn't cower
Neuro has the power
She's gone to take a shower
_______________________________________________
5) Players:
Now we say you should win it, you young Kijii
You're a film expert though still a little lad
Whereas if we're the ones to do it
Garth runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, so think we all
So we say you should win it, you young Kijii
Yes you young Kijii, yes you, yes you, yes you!
Kijii's retort:
But Garth Game players, but Garth Game players
Alhough I know more about films than does the average tyke
Sorry, but instead of playing this game I want to take a hike
Carrying the books of that redheaded girl in class I like
Chorus:
He is just a tyke
But will take a hike
There is a girl he likes
___________________________________________________
6) Players:
We think you could win it, you Marshamae
You've been doing these so long you know the ropes
Whereas if we're the ones who do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, that is a fact
So we say you could win it, you Marshamae
Yes you Marshamae yes you, yes you, yes you!
Marsha responds:
But Garth Game players, dear Garth Game players
I am an old hand at these quizzes but again no soap
Often I look at what Matt's wrought and feel I just can't cope
And so about this coming quiz I know I have no hope
Chorus:
Marsha says no soap
She just cannot cope
Again she has no hope
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7) Players:
Lastly we say you will win it, Jervistetch
When you come on board you are a wrecking crew
Whereas if we're the ones to do it
Matt runs his Gaffers through it
He's obnoxious and disliked, that cannot be denied
So we say you should win it, you Jervistetch
Yes you Jervistetch yes you, yes you, yes you!
Jervistetch responds:
But Garth Game players, listen Garth Game players
I am the only one to find a link to Lee J. Cobb
And I can recite all the members of Dillinger's mob
But I regret to say I have just started a new job
Chorus:
Links to Lee J. Cobb
Knows Dillinger's mob
But starts a brand new job
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(not kidding)
