Post by President Ackbar™ on May 17, 2018 18:30:56 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Congrats to the Senate for passing the Stormtrooper Bacta Care Act. Without it, Stormtroopers would be forced to stand in never ending lines in order to receive Bacta Care!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Despite the disgusting, illegal and unwarranted Sith Hunt, we have had the most successful first 17 months in Galactic history! Sorry Fake Holo News Media!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Wow, word seems to be coming out that Organa “SPIED ON THE SNOKE CAMPAIGN!” If so, this is bigger than Jedi Plot to overthrow Chancellor Palpatine!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Congratulations Galaxy, we are now into the second year of the greatest Sith Hunt in History ...and there is still No Collusion and No Obstruction!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Captain Phasma is one step closer to leading our brave Stormtroopers. She is exceptionally qualified, and the Senate should confirm her immediately!
Post by President Ackbar™ on May 21, 2018 16:43:10 GMT
Ren touts Phasma confirmation on Scarif
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren delivered a glowing endorsement of new Stormtrooper Director Captain Phasma at her swearing in on Scarif, the first time Ren has returned there since his controversial speech last year.
Ren hailed Phasma for her work and also remarked on the fact that she is the first female Stormtrooper Director.
"She has earned the universal respect, admiration and trust of her colleagues all over the Galaxy, and today she becomes the first woman ever to lead the Stormtroopers" he said.
Last year, Ren made a jarring, campaign-style speech in front of the Stormtrooper memorial wall. On Monday, he again referenced the memorial wall:
"Marked on the hallowed walls of this building are the stars honoring the fallen heroes who gave their last breath for our Galaxy" he said.
Post by President Ackbar™ on May 28, 2018 16:08:16 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Happy Memorial Day! Stormtroopers who died for our great Galaxy would be very proud at how our Galaxy is doing today. Best economy in decades, and rebuilding our Great Navy!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Why didn’t President Organa do something about the so-called Rodian Meddling when she was told about it before the Election? She didn’t want to upset the Gorg vendor's cart!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Our First Order team has arrived on Crait to make arrangements for the Summit between Leia Organa and myself. I truly believe the Resistance has brilliant potential!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Why didn’t the 13 Angry Rebels investigate the campaign of Crooked Leia Organa? Why didn’t they take the Holograms from the Resistance? Rigged Investigation!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Fantastic to have 400,000 GREAT STORMTROOPERS showing their patriotism. They love our Galaxy, they love our Holo-Flag, they stand for our Galactic Anthem!
Post by President Ackbar™ on May 29, 2018 18:51:34 GMT
ABC has canceled ‘YARNA’ after its star, Yarna d'al' Gargan, went on a Holo-Twitter rampage
“Yarna’s Holo-Twitter statement is abhorrent, repugnant and inconsistent with our values, and we have decided to cancel her show,” Bib Fortuna, president of ABC Entertainment said in a statement released just hours after the comedian’s offensive social media rant.
After intense backlash and calls for ABC to fire the comedian and cancel her show, she issued a blanket apology and said she was giving up the social media platform:
Yarna d'al' Gargan ✔ @therealyarnadalgargan I apologize. I am now leaving Holo-Twitter.
The mea culpa was apparently not enough for comedian Salacious Crumb, a consulting producer for Yarna’s show:
Salacious Crumb ✔ @iamsalaciouscrumb I will not be returning to @yarnaonabc.
And ultimately, it wasn’t enough for ABC, which announced the show’s cancellation Tuesday afternoon.
The social-media rant wasn’t exactly a surprise performance by Yarna, who regularly delights supporters of Supreme Leader Kylo Ren with her retweets of First Order memes and stories.
Post by President Ackbar™ on May 30, 2018 17:00:28 GMT
Ren breaks silence on Yarna d'al' Gargan scandal
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren's first public reaction to the cancellation of "YARNA" is a shot at ABC's Bib Fortuna:
"Bib Fortuna of ABC called Jar Jar Binks to let him know that 'ABC does not tolerate comments like those' made by Yarna d'al' Gargan. Gee, he never called Supreme Leader Kylo Ren, to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about me! Maybe I just didn't get the call?"
Ren and Gargan have been supporters of each other for years. Ren called her up when "YARNA" drew record ratings for its holo-premiere in March. That's why there was speculation that he might weigh in on the show's demise.
Rather than distancing himself from Gargan's racist remarks, Ren jumped right into the argument about whether she was subjected to a double standard.
Good to be back to the Ackbar news! There was a little hiatus way back in January. I had to go back to human channels and their biased reporting. Just went over this months and last months reports. It's better than ever!
Let's see. Think I'll read over some more old stories again. Blast it! Where did I leave my cup of coffee?
Former Snoke Campaign Manager, General Hux Is Jailed
Formerly on house arrest aboard his star destroyer, General Hux has now been sent to prison by a New Republic judge. Hux was caught sending threatening holograms to potential witnesses. "This isn't a Couresant Academy for Younglings," the judge said. "I'm not confiscating your transmitter!" Hux will be imprisoned on Tatooine, without possibility of bail (organa).
Supreme Leader Ren Signs Order to Stop Separation of Families on Jakku
Under pressure from all corners of the Galaxy, the Supreme Leader finally agrees to sign the order to stop the separation of families on Jakku. Controversy and outrage reached a new high this week when video from the Outer Rim border was released showing Ugnar Plutt separating Rey from her parents.
Post by President Ackbar™ on Jun 25, 2018 20:18:45 GMT
Leia Organa Solo @realprincessleia What’s happening to families at the Galactic border right now is a humanitarian crisis. Every parent who has ever held a child in their arms, every being with a sense of compassion and decency, should be outraged.
Han Solo @realoldpirtate On Father’s Day, I was thinking of the thousands of children separated from their parents at the Galactic border. Reuniting them with their families would reaffirm the Galaxy’s belief in & support for all parents who love their children.
Lando Calsrissian @realsmoothoperator Despite what the First Order claims, separating families is not mandated by law. That is an outright lie, and it’s incumbent on all of us – journalists and citizens alike – to call it just that.
Obi Wan Kenobi @realoldben Those who selectively use Jedi teachings to justify this cruelty are ignoring a central tenet of the Force. Jedi said "Suffer the little children unto me" He did not say “let the children suffer”