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Post by truecristian on Aug 23, 2017 9:17:28 GMT
God came to me in a dream and said I should tell the world that I am plunging the world into darkness to remind people I’m still mad at the Obama years,” said . “Obama legalized witchcraft, sexual deviants getting married and schools started teaching transgenderism.
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Post by politicidal on Aug 23, 2017 12:57:38 GMT
If that's all he's got, I'd say we got off pretty easy then.
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Post by poelzig on Aug 23, 2017 17:42:44 GMT
But the eclipse also gave us chocolate covered glazed krispy kreme doughnuts for a few days so how could that be punishment?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2017 17:53:52 GMT
Obama legalized witchcraft? Sweet! I had no idea!
Well, I'm off to fire up my alchemy lab...
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Post by Ass_E9 on Aug 23, 2017 18:08:21 GMT
It seemed to unite the country in joyful celebration for its duration, though. 
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Post by klandersen on Aug 23, 2017 18:22:15 GMT
But the eclipse also gave us chocolate covered glazed krispy kreme doughnuts for a few days so how could that be punishment? I thought it was a leftover promo from the Dark Side Recruiting office before they found that cookies work better. |
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Post by Catman on Aug 23, 2017 19:46:04 GMT
Catman heard tell it was a dragon trying to eat the sun, but it bit off more than it could chew.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Aug 24, 2017 2:57:11 GMT
If that's all he's got, I'd say we got off pretty easy then. The path of totality was also mostly red states. I think He was drunk. |
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Post by truecristian on Aug 24, 2017 3:01:12 GMT
If that's all he's got, I'd say we got off pretty easy then. The path of totality was also mostly red states. I think He was drunk. @ That has got to be the stupidest way to tell someone who is obviously smarter than you that you don't know the answer🤣 Fake it till you make it right T-dawg👍 |
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Post by truecristian on Aug 24, 2017 14:21:08 GMT
Dear Hatemonger; I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first). Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around. If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away. |
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Post by poelzig on Aug 25, 2017 21:53:28 GMT
But the eclipse also gave us chocolate covered glazed krispy kreme doughnuts for a few days so how could that be punishment? I thought it was a leftover promo from the Dark Side Recruiting office before they found that cookies work better. It depends on the type of cookie. |
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Post by them1ghtyhumph on Aug 25, 2017 23:05:08 GMT
Dear Hatemonger; I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first). Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around. If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away. Sorry, Hey-zuze, but you are one hateful cocksucking, motherfucking asswipe. All my best, as usual, The Real Fuckin' God |
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Post by Catman on Aug 25, 2017 23:20:54 GMT
This reeks of cake.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2017 12:02:34 GMT
Hatemonger? Does anybody even use that word anymore? I am pretty sure it went out of fashion in the 60s but back to the point we all know who the real hateful person is when you posts threads like this one on the LGBT section homophobe.  imdb2.freeforums.net/thread/24513/defying-gay-agenda |
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Post by azzajones on Aug 26, 2017 23:08:18 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2017 23:15:29 GMT
God came to me in a dream and said I should tell the world that I am plunging the world into darkness to remind people I’m still mad at the Obama years,” said . “Obama legalized witchcraft, sexual deviants getting married and schools started teaching transgenderism. Truecristian Which God there are millions of them. |
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Post by klandersen on Aug 27, 2017 17:17:40 GMT
God came to me in a dream and said I should tell the world that I am plunging the world into darkness to remind people I’m still mad at the Obama years,” said . “Obama legalized witchcraft, sexual deviants getting married and schools started teaching transgenderism. Truecristian Which God there are millions of them. I'm pretty sure when most people say "God" they mean the Abrahamic god of the Christians and Jews. Maybe even Allah of the Muslims, However many atheists still prod about "which" god they mean. Outside of the current gods of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and the ancient gods of the Romans, Greeks, Sumerians, Babylonians most people know of no other gods. Maybe some know of the Norse gods and a few Native American gods. Other gods aren't much taught let alone talked about. Then there is the whole argument about whether Buddhism is a religion or not. Wikipedia calls it a religion. And we know most people have a religious devotion to Wikipedia as being the gospel truth even though it is edited and maintained by the mob rules mentality. |
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Post by NewtJorden on Aug 27, 2017 18:04:35 GMT
God came to me in a dream and said I should tell the world that I am plunging the world into darkness to remind people I’m still mad at the Obama years,” said . “Obama legalized witchcraft, sexual deviants getting married and schools started teaching transgenderism. Truecristian Quite possibly the saddest thing i have ever read. |
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Post by truecristian on Aug 27, 2017 18:30:22 GMT
Once upon a time there was a great land that God loved above all others, whose peoples were the wisest, most beautiful, most prosperous, and most pure in all the world. The kindly gentry watched over their holdings while the peasants sang happy tunes in the fields. But dark forces soon turned their eyes upon the lands of their betters, envy prickling their wicked hearts, and they conspired to drag the great land down to their level so that they might feel exalted in comparison. And so they sent one from foreign lands to seize the throne. The Black Prince had no right to take the crown, but legions of base and feral men called Demos kept the Black Prince secure on the throne for eight long and hellish years. The Black Prince delighted in evil and the destruction of the great land, dancing and cavorting as he threw open the borders to allow all manor of monster to stream in. He routinely stole from the rich and gave to the gaping, insatiable maw of the nightmarish fiend Welfarius. He cast the goodly men from their ancestral estates so that the unwashed peasants might occupy them and decrease property values. And to show the depths of his depravity he laughed and applauded as peasants sold the Dope and sodomized one another in the streets. The great land was in chaos. Finally the good and just populace arose to overthrow the foreign and therefore illegal occupant of the thrown, for a great leader had emerged. Prince Donald, man of the people, fearless and wise as Solomon, rightfully took the throne. The people rejoiced. Yet evil was still afoot. And so begins the tale of one young girl so damaged and maligned by the infernal reign of the Dark Prince. The tale of Snow White. Snow White had been left an orphan eight years ago, her parents drained dry by the vampiric Welfarius. Snow was then remanded into custody of the state where she was forced to endured the horror of public school and made to suffer the humiliation of buying clothes off the rack. It was a horrid existence, and small wonder then that she sought the only reprise from the agony of existence she could find. Snow White turned to the Dope! |
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