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Post by Skaathar on Oct 8, 2017 23:12:38 GMT
Steppenwolf is on his back, bloody and beaten. Superman stands above him, battered but victorious.
Superman: "I am against killing, but you are far too dangerous to be allowed to live."
Steppenwolf: "Then do it Son of Krypton, give me a proper death. Only pain awaits those who fail Darkseid and live."
Superman: "Very well. Do you have any last words?"
Steppenwolf: "Please... tell Martha that I love h.."
Superman: "WHAT??? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!"
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Oct 8, 2017 23:34:38 GMT
God damnit lol
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Post by formersamhmd on Oct 9, 2017 0:51:14 GMT
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Post by Peter B. Parker on Oct 9, 2017 15:40:10 GMT
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Oct 9, 2017 16:09:26 GMT
jeez, if I was cynic I'd say that only a MCU fanboy could tell a joke told so many times and assume it's still fresh and funny. But I won't deal in sith absolutes. As the old saying goes, the first man who said love was like a thorny rose may have been a genius, the second one who said that was only a fool.
Everybody is a comedian today and fools always get their audience, thus I will politely and respectfully laugh at you and your ilk. Don't go into writing though, you'd starve.  |
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Post by dazz on Oct 9, 2017 16:48:41 GMT
Meh OP is not funny, those two images though made me laugh good work boys yah dun gud.
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Post by seahawksraawk00 on Oct 9, 2017 18:06:02 GMT
jeez, if I was cynic I'd say that only a MCU fanboy could tell a joke told so many times and assume it's still fresh and funny. But I won't deal in sith absolutes. As the old saying goes, the first man who said love was like a thorny rose may have been a genius, the second one who said that was only a fool.
Everybody is a comedian today and fools always get their audience, thus I will politely and respectfully laugh at you and your ilk. Don't go into writing though, you'd starve. You upset? |
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Oct 9, 2017 18:53:12 GMT
jeez, if I was cynic I'd say that only a MCU fanboy could tell a joke told so many times and assume it's still fresh and funny. But I won't deal in sith absolutes. As the old saying goes, the first man who said love was like a thorny rose may have been a genius, the second one who said that was only a fool.
Everybody is a comedian today and fools always get their audience, thus I will politely and respectfully laugh at you and your ilk. Don't go into writing though, you'd starve. You upset? You sensitive nipples? |
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Post by seahawksraawk00 on Oct 9, 2017 21:08:16 GMT
Clearly, you are, snowflake if you have to make a lengthy response as to why you don't like this joke. |
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Oct 9, 2017 21:16:36 GMT
Clearly, you are, snowflake if you have to make a lengthy response as to why you don't like this joke. Wut, I clearly like to joke about sensitive nipples. Don't be such a drama queen. |
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Oct 9, 2017 22:42:26 GMT
I'm stealing those memes! FUCK DA POLICE!
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Oct 10, 2017 8:39:07 GMT
Actually, there was rewrite. Along with Joss Whedon, they brought in a young up and comer. Here's the excerpt:
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