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Post by thisguy4000 on Oct 10, 2017 18:22:29 GMT
I know that having cute and marketable characters is nothing new for Star Wars, but the Porgs just seem out of place. Isn’t The Last Jedi supposed to be a darker film? It just seems odd seeing characters who are arguably even goofier than the Ewoks in what is supposedly meant to be more of an original and character-driven film.
It’s like having the Ewoks in ESB. It would just seem bizarre. I’m not by any means suggesting that they’re the next Jar Jar Binks, but they just seem a tad excessive.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 10, 2017 18:24:25 GMT
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Oct 10, 2017 19:36:33 GMT
 When I saw this scene with the Porg and Chewbacca in the new trailer, I couldn't help feeling I would've rather seen an Ewok there. Even Captain Tarpals saying something like "Bombad flying!" Nien Nunb? A Jawa? Anyone else! |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 10, 2017 19:40:00 GMT
Nien Nunb? A Jawa? Anyone else!  |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 10, 2017 21:30:44 GMT
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Post by politicidal on Oct 10, 2017 22:15:26 GMT
I think we'll be fine.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2017 23:36:32 GMT
Da Porgs don't sit well with meesa stomach. Hard digestion! But muy, muy tasty! Soooo delicious.
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Post by audiosane on Oct 16, 2017 8:58:56 GMT
Da Porgs don't sit well with meesa stomach. Hard digestion! But muy, muy tasty! Soooo delicious. I say we have a scene with ewoks cooking and eating porgs just to cancel out all the cuteness. |
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Post by pete8680 on Oct 16, 2017 22:41:08 GMT
As I said before, the Porgs make Jar Jar look like Rambo & turn the Ewoks in2 Predators.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Oct 17, 2017 0:08:03 GMT
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 17, 2017 0:13:19 GMT
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Oct 17, 2017 0:29:18 GMT
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Oct 17, 2017 0:35:12 GMT
The only good porg is a dead porg.
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Post by darkpast on Oct 17, 2017 3:43:28 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2017 18:12:01 GMT
I’m guessing that one porg stows away on the Falcon and they’re stuck with it at first but it becomes like a ship cat.
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Post by audiosane on Oct 27, 2017 10:47:21 GMT
As I said before, the Porgs make Jar Jar look like Rambo & turn the Ewoks in2 Predators. I wonder if the Porg will share any scenes with BB-8. Betcha ol' R2's on suicide watch.  |
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Oct 27, 2017 11:19:55 GMT
As I said before, the Porgs make Jar Jar look like Rambo & turn the Ewoks in2 Predators. I wonder if the Porg will share any scenes with BB-8. Betcha ol' R2's on suicide watch. Ha ha, brilliant - I can see that now:- BB-8 chasing porgs around the falcon cracking electricity up their asses R2-Ewok style, followed by that pop out lighter thumbs up to Chewie once he's got the Job done. Meanwhile R2 is back to his non-responsive state in the corner - "mechanically he is completely fine but for reasons we can't explain we're losing him". |
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Post by audiosane on Oct 27, 2017 19:26:31 GMT
I wonder if the Porg will share any scenes with BB-8. Betcha ol' R2's on suicide watch. Ha ha, brilliant - I can see that now:- BB-8 chasing porgs around the falcon cracking electricity up their asses R2-Ewok style, followed by that pop out lighter thumbs up to Chewie once he's got the Job done. Meanwhile R2 is back to his non-responsive state in the corner - "mechanically he is completely fine but for reasons we can't explain we're losing him". Before he perishes, R2D2 gives birth to two new droids - L2D2 and P2D2. C-3P0 turns to the dark side and hunts down all the remaining porgs and BB units throughout the galaxy. |
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Post by kuatorises on Oct 30, 2017 14:20:07 GMT
I know that having cute and marketable characters is nothing new for Star Wars, but the Porgs just seem out of place. Isn’t The Last Jedi supposed to be a darker film? It just seems odd seeing characters who are arguably even goofier than the Ewoks in what is supposedly meant to be more of an original and character-driven film. It’s like having the Ewoks in ESB. It would just seem bizarre. I’m not by any means suggesting that they’re the next Jar Jar Binks, but they just seem a tad excessive. The Empire Strikes Back is not only the darkest movie in the series, is considered the best. Yet it still manages to have scenes like this: |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2017 14:52:14 GMT
I know that having cute and marketable characters is nothing new for Star Wars, but the Porgs just seem out of place. Isn’t The Last Jedi supposed to be a darker film? It just seems odd seeing characters who are arguably even goofier than the Ewoks in what is supposedly meant to be more of an original and character-driven film. It’s like having the Ewoks in ESB. It would just seem bizarre. I’m not by any means suggesting that they’re the next Jar Jar Binks, but they just seem a tad excessive. The Empire Strikes Back is not only the darkest movie in the series, is considered the best. Yet it still manages to have scenes like this: But the Empire Struck Back and Luke lost a hand, so we're supposed to disregard all the lighthearted scenes in that movie. A movie that features tauntauns, silly Yoda, ugnaughts, mynocks, and a backwards-headed C3PO. |
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