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Post by Popeye Doyle on Nov 22, 2017 23:37:28 GMT
Probably more dialogue
Samuel L. Jackson voices HAL 9000
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Post by mslo79 on Nov 22, 2017 23:52:34 GMT
It would probably be a enjoyable movie.
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Post by politicidal on Nov 23, 2017 0:13:30 GMT
Even more confusing storytelling.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2017 0:19:14 GMT
There would be a lot more swearing and a lot more people killed by gunshot.
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Post by Sulla on Nov 23, 2017 7:21:12 GMT
One day an ancient group of hominids awakens to find a mysterious briefcase with something glowing inside has appeared overnight.
The briefcase sends out a signal which tweaks the brain of the alpha hominid, Moonwatcher (Steve Buscemi), and gives him the idea of using a bone as a weapon. He later fashions the bone into a Hattori Hanzo sword and soon defeats their rival hominids (The Crazy 88) at the water hole, keeping the severed body parts as trophies. Exuberant, he throws the sword into the sky and time jumps forward millions of years.
Winston Wolfe is asleep on the space clipper when the barefoot flight attendant, Mia Wallace, wakes him up to serve coffee. He takes a sip and raises his cup in a toast to the high quality.
Wolfe, Vince Vega and Jules Winnfield go to Clavius to investigate the briefcase. Upon arrival they open the trunk of the Moonbus and Vince says "we should have shotguns for this shit!' Jules retorts "shut the fuck up with that!" Winston has to straighten them both out. Suddenly the briefcase sends out an alarm with the song "Chick Habit" and they hold their ears and collapse in pain.
Eighteen months later, the US spacecraft Pussy Wagon is bound for Jupiter. On board are mission specialists Django Freeman and Aldo Raine, along with three strong, beautiful, barefoot women in suspended animation. The ship's computer, the JOE 9000 (voice of Joe Cabot), lures Freeman outside where his oxygen is cut off and he dies. JOE also attempts to terminate the three women but only succeeds in killing one.
Raine wakes up the survivors, Jackie Brown and Bridget von Hammersmark, and together they smash JOE to pieces with baseball bats. Soon Brown and von Hammersmark argue about whether McDonald's or Burger King is better. They settle the conflict in a bloody duel where they're both fatally wounded.
A distraught Raine abandons the Pussy Wagon in an EVA to investigate another briefcase which has appeared. He is whisked away to another galaxy where he sees himself growing older; first as Max Cherry, then as Pai Mei. Finally he is sent back to 1944 as an embryo which crashes into the Earth killing Hitler and every Nazi in Europe.
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Post by Archelaus on Nov 23, 2017 7:42:59 GMT
Pretty much. More dialogue driven scenes is a guarantee. He'll stick Samuel L. Jackson somewhere in the film and give himself a cameo.
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