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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2017 3:51:11 GMT
Granted, but that person wishes you changed places with him serving a 25 year to life term for leaving his car unlocked.
I wish you a Merry Christmas!
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 5, 2017 4:02:38 GMT
Christmas will be Merry for all involved in the un-locked car incident - Reprieve letters are in the mail ! Even the punks have been reprieved and are NOT in a state of zombie-ness.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Dec 5, 2017 9:47:29 GMT
I wish Bat Outtaheck made a wish
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Post by JHA Durant on Dec 5, 2017 10:15:11 GMT
Granted, but its too late now!!!
I wish to overthrow the government of a small country.
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Post by HirundoRustica on Dec 8, 2017 17:50:26 GMT
Granted, but it turns out the former government members took all the country's wealth with them when they fled, and your new country is now in financial ruin.
I wish I had a time machine.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2017 18:13:34 GMT
Granted, but it turns out the former government members took all the country's wealth with them when they fled, and your new country is now in financial ruin. I wish I had a time machine. Granted, it takes you 5 seconds into the future, and takes 10 seconds to warm up. I wish I had sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads!
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Post by deembastille on Dec 8, 2017 20:25:20 GMT
Granted, but it turns out the former government members took all the country's wealth with them when they fled, and your new country is now in financial ruin. I wish I had a time machine. Granted, it takes you 5 seconds into the future, and takes 10 seconds to warm up. I wish I had sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads! Granted. But they have no idea you are their pet daddy and their lasers zap you in the nuts. I wish I had a Delorean.
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Post by deembastille on Dec 8, 2017 20:25:42 GMT
Granted, but it turns out the former government members took all the country's wealth with them when they fled, and your new country is now in financial ruin. I wish I had a time machine. Granted, it takes you 5 seconds into the future, and takes 10 seconds to warm up. I wish I had sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads! Granted. But they have no idea you are their pet daddy and their lasers zap you in the nuts. I wish I had a Delorean.
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Post by deembastille on Dec 8, 2017 20:27:41 GMT
Granted, but it turns out the former government members took all the country's wealth with them when they fled, and your new country is now in financial ruin. I wish I had a time machine. Granted, it takes you 5 seconds into the future, and takes 10 seconds to warm up. I wish I had sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads! Granted. But they have no idea you are their pet daddy and their lasers zap you in the nuts. I wish I had a Delorean.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 8, 2017 20:51:37 GMT
Granted, it takes you 5 seconds into the future, and takes 10 seconds to warm up. I wish I had sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads! Granted. But they have no idea you are their pet daddy and their lasers zap you in the nuts. I wish I had a Delorean. Granted. But its a piece of shit.
I wish I had a piece of shit.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2017 20:56:58 GMT
Granted, but it's a Delorean.
I wish my ass wasn't so big.
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Post by JHA Durant on Dec 13, 2017 14:04:19 GMT
Granted! Enjoy your pygmy mule. I wish for the last house on the left.
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Post by HirundoRustica on Dec 14, 2017 17:51:36 GMT
Granted, but as soon as you move in a new house is built next to it, and it is no longer the last house on the left.
I wish Santa Claus was real.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Dec 15, 2017 1:11:30 GMT
Granted, Santa Claus is real, only it works like in those Tim Allen movies where some poor soul gets cursed to be Santa, ruining their life and forcing them to run a child elf sweatshop where they pray everyday to be murdered so that the Santa Claus curse can be passed on to someone else. But at least kids get their free toys.
I wish I could wish away my feelings.
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Post by HirundoRustica on Dec 15, 2017 14:18:57 GMT
Granted, but once they're gone they can't come back and you have to spend the rest of your life without the ability to feel anything for anyone or anything.
I wish I had a spaceship that could travel faster than light.
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Post by mrdanwest on Dec 15, 2017 14:41:12 GMT
I wish I had a spaceship that could travel faster than light. Granted, but it is a single passenger ship and can't slow down or stop, so you can never get off of it. I wish had more hair.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2017 15:12:47 GMT
Granted, you now have flowing locks of hair protruding from your armpits.
I wish my dog would stop his infernal barking.
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Post by klandersen on Dec 15, 2017 19:34:40 GMT
Granted, you now have flowing locks of hair protruding from your armpits. I wish my dog would stop his infernal barking. Granted, but now he poops every five minutes. I wish that decent housing wasn't so expensive.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2017 19:58:30 GMT
Granted, you are falsely accused, arrested, and convicted for the murder some guy with a pooper scooper you were seen with and receive life inprisonment in a well built prison with free room and board for life.
I wish that new cars didn't cost so much.
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Post by Catman on Dec 15, 2017 20:11:46 GMT
Granted, but the cars are made from cardboard and can only be driven on sunny days.
Catman wishes for snow in the next couple days.
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