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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Dec 9, 2017 4:21:54 GMT
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 9, 2017 4:26:28 GMT
βYes, my dear, one of these days my stomach will explode.β
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Post by Doghouse6 on Dec 9, 2017 6:03:11 GMT
"I wish I could wear plaid too, but my tailor said it would make me look fat."
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 9, 2017 11:44:08 GMT
It's quite alright m'dear, I am very often confused with Sidney Greenstreet.
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Post by MiketheMechanic on Dec 9, 2017 14:33:09 GMT
Man: "I'll give you a nickel if you can get your arms around my waist".
Woman: "No thanks, what the heck am I going to do with a nickel?".
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 9, 2017 17:01:35 GMT
"No, young lady. My name is not Harvey Weinstein. But there is something in the back room I'd like to show you..."
Keep smiling, keep smiling... then RUN!
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Post by Catman on Dec 9, 2017 17:19:01 GMT
Miss, I am not fat. I am big boned.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Dec 10, 2017 2:12:54 GMT
Outside of Christmastime, he would remove the cap and beard and live his double life as the wealthy playboy and philanthropist Klaus von Wayne.
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Post by shannondegroot on Dec 10, 2017 5:27:02 GMT
I see my son has excellent taste, I will allow you to marry him.
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Dec 10, 2017 5:38:35 GMT
"Don't worry pretty lady, I'm just taking my coat off".
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Post by koskiewicz on Dec 12, 2017 17:40:24 GMT
"...just get outta the way when I fart...!!!"
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