What are some of the worst movie character NAMES ever?

Any Steven Seagal character name

Tug Speedman, even for a parody character.

David Hemmings as "Dildano":

Barbarella (1968)

In 1932 there was a series of short films called "Baby Burlesks"
Shirley Temple appeared in several of them with character names like Madame Cradlebait, Morelegs Sweettrick, and LaBelle Diaperina. She was four at the time and her castmates were similarly year-deficient.

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more about the series
Baby Burlesks is the collective series title of eight thematically unrelated one-reeler films produced by Jack Hays and directed by Charles Lamont for Educational Pictures in 1932 and 1933. The eight films are satires on major motion pictures, film stars, celebrities, and current events, and sometimes contain material that may be considered racist or sexist by modern standards. Cast members are preschoolers clad in adult costumes on the top and diapers fastened with large safety pins on the bottom.

The series is notable for featuring three-year-old Shirley Temple in her first screen appearances. In her 1988 autobiography, the actress describes the Baby Burlesks as "a cynical exploitation of our childish innocence".

or the Bond Girl's names y'all already know.

Quasimodo

Lyle and Tector Gorch from The Wild Bunch

Keefe Brassell  ,  character name Cowie Kowalski ... Railroaded (1947)