Oh, I have LOTS of them. But I primarily use them with my friends because some of the lines are from older films not widely known and other people probably wouldn't get the reference.
This is a story you'll tell your grandchildren. And mightily bored they'll be!
It's good to be the king.
Well. There it is.
I'm completely reformed!
I don't sleep. I hate those little slices of death.
No time for love, Dr. Jones.
Hey, there's no birthday party for me in here.
Mother Sulla never raised such a foolish child.
If you mention extortion again....I'll have your legs broken.
And now I'm afraid we must get on with the more regrettable stage of our brief acquaintance.
Finally, a funny gravedigger.
What's the answer to 99 out of a hundred questions? Money.
I tell you one thing that really drives me nuts, is people who think that Jethro Tull is just a person in a band.
Lesson number one: Don't underestimate, the other guy's greed!
You can ACT LIKE A MAN!
A wink from a pretty girl at a party results rarely in climax, Karl. But a man is a fool not to push a suggestion as far as it will go.
What the Klingon has said is unimportant, and we do not hear his words.
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Don't make me take off my sunglasses!
Why, he's the next Martin Scorzeez!
Is it not passing brave to be a king and ride in triumph through Persepolis?
I feel the fever of Thebes in my blood, and I know that I was born to live in the sunset of the world and that nothing matters, nothing, but what I see in your eyes.
I'm a bigot, I know....but, for the Left!
I'm gonna drink all the wine, smoke all the smoke, and fuck every whore in the city!
Klytus, I'm bored.
Bring me... the bore worms.
That's life, boy. Gettin' and losin', losin' and gettin'.
The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses which makes them strange to me. She says she doesn't. That's why I call her 'Doesn't Like Horses'. But, of course, she's lying.
Men will believe anything, the more preposterous the better. Whales speak French at the bottom of the sea. The horses of Arabia have silver wings. Pygmies mate with elephants in darkest Africa. I have sold all those propositions.
For it is the doom of men that they forget.
Those wretched Germans! They wouldn't dare!
From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin. An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
I saw Bigfoot once. 1951, back in Sequoia National Park. Had a foot on him thirty-seven inches. heel to toe. He made a sound I would not want to hear twice in my life.
Don't be so egocentric. We know how the world ends, and it has nothing to do with Earth, except that it gets wiped out, too.
God? God has nothing to do with it.
That was a well-pointed piece of nonclaptrap that never made me want to retch.
Ricky's on the road tonight. You got ta look both ways.
[sarcasm] Sieg Heil! You're our kind of people.
I'm rooting for the crocodile.
This is fucking great! Silberman cracks me up. Last week, a guy burned his afghan. He screwed it first, then he burned it.
We are spreading the German culture throughout a desperate world.
Why should I be afraid to die? I belong to you. If I go first, I'll wait for you there, on the other side of the dark waters. Be with me now.
That's part of your problem: you haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
