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Post by mikef6 on Feb 11, 2018 2:20:06 GMT
I got one of those oversized postcards in the mail advertising a free meal and sales pitch. This one started: “Considering Cremation? Join Us For A FREE LUNCH & INFORMATIONAL SEMINAR On The Benefits Of Preplanning Your Cremation.” What is the kitchen notified the diners that the dinner had been badly burned? The topic might cause participants to lose their appetite or lose their lunch. The only attractive thing about this offer is that the seminar is to take place in one of the region’s best brew pubs. So, considering cremation? This poster looks very like the card I received but a slightly different format and I'm not in New Jersey
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Post by lowtacks86 on Feb 11, 2018 2:21:12 GMT
I plan on going the "Weekend at Bernie's" route myself
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Post by Catman on Feb 11, 2018 2:24:02 GMT
Catman wants to be chopped up and fed to tigers.
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Feb 11, 2018 2:29:45 GMT
I'll see you on the other side, after I eat this nice turkey sandwich.
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Post by johnblutarsky on Feb 11, 2018 2:34:44 GMT
Rather than a coffin, I would like to be buried in a vat full of beer. The good stuff....not the typical American tap water that some people call beer.
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Post by them1ghtyhumph on Feb 11, 2018 2:47:34 GMT
My live-in girlfriend 3 years ago, and she was cremated. I've had her ashes since then.
If I ever see her son again (hopefully not) I'll give the ashes to him.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Feb 11, 2018 3:04:00 GMT
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Post by maya55555 on Feb 11, 2018 3:46:17 GMT
Try this:
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Post by maya55555 on Feb 11, 2018 3:50:50 GMT
猫ちゃn
私はあなたに同意しますが、私はインプラントを持っています。
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