Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 22:00:55 GMT
Regardless of whether it's pizza, a burger, a taco, or deli, I am very picky about toppings. I only want meat and cheese most of the time. I never want a fruit or a vegetable on it. The only "sauces" allowed anywhere near those things (besides pizza sauce of course) are ranch, barbecue, A1 and sour cream.
It's fun when I go to Subway, because they are primed to start dashing handfuls of veggies on every sandwich, and the person already has a fistful of lettuce while asking me what I want and then when I say, "a dash of salt and pepper," they give me this incredulous look like I'm missing out, but then their incredulity fades to joy when they realize making my sandwich is really easy.
So who's with me? Who thinks a hot dog is better without a topping, or that if you are going to top it with something, it should either be cheese or beanless coney sauce? Who orders their Royale with Cheese "plain?" Who likes only meat toppings on their pizza? Who thinks tacos don't need lettuce and tomato to taste great?
And who here thinks I am missing out on some of life's best tastes by saying no to mustard on my hot dog and no to ketchup on my burger and "hell no!" to green peppers on a pizza?
It's fun when I go to Subway, because they are primed to start dashing handfuls of veggies on every sandwich, and the person already has a fistful of lettuce while asking me what I want and then when I say, "a dash of salt and pepper," they give me this incredulous look like I'm missing out, but then their incredulity fades to joy when they realize making my sandwich is really easy.
So who's with me? Who thinks a hot dog is better without a topping, or that if you are going to top it with something, it should either be cheese or beanless coney sauce? Who orders their Royale with Cheese "plain?" Who likes only meat toppings on their pizza? Who thinks tacos don't need lettuce and tomato to taste great?
And who here thinks I am missing out on some of life's best tastes by saying no to mustard on my hot dog and no to ketchup on my burger and "hell no!" to green peppers on a pizza?
