Thoughts of Admiral Ackbar drifting in space...
Feb 19, 2018 13:31:25 GMT
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Feb 19, 2018 13:31:25 GMT
I'm alright! I'm alright, true Star Wars fans! I'm not dead. I'm just frozen.
This is not so bad. It kind of reminds me of the waters of Mon Calamari but colder... Oh who am I kidding. This sucks!
Rian Johnson is an a**hole!
Oops! Will someone hit the censor button for me on that last comment? I can't reach it. My arms are frozen!
Those clowns at Disney thought they killed me in The Last Jedi. They couldn't even get that right! HELLO!! My body got blown out into space in that explosion just like Leia! It's still in tact you know!
You thought you were so smart killing me off without an ounce of glory. Looks like you outsmarted yourselves. Or maybe I outsmarted you. Still alive, dummies. Just... frozen.
You know now that I've had some time to think about this, at least this gets me out of some of the crappy writing that's been going on in this trilogy.
Hey, all you fake Star Wars fans and Disney transplants! Yeah, the ones who went on YouTube and message boards saying "Ackbar's death doesn't matter. He's just a meme character. He doesn't do anything. Nobody cares..." Guess what? That wasn't MY battle cruiser that got it's bridge blown up. MY battle cruiser is docked in a secret location right now! It's going to target you moof milkers with a photon torpedo while you're sleeping.
Oh crap, I've got an itch that I can't scratch!... Speaking of crapping I'm starting to feel like I need to take one.
Luckily I'm in the frozen stasis of space, so it'll take about 4 years before I need to go in my pants.
I hope my bowels don't lock up!
And don't think that I've forgotten about your parts in all of this, JJ and Kay Kay!... What's up with that anyway? You got some weird fettish for letters of the alphabet?
Well I've gotta letter of the alphabet for both of you. PP. As in you're going to find the Admiral's pee-pee in your coffee tomorrow morning!
WOW! I can spot a million traps from out here!
This is not so bad. It kind of reminds me of the waters of Mon Calamari but colder... Oh who am I kidding. This sucks!
Rian Johnson is an a**hole!
Oops! Will someone hit the censor button for me on that last comment? I can't reach it. My arms are frozen!
Those clowns at Disney thought they killed me in The Last Jedi. They couldn't even get that right! HELLO!! My body got blown out into space in that explosion just like Leia! It's still in tact you know!
You thought you were so smart killing me off without an ounce of glory. Looks like you outsmarted yourselves. Or maybe I outsmarted you. Still alive, dummies. Just... frozen.
You know now that I've had some time to think about this, at least this gets me out of some of the crappy writing that's been going on in this trilogy.
Hey, all you fake Star Wars fans and Disney transplants! Yeah, the ones who went on YouTube and message boards saying "Ackbar's death doesn't matter. He's just a meme character. He doesn't do anything. Nobody cares..." Guess what? That wasn't MY battle cruiser that got it's bridge blown up. MY battle cruiser is docked in a secret location right now! It's going to target you moof milkers with a photon torpedo while you're sleeping.
Oh crap, I've got an itch that I can't scratch!... Speaking of crapping I'm starting to feel like I need to take one.
Luckily I'm in the frozen stasis of space, so it'll take about 4 years before I need to go in my pants.
I hope my bowels don't lock up!
And don't think that I've forgotten about your parts in all of this, JJ and Kay Kay!... What's up with that anyway? You got some weird fettish for letters of the alphabet?
Well I've gotta letter of the alphabet for both of you. PP. As in you're going to find the Admiral's pee-pee in your coffee tomorrow morning!
WOW! I can spot a million traps from out here!
