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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Feb 19, 2018 13:31:25 GMT
I'm alright! I'm alright, true Star Wars fans! I'm not dead. I'm just frozen.
This is not so bad. It kind of reminds me of the waters of Mon Calamari but colder... Oh who am I kidding. This sucks!
Rian Johnson is an a**hole!
Oops! Will someone hit the censor button for me on that last comment? I can't reach it. My arms are frozen!
Those clowns at Disney thought they killed me in The Last Jedi. They couldn't even get that right! HELLO!! My body got blown out into space in that explosion just like Leia! It's still in tact you know!
You thought you were so smart killing me off without an ounce of glory. Looks like you outsmarted yourselves. Or maybe I outsmarted you. Still alive, dummies. Just... frozen.
You know now that I've had some time to think about this, at least this gets me out of some of the crappy writing that's been going on in this trilogy.
Hey, all you fake Star Wars fans and Disney transplants! Yeah, the ones who went on YouTube and message boards saying "Ackbar's death doesn't matter. He's just a meme character. He doesn't do anything. Nobody cares..." Guess what? That wasn't MY battle cruiser that got it's bridge blown up. MY battle cruiser is docked in a secret location right now! It's going to target you moof milkers with a photon torpedo while you're sleeping.
Oh crap, I've got an itch that I can't scratch!... Speaking of crapping I'm starting to feel like I need to take one.
Luckily I'm in the frozen stasis of space, so it'll take about 4 years before I need to go in my pants.
I hope my bowels don't lock up!
And don't think that I've forgotten about your parts in all of this, JJ and Kay Kay!... What's up with that anyway? You got some weird fettish for letters of the alphabet?
Well I've gotta letter of the alphabet for both of you. PP. As in you're going to find the Admiral's pee-pee in your coffee tomorrow morning!
WOW! I can spot a million traps from out here!
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Feb 19, 2018 13:36:45 GMT
CALLING ALL OF THE OTHER ACKBARS OUT THERE! Feel free to leave your own thoughts while you drift in space.
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Feb 19, 2018 19:42:44 GMT
@forceghostackbar President Ackbar™@lordackbar @exiledackbar Feel free to let the message board galaxy know your thoughts while drifting in space...
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Feb 19, 2018 19:53:08 GMT
I can't believe they let that purple haired grouch command our escape. No wonder I got blown out into space! Vice admiral Holdo... Who puts a vice admiral in charge over a full admiral anyway?!? Who does that?!?
I'll tell you who! Those idiots at Disney with alphabets for names! RJ, JJ, and KK. I'm a full admiral, you nerf herders!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Feb 19, 2018 21:46:16 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 5:16:46 GMT
@forceghostackbar President Ackbar™ @lordackbar @exiledackbar Feel free to let the message board galaxy know your thoughts while drifting in space... @red should join us too!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2018 8:20:34 GMT
You talk too much for a frozen squid. Maybe you need to talk to Deadpool about joining his next movie. I have a feeling you'll fit right in.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Feb 21, 2018 4:16:17 GMT
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Post by BATouttaheck on Feb 21, 2018 4:18:26 GMT
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Feb 21, 2018 17:06:31 GMT
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Feb 21, 2018 18:12:28 GMT
You can never get used to the spinning.
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Feb 21, 2018 18:21:40 GMT
You talk too much for a frozen squid. Maybe you need to talk to Deadpool about joining his next movie. I have a feeling you'll fit right in. That sounds like a good idea. At first I thought this was a trap, but then I realized that it's from a fellow Ackbar.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2018 1:42:57 GMT
I hear Raddus is floating around somewhere
Have you run into him yet?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2018 1:51:35 GMT
I hear Raddus is floating around somewhere Have you run into him yet?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2018 1:56:47 GMT
I hear Raddus is floating around somewhere Have you run into him yet?
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