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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 20:47:43 GMT
Why does God want my forskin? 😮
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Mar 10, 2017 20:49:17 GMT
Does he?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 20:55:08 GMT
I remember reading it in the bible looooong time ago. Some kind of sacrifice! 🤕
Which makes me wonder, what if my parents, who had ruler armed nuns for teachers in the old country many years ago after having the ba-Jesus scared into them as God fearing Chritians, somehow didn't think of it after time came to be born? Maybe, when the doc asked, they probably thought he was nuts and said no whattya crazy doc?
Would that mean I go to Hell? Hmm did Dante's Inferno have a foreskin circle level of hell the damned still in tact?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 20:59:42 GMT
God's creation is perfect...
Except the part of your genitals he wants back.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 21:00:48 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 21:04:06 GMT
God's creation is perfect... Except the part of your genitals he wants back. Hmm makes me think of the tooth fairy in Family Guy. If their was a foreskin fairy, I bet they give the parents a lot of money! That rightly would belong to those running around forskin-less.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 21:10:53 GMT
He likes to chew on them while contemplating our existence. Munch Munch
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 21:21:44 GMT
Tasty treats!
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Mar 10, 2017 21:25:22 GMT
Mmmmm, man rinds
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 21:41:18 GMT
God's creation is perfect... Except the part of your genitals he wants back. Hmm makes me think of the tooth fairy in Family Guy. If their was a foreskin fairy, I bet they give the parents a lot of money! That rightly would belong to those running around forskin-less. He is a loving and benevolent god... His creation is perfect, and he loves everyone, even gays (ps don't be gay, or he will condemn you to eternal hell)... Well, I say loving, but he is such an insecure supreme being, that if you don't idolise him you are screwed... He gave you free will, but top tip, don't try and exercise it, he doesn't like that... So do yourself a favour, if your loving father wants a bit of your cock, just give it to him.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Mar 10, 2017 21:45:58 GMT
Hmm makes me think of the tooth fairy in Family Guy. If their was a foreskin fairy, I bet they give the parents a lot of money! That rightly would belong to those running around forskin-less. He is a loving and benevolent god... His creation is perfect, and he loves everyone, even gays (ps don't be gay, or he will condemn you to eternal hell)... Well, I say loving, but he is such an insecure supreme being, that if you don't idolise him you are screwed... He gave you free will, but top tip, don't try and exercise it, he doesn't like that... So do yourself a favour, if your loving father wants a bit of your cock, just give it to him. Don't be silly.
You are clearly living a perfectly happy life without God in it and look how you turned out.
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Post by general313 on Mar 10, 2017 22:11:17 GMT
There's a shortage of beef jerky in heaven.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 22:14:58 GMT
Foreskin. There's no such thing as forskin.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 22:53:51 GMT
There was once a Catholic nun who claimed she wore Jesus' foreskin on her ring finger. She was a bride of Christ's. She also claimed the ring was invisible....
True story.
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Post by scienceisgod on Mar 11, 2017 7:19:42 GMT
Why does God want my forskin? 😮 Aren't you pro-science? And anti-anti-semitism?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2017 8:28:25 GMT
There was once a Catholic nun who claimed she wore Jesus' foreskin on her ring finger. She was a bride of Christ's. She also claimed the ring was invisible.... True story. EGADS 😨
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2017 7:01:54 GMT
Why does God want my forskin? 😮 Aren't you pro-science? And anti-anti-semitism? On the record yes, And your question is exactly why I posted this. After a comment from a poster poster, that I was just as much of a grouch, getting sucked into the the shitstorm! ...Yes! I'm pro-science and "anti anti semetic," funny btw! Contrary to extremist right belief, "PC Culture" in real life is rare!
It's generally when speaking in a more serious manner to masses of background cultures, does an all-inclusive PC lingo come in. i.e. the news, reality based tv. What happens when caught non-PC? Opponents use it against the speakers! Even ops of PC likeTrump, has used non-PC remarks against Hillary! Otherwise people do innoccently joke around in non-pc ways. The difference is context and intent. I joke around as much as the next avg American! And I come from being brought up to respect people. "Yes mam, no Mrs Smith their are no more groceries left outside to carry in." Tv is not real life! Every so often a fan says comedians can't joke about ethnicity anymore because they have to be PC! Ya kiddin me?? Maybe Fox News, has tunnel vission guided viewers into believing that PC propaganda they been peddling for decades, earning them tons of $$$, but that's just not true! But some people will throw everything against the wall hoping it sticks. Who are the biggest tellers of Jewish jokes in America? The Jews! Who taught us! It was part of their healing! Especially the Jewish writers in 50's Hollywood and beyond! If not for carttoons and shows like Seinfeld growing up, I'd never known anything about the Jews. Granted, I didn't understand the Jewish jokes or why they were supposedly wealth-minded, as I didn't meet my first Jew until much much older! The owner of the property I live on is a real live Hasidic Jew! Very rare to see unless you live in NYC! First time meeting a Hasidic Jew! He was pacing around under the trees, looking on and off the phone. He ignored anyone walking by. I've looked up and heard about the very strict rare lives of Hasidic Jews! But I didn't want him to leave without an impression of the tennants. I'm always friendly outside. So I made it a point say Hello, introduce myself, and ask how he was doing. But he had too much on his mind to say much. A ignorant nosy but nice neighbor of mine said he was the elusive owner we never ever see, and that I was wrong, "he's one of those English guys! You know, from England!" Ah-Hahaha! She had his looked mixed up with Amish and England. Rofl! She knew better so she had to contridict me. *shrugs*
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Mar 12, 2017 15:53:53 GMT
There was once a Catholic nun who claimed she wore Jesus' foreskin on her ring finger. She was a bride of Christ's. She also claimed the ring was invisible.... True story. There needs to be a trophy for "best creepy Catholic nun story", because this one is the best I've ever heard!
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Post by captainbryce on Mar 12, 2017 16:10:42 GMT
Why does God want my forskin? 😮 He doesn't. Galatians 5:2, 6 Listen! I, Paul, tell you this: If you are counting on circumcision to make you right with God, then Christ will be of no benefit to you. For when we place our faith in Christ Jesus, there is no benefit in being circumcised or being uncircumcised. What is important is faith expressing itself in love. Galatians 5:12 I just wish that those troublemakers who want to mutilate you by circumcision would mutilate themselves. Galatians 6:12-13 Those who are trying to force you to be circumcised want to look good to others. They don’t want to be persecuted for teaching that the cross of Christ alone can save. And even those who advocate circumcision don’t keep the whole law themselves. They only want you to be circumcised so they can boast about it and claim you as their disciples. Philippians 3:2-3 Watch out for those dogs, those people who do evil, those mutilators who say you must be circumcised to be saved. For we who worship by the Spirit of God are the ones who are truly circumcised. We rely on what Christ Jesus has done for us. We put no confidence in human effort,
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Post by Jillian on Mar 12, 2017 16:13:47 GMT
The bible is overrated in my opinion. One can have a strong faith without a church and/or the bible.
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