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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2017 16:32:49 GMT
There was once a Catholic nun who claimed she wore Jesus' foreskin on her ring finger. She was a bride of Christ's. She also claimed the ring was invisible.... True story. There needs to be a trophy for "best creepy Catholic nun story", because this one is the best I've ever heard! Isn't that the strangest thing ever? There's another one, I forgot her name, who used to go out of her way to do things like drink pus and kiss wounds of diseased people. Seriously weird stuff!
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Mar 12, 2017 18:05:02 GMT
There needs to be a trophy for "best creepy Catholic nun story", because this one is the best I've ever heard! Isn't that the strangest thing ever? There's another one, I forgot her name, who used to go out of her way to do things like drink pus and kiss wounds of diseased people. Seriously weird stuff! Arrrgh! I think we have a tie; I can't decide which is creepier!
Did the pus-drinker die an early death of infectious disease?
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Post by OldSamVimes on Mar 12, 2017 18:14:36 GMT
Why does God want my forskin? ๐ฎ He's making a sculpture. Quit being so selfish.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2017 18:51:00 GMT
No, she didn't die early or contract some bizarre disease. Isn't that strange! I watched an episode of QI with Stephen Fry and they were talking about this. I couldn't believe it!
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Post by politicidal on Mar 12, 2017 19:23:51 GMT
Eat it.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Mar 12, 2017 19:25:34 GMT
No, she didn't die early or contract some bizarre disease. Isn't that strange! I watched an episode of QI with Stephen Fry and they were talking about this. I couldn't believe it! I wonder what she would have done during an outbreak of Ebola. Seriously, she needs to be studied by the CDC.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2017 19:27:07 GMT
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Post by cryso on Mar 13, 2017 0:17:04 GMT
It is because foreskin is sensitive, and god wants you to last longer when having sex, because he made you in his image, and not to be someone who ejaculate in 30 seconds
So we should all thank god
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 2:43:50 GMT
OMG...oops... looks like a documentary just waiting to be made by Ripley's Believe it or Not." ugh thanks... but I just ate... I'll have to read it another time....after my stomach settles... anytime someone says "circumcision" I get trigged into a cringe! Not easy to read about!
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Post by drystyx on Mar 13, 2017 3:13:15 GMT
Because God is big and can't make a coat out of three skins, so he needs "four skin".
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 10:12:56 GMT
santa wants my taint fumes
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Post by awhina on Mar 14, 2017 10:40:24 GMT
Why does God want my forskin? ๐ฎ He doesn't unless you are a Jew in which case ask a Rabbi
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Post by captainbryce on Apr 10, 2017 16:48:17 GMT
It is because foreskin is sensitive, and god wants you to last longer when having sex, because he made you in his image, and not to be someone who ejaculate in 30 seconds So we should all thank god Why does God care how long sex lasts for other people?
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Post by koskiewicz on Apr 10, 2017 22:22:12 GMT
...read the fairy tale entitled "Rumpledforeskin"...
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Post by Nostalgias4Geeks๐ on Apr 10, 2017 22:39:08 GMT
In heaven foreskin is a delicacy.
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Post by OldSamVimes on Apr 10, 2017 22:43:24 GMT
Why does God want my forskin? ๐ฎ Making a jacket.
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Post by Catman on Apr 10, 2017 22:53:37 GMT
When he gets enough, God will redeem them for a Radio Flyer wagon.
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Post by OldSamVimes on Apr 10, 2017 23:01:41 GMT
It is because foreskin is sensitive, and god wants you to last longer when having sex, because he made you in his image, and not to be someone who ejaculate in 30 seconds So we should all thank god Are you saying that if I was not circumcised I would be having an orgasm in less than 20 seconds???
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Post by cryso on Apr 11, 2017 18:18:29 GMT
It is because foreskin is sensitive, and god wants you to last longer when having sex, because he made you in his image, and not to be someone who ejaculate in 30 seconds So we should all thank god Why does God care how long sex lasts for other people? Because he make u in his image. I explain this clearly
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Post by cryso on Apr 11, 2017 18:19:29 GMT
It is because foreskin is sensitive, and god wants you to last longer when having sex, because he made you in his image, and not to be someone who ejaculate in 30 seconds So we should all thank god Are you saying that if I was not circumcised I would be having an orgasm in less than 20 seconds???Yes or maybe quicker. What is god like about that?? Nothing So forskin has to go
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