Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Mar 25, 2018 1:22:25 GMT
I got it as a gift one christmas--was told I would make the perfect narrator voice for the book.
Not sure I should be flattered.
Dear so and so, I am going to be taking your bus as I will be participating in an exciting new play about the food industry. I will be in costume, dressed as a giant stick of butter. I will look like every other passenger except I will be yellow with a giant squarish head.
BTW I love your seats.
Dear hotel chain,
I will be attending a business conference at your hotel and was wondering if I could bring along my red ant farm. They relax me. I and my business client stare at the ants and then we get down to business.
Not sure I should be flattered.
Dear so and so, I am going to be taking your bus as I will be participating in an exciting new play about the food industry. I will be in costume, dressed as a giant stick of butter. I will look like every other passenger except I will be yellow with a giant squarish head.
BTW I love your seats.
Dear hotel chain,
I will be attending a business conference at your hotel and was wondering if I could bring along my red ant farm. They relax me. I and my business client stare at the ants and then we get down to business.