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Post by Popeye Doyle on Apr 11, 2018 19:35:00 GMT
The tone would probably be colder than the North Atlantic.
The reason for the ship sinking would be much more ambiguous.
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Post by bravomailer on Apr 11, 2018 21:29:18 GMT
Captain Smith would at some point deliver the Kubrick Stare. The band would play The Faithful Hussar as the ship went down. The iceberg would have a malevolent force behind it. General Turgidson would fly to the rescue.  |
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Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Apr 11, 2018 21:39:47 GMT
Jack would enter room 237 and be drowned in the bathtub.
Malcolm McDowell would burst forth from steerage and proclaim: "I'm singin' in the rain!" as he rapes Rose.
Eric Braedan while sinking, would slide past a room with a big red glowing eye in it and say: "Give my regards to Colossus!"
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Apr 11, 2018 23:03:11 GMT
The ship sinking would have symbolised that Kubrick shot the Patterson-Gimlin film.
The first class party Jack attends would have everyone naked wearing masks. In third class, everyone would be drinking milk off a vagina table.
As the stern is taking its final plunge, the drunk chef next to Jack and Rose would be waving his chef hat yelling "YAAAAHOOOO!"
There would be the line "Open the third class gates, Cal."
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Post by politicidal on Apr 11, 2018 23:19:47 GMT
They'd resurrect Jack at the end to spend one last day with Rose.
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Post by plasma on Apr 12, 2018 2:09:26 GMT
Classical music by Richard Strauss would have been used as the background score.
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Post by ck100 on Apr 13, 2018 0:51:04 GMT
What if Stanley Kubrick directed "National Lampoon's Vacation"?
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