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Post by Popeye Doyle on Apr 17, 2018 23:39:05 GMT
You play the lottery? No? My wife buys me two tickets every week. Plays the same two numbers all the time. I say, “Why don’t you play a different number?“ She goes, “Those are my lucky numbers.“ I got the tickets right here- 
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Post by Marv on Apr 18, 2018 0:14:20 GMT
Why you keep calling me Jesus?
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Post by rateater on Apr 18, 2018 0:54:00 GMT
otto doesn't speak english, do you otto?
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Apr 18, 2018 0:57:45 GMT
Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, fuck-head. So's his pal, and those four guys from the East German All-Stars, your boys down at the bank? They're gonna be a little late.
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Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Apr 18, 2018 1:15:17 GMT
Charlie, you're gonna be wearin' that chair up your ass!
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Post by them1ghtyhumph on Apr 18, 2018 1:30:06 GMT
Yeah,I got a deal for you. Crawl out from that rock your hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 18, 2018 1:45:48 GMT
You can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.
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