Post by floweryguy on Mar 14, 2017 8:43:57 GMT
- Alex Smith: Dude has played one good game in his entire career.. And it was against a super sh!tty Saints defense in a playoff game that ultimately meant nothing at all. Yet somehow that retarded game became so iconic that stupid-smith still is somehow getting signed and started by sh!tty coaches (reid, mostly) too stupid to realize he sucks ass when he isn't getting lucky.. Which is like 99% of the time.
- Phillip Rivers: Umm, Did I miss something here ? I only started hearing his stupid name come up some time around 2011, and every year since, he's sucked complete ass. I mean, seriously, wasn't this retard up 24-0 against a latter-aged Peyton Manning or some shit, and blew it ? eek, that was it for me. I turned myself off to this retard and told myself, "Once he does something amazing, Then you can pretend to give a sh!t about him, although you won't really ever give a shit because of what a f^cking loser he's been for 8 straight seasons or some shit I don't even care. Fuck Phillip Rivers. I hope his f^cking 8 kids or whatever all grow up to be statutory rapists or some sh!t"
And yeah, retards, I'm aware he had a decent season in 2013 or some sh!t, when he led his loser-squad of chargers back from a 17-0 hole against the Broncos, only to lose the game anyway but atleast make it respectable. Hey, guess what ? I don't care. Dude is the ultimate loser.
- Sam Bradford: Out of every Quarterback who ever took a snap in any game ever incorporated and endorsed by the NFL, He has got to be the absolute worst of them all. the fact that this retard had been the starter for some 6 or sh!t seasons by the St. Louis (oh, I guess they're the LA Rams now ? Oh, well, I don't care. Is this some preferred pronouns shit or something ? LOL, as long as you suck ass, I'm going to call you whatever I want) Rams baffles me beyond belief. HE. IS. HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE !!!!
- Dude has NEVER had anything even close to resembling a competitive season.
- Dude has NEVER started in a playoff game. (
?? wtf !!!! He's like 30 years old !!!! )
- Woman (Again, as long as you suck ass, I'm going to call you whatever I want) has NEVER gone over 400+ Passing yards in a game in his lifetime. (F^cking Phillip Rivers had done it 3 TIMES by the time he was his age !!)
-Woman has NEVER been accepted into a Pro Bowl (fucking Phillip Rivers has been accepted 6 TIMES by the time he w- oh, wait, Am I seriously insulting a QB for NOT being accepted into the Pro Bowl ? LOL, I'm sorry. Who gives a shit about the Pro Bowl anyway ? F^ckin' Bradford could have been accepted 10 times. It still doesn't change sh!t. He's a sh!tty quarterback who needs to die or tear an ACL- Whichever comes first. I don't care. Just f^cking go away already !!)
So that's about it. This chick sucks sh!t. Don't get me wrong, I was totally excited and inspired (I guess) to hear the NFL would finally be inquiring their first ever b!tch player. But this girl has totally not delivered in the slightest. Infact, she sucks ass. Big hairy ass, to boot. f^ck her, F^ck the Rams, F^ck the Eagles, F^ck the Vikings, F^ck Goddell (Sorry, I know he has nothing to do with this stupidity, just felt right to include him) And FUCK YOU SAM BRADFORD !! God, grow some f^cking balls, retire from your sh!tty 'career' in football, and let us real fans enjoy the game again.
- Blake Bortles
- Phillip Rivers: Umm, Did I miss something here ? I only started hearing his stupid name come up some time around 2011, and every year since, he's sucked complete ass. I mean, seriously, wasn't this retard up 24-0 against a latter-aged Peyton Manning or some shit, and blew it ? eek, that was it for me. I turned myself off to this retard and told myself, "Once he does something amazing, Then you can pretend to give a sh!t about him, although you won't really ever give a shit because of what a f^cking loser he's been for 8 straight seasons or some shit I don't even care. Fuck Phillip Rivers. I hope his f^cking 8 kids or whatever all grow up to be statutory rapists or some sh!t"
And yeah, retards, I'm aware he had a decent season in 2013 or some sh!t, when he led his loser-squad of chargers back from a 17-0 hole against the Broncos, only to lose the game anyway but atleast make it respectable. Hey, guess what ? I don't care. Dude is the ultimate loser.
- Sam Bradford: Out of every Quarterback who ever took a snap in any game ever incorporated and endorsed by the NFL, He has got to be the absolute worst of them all. the fact that this retard had been the starter for some 6 or sh!t seasons by the St. Louis (oh, I guess they're the LA Rams now ? Oh, well, I don't care. Is this some preferred pronouns shit or something ? LOL, as long as you suck ass, I'm going to call you whatever I want) Rams baffles me beyond belief. HE. IS. HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE !!!!
- Dude has NEVER had anything even close to resembling a competitive season.
- Dude has NEVER started in a playoff game. (
?? wtf !!!! He's like 30 years old !!!! )- Woman (Again, as long as you suck ass, I'm going to call you whatever I want) has NEVER gone over 400+ Passing yards in a game in his lifetime. (F^cking Phillip Rivers had done it 3 TIMES by the time he was his age !!)
-Woman has NEVER been accepted into a Pro Bowl (fucking Phillip Rivers has been accepted 6 TIMES by the time he w- oh, wait, Am I seriously insulting a QB for NOT being accepted into the Pro Bowl ? LOL, I'm sorry. Who gives a shit about the Pro Bowl anyway ? F^ckin' Bradford could have been accepted 10 times. It still doesn't change sh!t. He's a sh!tty quarterback who needs to die or tear an ACL- Whichever comes first. I don't care. Just f^cking go away already !!)
So that's about it. This chick sucks sh!t. Don't get me wrong, I was totally excited and inspired (I guess) to hear the NFL would finally be inquiring their first ever b!tch player. But this girl has totally not delivered in the slightest. Infact, she sucks ass. Big hairy ass, to boot. f^ck her, F^ck the Rams, F^ck the Eagles, F^ck the Vikings, F^ck Goddell (Sorry, I know he has nothing to do with this stupidity, just felt right to include him) And FUCK YOU SAM BRADFORD !! God, grow some f^cking balls, retire from your sh!tty 'career' in football, and let us real fans enjoy the game again.
- Blake Bortles
