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Post by Prime etc. on Aug 3, 2020 8:49:26 GMT
The Keeper 1976
Pin: A Plastic Nightmare 1988 was big on the suck factor too
I think they had to avoid scariness in that because of funding laws in Canada.
I hope that was the reason and not just incompetence.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Aug 3, 2020 13:11:40 GMT
It may not count as a 'real movie,' but Things from 1988 is the worst I've ever seen in any genre, I think.
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Post by politicidal on Aug 3, 2020 13:12:51 GMT
Satanic Rites of Dracula, A Sound of Thunder, Jaws: the Revenge, The Invasion, Blair Witch.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Aug 3, 2020 13:55:24 GMT
Satanic Rites of Dracula, A Sound of Thunder, Jaws: the Revenge, The Invasion, Blair Witch. A Sound of Thunder is indeed one of the worst 'real' movies ever made. It's bad to a point that it's absolutely a favorite amongst some of my friends. We still quote some of the shockingly absurd dialogue to this day. The fact that real actors are in something that looks so cheap and horrible makes it that much funnier. I don't know that it was trying to be a horror movie really, but it's stunningly terrible. |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Aug 3, 2020 14:29:03 GMT
Track Of The Moon Beast (1976)
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Post by fangirl1975 on Aug 3, 2020 16:59:23 GMT
SSSSSSSS is a mighty cheesy sci-fi/ horror movie, yet I enjoyed it a great deal.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Aug 3, 2020 17:49:14 GMT
The Mangler Reborn (2005)
Thankfully I remember nothing about it, except for the title and that it likely was available in the free viewing section on (then) Comcast.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Aug 3, 2020 17:59:49 GMT
When I was younger I thought the box art for Monkey Shines (1988) was scary, and so I eventually rented it.
What even was that movie?  It was not scary at all.
What would you say is the worst horror movie you've even seen?
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Aug 3, 2020 19:24:18 GMT
A Night To Dismember (1989) is a good example of a hilariously inept movie that is at least fun to laugh at.  The Night Before Easter (2014) is a very good example of a seriously bad movie that was a real ordeal to sit through. 
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Aug 4, 2020 5:10:19 GMT
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Post by avocadojoe on Aug 4, 2020 5:53:28 GMT
A Night To Dismember (1989) is a good example of a hilariously inept movie that is at least fun to laugh at. The Night Before Easter (2014) is a very good example of a seriously bad movie that was a real ordeal to sit through. I saw that movie. Doris Wishman made some horrible movies. That one was the worst. Did you ever see either of the two Wishman big titty flicks, "Deadly Weapons"/"Double Agent 73"? Yee-gods! |
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Post by avocadojoe on Aug 4, 2020 8:35:29 GMT
"Manos: Hands of Fate", no doubt. I don't know if Manos is, technically, a horror film. But I see anything remotely to do with "worst movie ever" and I can't not plug Manos. There is not one good thing about it. Not even its 70 minute running time is a virtue. 70 minutes is a very long time to have to endure one's skull being pressed in a vice. I would rather watch Andy Warhol's "Sleep", a five hour experimental film of a man sleeping, than this godforsaken fetus one more time.
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Post by forca84 on Aug 5, 2020 16:29:44 GMT
Several low budget horror movies... Let me be clear. There are several cheapies I like. You don't need a big budget to make a good movie.
But some are truly dire. They suffer from the usual tropes. Lots of dialogue and character development. Very little thrills or chills.
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Post by politicidal on Aug 5, 2020 17:07:47 GMT
Satanic Rites of Dracula, A Sound of Thunder, Jaws: the Revenge, The Invasion, Blair Witch. A Sound of Thunder is indeed one of the worst 'real' movies ever made. It's bad to a point that it's absolutely a favorite amongst some of my friends. We still quote some of the shockingly absurd dialogue to this day. The fact that real actors are in something that looks so cheap and horrible makes it that much funnier. I don't know that it was trying to be a horror movie really, but it's stunningly terrible. I think in the latter half it was trying to be Jurassic Park-lite. |
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Aug 5, 2020 18:26:35 GMT
A Night To Dismember (1989) is a good example of a hilariously inept movie that is at least fun to laugh at. The Night Before Easter (2014) is a very good example of a seriously bad movie that was a real ordeal to sit through. I saw that movie. Doris Wishman made some horrible movies. That one was the worst. Did you ever see either of the two Wishman big titty flicks, "Deadly Weapons"/"Double Agent 73"? Yee-gods! Based on what I've already seen of her work, I have no wish to see more.  |
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Post by masterofallgoons on Aug 6, 2020 0:39:59 GMT
The Mangler Reborn (2005)Thankfully I remember nothing about it, except for the title and that it likely was available in the free viewing section on (then) Comcast. I have not seen that one, but The Mangler 2 is definitely one of the most useless piles of shit I've ever seen. |
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 6, 2020 1:31:24 GMT
Satanic Rites of Dracula, A Sound of Thunder, Jaws: the Revenge, The Invasion, Blair Witch. is indeed one of the worst 'real' movies ever made. It's bad to a point that it's absolutely a favorite amongst some of my friends. We still quote some of the shockingly absurd dialogue to this day. The fact that real actors are in something that looks so cheap and horrible makes it that much funnier. I don't know that it was trying to be a horror movie really, but it's stunningly terrible. A Sound of Thunder (2005) is a "science fiction thriller" that was based on a 1952 "science fiction" short story written by Ray Bradbury... and in 1989 it was featured in an episode of the anthology TV Series: "The Ray Bradbury Theater" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Sound_of_Thunder_ (film) It seems it was originally meant to be a Science Fiction story, and not a Horror story. |
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Post by wmcclain on Aug 8, 2020 21:11:06 GMT
I didn't get Drag Me to Hell at all. Supposed to scary? Wasn't. Funny? Not that either.
I should try it again in a better frame of mind.
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Post by James on Aug 8, 2020 22:33:42 GMT
Hellraiser IX: Discount Pinhead
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Post by phantomparticle on Aug 9, 2020 0:51:08 GMT
The Blair Witch Project
87 minutes of card board characters swearing at each other and the ridiculous idea that people would actually be shooting a video of themselves while running through the dark woods in fear of their lives. Like millions of others I was snookered into a theatre to see this wretched excuse of something that looks like a rejected film school project and probably cost around $1.50 to make.
One of the few movies that made me want to get my money back from the box office while the people who made it laughed all the way to the bank.
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