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Post by Vits on Apr 17, 2018 14:30:34 GMT
DEN OF COMMUTERS: Pablo Schreiber and his crew get on a train and create a hostage situation. Little do they know that Liam Neeson is on that train. They better prepare themselves.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Apr 28, 2018 14:43:24 GMT
Alien: Infinity War
The crew of the USS Nostromo unwittingly bring an Infinity Stone aboard the ship. Only science officer Ash knows what's really going on. Hilarity ensues.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2018 17:24:55 GMT
Avengers truth or dare Thanos engages the avengers in a macabre game of Truth or Dare. Iron man confesses hes gay. Capt America burns the us flag. Hulk still fails to come out.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Sept 24, 2018 15:12:23 GMT
Terminator 2: Jedi Day
The Terminator is sent back through time to ensure the survival of Luke Skywalker. "I can't let you take the man's X-Wing, son! Now get off before I put you down!"
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Post by vegalyra on Sept 24, 2018 15:40:36 GMT
Mississippi Soldier
Jean Claude Van Damme aids FBI agents Gene Hackman and Willem Dafoe against Dolph Lundgren and various KKK members. Gas stations explode amid cross burnings and peaceful street protests erupt into a scene of blood and chaos as Lundgren and Van Damme go all out in kickboxing glory.
"1964: The Future Has a Bad Attitude"
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Post by Nora on Sept 24, 2018 15:49:28 GMT
Simple Assasination Favor ... a homely mum meets a mysterious sexy mum and together they start murdering people as revenge on society shaming them for taking nudes
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Nov 13, 2018 19:24:53 GMT
2001: A Gremlin Odyssey
The town of Kingston Falls is baffled when a black monolith appears in the downtown area. Inventor Rand Peltzer touches the moonlight and suddenly finds his inspiration. The Peltzer pet!
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 13, 2018 19:38:40 GMT
Bohemian Venom. Eddie Mercury is merged with a gay, singing symbiote and becomes a legendary, world famous rock star who eats evil people on the side. All leading up to Mercury Venoms greatest performance at Live Aid where the world learns the truth. A tour de force performance by Rami Hardy (or Tom Malek).
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 13, 2018 19:40:23 GMT
I would've merged Harry Potter with Lord of the Rings except that, aside from the school, J. K. Rowling already did it. LOL!
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 13, 2018 19:42:58 GMT
Wonder Woman: Covenant. Crew of a colonization ship lands on a hostile alien planet, where the crew are infected with spores that grow into blood-thirsty little Amazon warriors that tear their way out of the infected crew members' bodies. I'd like to be infected with Amazons
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 19:54:52 GMT
After the events of Leon the Professional, Mathilda (Natalie Portman) is arrested and her case decided by the Twelve Angry Men.
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Post by Xcalatë on Nov 13, 2018 20:01:59 GMT
Crazy Rich Asians stuck on a Mountain - A Good looking Asian guy from a extremely wealthy family gets stuck on a mountain while snowboarding on his own, he loses both his legs to frostbite but in the end his stuck up mom accepts the poor girl he wanted to Marry and they lived happily ever after.
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Post by vegalyra on Nov 13, 2018 22:01:10 GMT
Mandy and the Two Towers
Mandy is abducted by the Children of the New Dawn and flee to Mount Doom to enlist Sauron's help. Nicholas Cage armed with a massive battle axe and chainsaw, cokes up and pursues with Aragorn and the rest of the Fellowship in his tricked out late '70s Chevy Blazer. An orc manages to rip Cage's shirt and Cage shouts "You ripped my shirt! You ripped my shirt!"
King Crimson provides the entire soundtrack.
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Post by moviemouth on Nov 13, 2018 22:45:32 GMT
Mandy and the Two Towers Mandy is abducted by the Children of the New Dawn and flee to Mount Doom to enlist Sauron's help. Nicholas Cage armed with a massive battle axe and chainsaw, cokes up and pursues with Aragorn and the rest of the Fellowship in his tricked out late '70s Chevy Blazer. An orc manages to rip Cage's shirt and Cage shouts "You ripped my shirt! You ripped my shirt!" King Crimson provides the entire soundtrack. Nicolas Cage suits up for battle.
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Post by Marv on Nov 13, 2018 23:00:17 GMT
The Raid Til Dawn
Swat team enters an apartment complex to arrest the Gecko Brothers. The residents all turn out to be vampires.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Nov 22, 2018 14:47:21 GMT
A Nightmare on Bleeker Street - Doctor Stephen Strange finds himself trapped in the Krueger Realm. He successfully brings Hulk into his dream in an effort to defeat their nightmares.
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Post by vegalyra on Nov 23, 2018 1:28:45 GMT
Return of the Battle of Algiers
Frodo and Samwise are abducted by French Paras in Algiers while posing as FLA insurgents trying to cross through the Casbah to destroy the one ring. Rogue undercover orcs and goblins plant bombs at Minas Tirith and blow up ordinary citizens enjoying their milk and dancing to the latest Middle Earth tunes. French police along with Gondorian gendarmes police the city and set up barricades. Eventually French paratroopers breach Mordor and chaos ensues.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Nov 23, 2018 1:44:48 GMT
Creed's World II
Wayne and Garth, along with their possibly named friends and an underutilized Chris Farley, must organize a fight between the sons of Apollo Creed and Ivan Drago. Adonis Creed is brutally killed in the fight until Wayne uses his meta abilities to change the ending of the movie to where Adonis knocks Drago Jr out. Party on, Rocky.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Dec 27, 2018 0:01:09 GMT
The adventure continues in Rocky II. Rocky, wanting a normal life with Adrian, hangs up his gloves. Unbeknownst to him, General Zod has arrived on Earth looking for a fight. Apollo Creeds sees the dollars signs in promoting the fight - "The Kryptonian vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie."
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Post by Marv on Dec 27, 2018 10:00:11 GMT
Law Abiding Deadpool
When Clyde Sheltons family is murdered by criminals he creates a device to travel back in time in order to kill them when they’re children. Deadpool teabags him.
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