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Post by koskiewicz on Dec 27, 2018 20:36:09 GMT
"Home Baloney"
Macauley Culkin makes baloney sammiches for the intruders and laces them with Ex Lax. oops, that was only one film.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Dec 27, 2018 21:33:40 GMT
The Song of Penelope ( The Song of Bernadette (1943) and Penelope (2006) )
Penelope a girl born with a pigs nose and ears sees the blessed virgin Mary in a cave in Massabielle
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Aug 29, 2019 13:07:10 GMT
Rocky: Endgame - The Italian Stallion faces his greatest challenge when Thanos comes demanding a fight for the belt. Underestimating Thanos proves costly for Rocky; not only he does lose the belt but half of all life in the universe is wiped out as well. This includes Mickey.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Nov 25, 2019 9:57:33 GMT
Frozen Fever (2015) + Ben-Hur (2016) = Frozen Feve-Hur. Plot:Snow Queen Elsa is determined to throw the perfect surprise party for her sister, Anna, with the help of Kristoff, his trusty reindeer, Sven, and the sentient snowman, Olaf. That is until a common but nasty side effect of Elsa's frosty powers - catching a cold - results in her producing a group of small snow creatures (much like Olaf) with each sneeze. It’s not long before Anna catches on that Elsa is not well and implores her to go get some rest, but Elsa insists she’s ‘fine’. But Elsa’s clearly not ‘fine’. Already feverish and delirious from her cold, she starts ranting and blaming Anna for the time when they were kids and she kept pestering her with “Do you want to build a snowman?”, and when Elsa finally agreed, it was Anna’s fault that she got herself hurt (by not listening to Elsa telling her to slow down when she was creating pillars of snow for Anna to leap onto) - which led to their parents keeping Elsa’s powers hidden from Anna and her memories of said powers being erased. Elsa then adds that her being run out of Arendelle when she inadvertently displayed her powers in front of everyone was also Anna’s fault, since it wouldn’t have happened if she hadn’t accepted Hans’ marriage proposal after having just met him that day. Anna is hurt by Elsa's outburst and thought they'd put all that behind them. In her delirium, Elsa challenges Anna to a sled race. The sled-off is the most exhilarating race ever, Anna (using the sled she got Kristoff at the end of Frozen) wins the race and a very exhausted Elsa finally allows Anna to lead her to bed. They make it as far as the courtyard, where Kristoff, Sven, Olaf and the little snow creatures have finished arranging Anna’s party in Elsa's absence. The party’s a big hit, Anna takes care of Elsa, and all is forgiven between the sisters.
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Post by Spike Del Rey on Nov 25, 2019 14:45:53 GMT
My Favorite Victor
My Favorite Year + Victor/Victoria A young Jewish writer is assigned the task of overseeing a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman who's scheduled to appear on the comedy show he writes for. Hilarity ensues when the impersonator's extended entourage of gangsters and gay men mixes with the decidedly straight Jewish crew, including her lover King Marchand and the star of the show, King Kaiser. Also thrown into the mix are the real-life nemeses of both the groups, gangsters Sal Andratti and Boss Rojek.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Mar 6, 2020 4:50:38 GMT
You're Next (2010) + Frozen (2013) = You're Frozen Next. When Arendelle Castle comes under attack during the engagement of Princess Anna to Prince Hans of the Southern Isles, the gang of mysterious killers (who turn out to be working with Hans, as he’s plotting to seize the throne of Arendelle by eliminating Anna and her sister, Queen Elsa) soon learn that their intended victims harbor a secret talent for fighting back.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Mar 15, 2020 14:09:01 GMT
Skyfall: The Extra-Terrestrial
James Bond befriends an alien left on earth while also trying to stop Javier Bardem from killing Judi Dench.
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Mar 15, 2020 23:03:12 GMT
Bitterweet Domain
A Bittersweet Life [2005], Domains [2019]
A violent Korean gangster thriller is deconstructed to a series of rehearsal scenes.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Mar 22, 2020 1:17:12 GMT
Rocky IV: A New Hope
After Lando is killed inside of two rounds by Imperial heavyweight boxer Darth Swole, it’s up to Rocky to avenge him. Cue several montages before the big fight which takes place on Life Day.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Mar 22, 2020 3:37:54 GMT
Hollywood Basterds
An ex-stuntman leads a team of Jews, their mission: bring him 100 Manson Family scalps. And he wants his scalps.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 22, 2020 23:20:29 GMT
Legal Blonde Walking
An Airheaded Blonde decides to go to Harvard Law School and on her way to Boston she takes a WALK on a tightrope between the Twin Towers. Hilarity abounds.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Mar 24, 2020 23:38:19 GMT
The Purge (2013) + Last Christmas (2019) = The Last Christmas Purge. Kate (Emilia Clarke) is a grumpy hard-living grouse working as a costumed mess of an elf at a heavily-fortified Christmas store under the watchful of eye of the owner calls herself "Santa” (Michelle Yeoh) when the annual Purge (a 12-hour period in which any and all crime is legal) commences. As Kate is sealing up the store, a man named Tom (Henry Golding) starts talking to her and wants to come in, but she refuses. What follows is a terrifying night of Tom subjecting Kate to the sight of his dance moves until she lets him in.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jun 19, 2020 10:22:27 GMT
Atomic Blonde (2017) + Ride Like a Girl (2019) = Ride Like a(n) Atomic Blonde Girl. The story of Agent Michelle Payne (Teresa Palmer), who is willing to deploy any of her skills to stay alive on her undercover mission to become the first female jockey to win the Melbourne Cup.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Jul 2, 2020 16:15:35 GMT
Popeye at the Gates - Popeye the Sailor Man arrives at Stalingrad looking for his pappy. Unfortunately, he picked a poor time. Cue lots of unfunny comedy, mostly forgettable songs, and brutal violence.
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Post by Archelaus on Jul 2, 2020 16:25:02 GMT
The Asphalt Jungle + In a Lonely Place = In a Lonely Asphalt Jungle
A screenwriter accused of murder joins a gang to commit a robbery of jewelry worth half of a million dollars. Things go awry when one member disrupts the power grid exposing the nefarious deed. The screenwriter is cleared of the murder charge, but on the lam for conspiracy to commit grand larceny.
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Post by teleadm on Jul 2, 2020 17:48:13 GMT
"It Always Rains on Lady Chaplin"
Kitchen-sink wife and freelance super spy hides stolen American secret missiles in London's East End, were it always rains.
It Always Rains on Sundays 1947 + Special Mission Lady Chaplin 1966
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Jul 2, 2020 21:10:30 GMT
The Full Inception
Dream heisters infiltrate an unemployed British guy's head to plant the idea of becoming a male stripper. Can inception be done? You'll believe in miracles, you sexy thing!
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Post by rudeboy on Jul 3, 2020 2:52:37 GMT
In this Our Damned Life
Bette Davis and Olivia de Havilland as sisters stealing one another’s husbands while kinky cross-dressing Nazis amass power around them. Dirk Bogarde and Charles Coburn scheme on the sidelines.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Jul 3, 2020 3:14:41 GMT
It’s The Lighthouse Chapter 2
Two guys working in a lighthouse where the light makes them think the seagulls are monsters until they both start speaking jibberish and trying to remember their childhood.
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Post by politicidal on Jul 3, 2020 5:58:32 GMT
The Good Traitor - Ian McKellan plans to con Helen Mirren out of her ill gotten gains because his family was murdered by her mafia associates.
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