What defines a "troll"?

It's a simple matter of going to my posting history and searching for the word, "deflator". Besides, it's a nonsensical claim. How would I know what the equipment guy meant when he made the cryptic text, "deflate and give somebody that jacket"? All I know is that there is a vast scientific consensus that the footballs were not tampered with. 

BTW, Don't mind Salzmank, he's confusing the deflator thing with another thread.

NormanClature

Pace our resident nonsense-monger, I thought you wanted proof of his dishonesty. Again, you may check the duel thread for ample evidence of that.

Nah, KKB is a known supporter of frauds and cheaters while DCF is an intellectual pioneer and a victim here. So we can safely give DC-Fan the benefit of the doubt in any dispute against damngumby. Innit?

That is, of course, incorrect. Lets roll the tape!

"A call out thread, just for me? I’m flattered.
 I see the fake levity of the OP didn’t last very long before you kids turned nasty."

That is from my first post, noting the pretense of levity. Of course by the time I arrived in that thread, Ackbar was already referring to me as an "asshole". Perhaps that is another one of his little "jokes" that I simply fail to appreciate.

Also by the time I showed up, the dance-off had morphed into a duel ... which I participated in, in good faith. Ackbar cheated, and now he's running around, begging me for a do-over. 

That's the story, all verifiable in the dance-off thread. Unfortunately, folks will have to read it for themselves since Ackbar can't be trusted to recount the events truthfully.

That is not at all what happened. I have a photographic memory so allow me to recount the true events...

First, I challenged you to a duel. 

I then won said duel decisively.

Then you posted a rather random rant about Tom Brady. Defending Deflate Gate by saying that the deflating of balls was actually a reference to Brady's ongoing steroid use. 

Next I challenged you to a dance off. Proceeded to tear up the dance floor. And won, easily.

Your response was to shout extremely inflammatory remarks about the Irish. When I informed you that I was not in fact Irish you proceeded to shout ethnic slurs about the Scottish. Never mind that I'm not Scottish either.

We then engaged a round of trivia hosted by our friend Salzmank. Whoever could answer the most historical trivia questions about the origins of the 100 year war between Britain and France would win. I, once again, soundly defeated you.

This is when you shockingly revealed that you created the Brady account to be a parody of internet trolls that take themselves too seriously.

We all shared a good laugh and rang in the New Year.

And THAT is exactly what happened!