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Post by poelzig on Dec 21, 2018 8:52:23 GMT
i often think about this. I would like to think I would survive, because of my smarts and easy to get along with personality but I also think i might be killed off first because i am blond and large breasted and would be panicking a lot i bet. yeah, thats the combo for getting savagely killed off first. what about you? So you keep your "smarts" hidden on this site I take it? I see you have now resorted to "HEY EVERYONE I'VE GOT BIG TITS!!!!!!! HEY LOOK AT ME. BIG DROOPING BOOBS HERE!!! BIG GERIATRIC JUGS BUT STILL. LOOOOOOKKKKKK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Damn lady. It's Christmas time and you still can't make a post where you don't beg for attention? Have you no shame? I would like to think I would I would kill you last so I could enjoy it but you're so damn annoying I probably wouldn't be able to wait. I would definitely be the one killing everyone. Whitey always casts swarthy folks as victims so it would be a twist. No one would see it until it was too late. "Darius?!! I thought you were my friend." "I guess you shouldn't have trusted me. Is this what they call flipping the script?" Chops off white guys head.
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Post by poelzig on Dec 21, 2018 9:00:54 GMT
well we All kinda think that about ourselves no? but would the writers see you that way too you think? ;-) I mean I would sacrifice u all in a heartbeat no question about that but I still dont think I would survive. I was once on an airplane I thought was about to crash and I certainly didnt keep my cool so I dont think I would be much better facing off a chainsaw wielding murderer One, I wouldn't have got on that airplane in the first place.
Two, I own and know how to use a chainsaw.
Three, I also like to write...
Yeah but you said you're an old ass dude. You can't run or fight and do much of anything but sit on a couch. Even if your old ass tried to hide you would be wheezing and farting and making old man noises so you would be found and butchered really quickly and really easily.
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Post by Stammerhead on Dec 21, 2018 10:00:00 GMT
I’d die before the film had started and would be in one of those photo montages displayed in the killers den.
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Post by ant-mac on Dec 21, 2018 10:52:59 GMT
One, I wouldn't have got on that airplane in the first place.
Two, I own and know how to use a chainsaw.
Three, I also like to write...
Yeah but you said you're an old ass dude. You can't run or fight and do much of anything but sit on a couch. Even if your old ass tried to hide you would be wheezing and farting and making old man noises so you would be found and butchered really quickly and really easily. Oh, so today I'm an "old ass dude", am I? Last time I was an "internet kid", if I remember correctly. What's wrong? Are you having a little trouble making up what laughingly passes for your mind? I seriously have difficulty imagining what it must be like to be as lame and limited as you.
In about 1977 or 1978, there was a man who was 58 or so. A youth in his early 20s verbally abused him and then attempted to physically attack him. What the youth didn't realize, was that the older man had been a drover during the 1930s, had served as a soldier and MP during WWII and as a state and later a federal police officer for several years afterwards. The youth never got to lay a finger on him. The older man knocked him on his arse with one well-placed uppercut.
What someone as stupid as you seems to overlook is that with age comes experience and wisdom. You also assume that older people are automatically decrepit or at some sort of disadvantage. I might be 50, but Sylvester Stallone is 72. How do you fancy your chances against him? Do you think he'd be a pushover?
And of the three points I made, which one do you seriously think would be beyond me? Not getting on an airplane? Wielding a chainsaw? Or writing a few lines of prose? Please, feel free to share your vast accumulation of knowledge with us all. I promise I won't laugh at you... too much.
PS - I occasionally sit in a chair, but I never sit on a couch. In fact, I usually sit cross-legged on the floor, like I am at present.
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Post by ant-mac on Dec 21, 2018 10:57:16 GMT
i often think about this. I would like to think I would survive, because of my smarts and easy to get along with personality but I also think i might be killed off first because i am blond and large breasted and would be panicking a lot i bet. yeah, thats the combo for getting savagely killed off first. what about you? So you keep your "smarts" hidden on this site I take it? I see you have now resorted to "HEY EVERYONE I'VE GOT BIG TITS!!!!!!! HEY LOOK AT ME. BIG DROOPING BOOBS HERE!!! BIG GERIATRIC JUGS BUT STILL. LOOOOOOKKKKKK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Damn lady. It's Christmas time and you still can't make a post where you don't beg for attention? Have you no shame? I would like to think I would I would kill you last so I could enjoy it but you're so damn annoying I probably wouldn't be able to wait. I would definitely be the one killing everyone. Whitey always casts swarthy folks as victims so it would be a twist. No one would see it until it was too late. "Darius?!! I thought you were my friend." "I guess you shouldn't have trusted me. Is this what they call flipping the script?" Chops off white guys head. You really are a nasty little twat, aren't you? Aren't the rest of us showing you enough attention?
It'd be funny if it wasn't quite so pathetic. What's wrong? Where did the nasty lady not touch you?
Maybe this year, if you're lucky and ask really nicely, Santa will finally bring you a decent and likeable personality.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2018 11:10:30 GMT
i often think about this. I would like to think I would survive, because of my smarts and easy to get along with personality but I also think i might be killed off first because i am blond and large breasted and would be panicking a lot i bet. yeah, thats the combo for getting savagely killed off first. what about you? So you keep your "smarts" hidden on this site I take it? I see you have now resorted to "HEY EVERYONE I'VE GOT BIG TITS!!!!!!! HEY LOOK AT ME. BIG DROOPING BOOBS HERE!!! BIG GERIATRIC JUGS BUT STILL. LOOOOOOKKKKKK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Damn lady. It's Christmas time and you still can't make a post where you don't beg for attention? Have you no shame? I would like to think I would I would kill you last so I could enjoy it but you're so damn annoying I probably wouldn't be able to wait. I would definitely be the one killing everyone. Whitey always casts swarthy folks as victims so it would be a twist. No one would see it until it was too late. "Darius?!! I thought you were my friend." "I guess you shouldn't have trusted me. Is this what they call flipping the script?" Chops off white guys head. Not that I don't think Nora can defend herself, but she's an inoffensive enough poster and, I don't really get why you are always giving her shit. She was just comparing herself to the character that usually gets whacked first in a horror film, and it usually is a big-chested blonde (Halloween, ANOE, Scream, etc.). Maybe use ignore instead? Just a thought.
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Post by BexxyJ on Dec 21, 2018 11:42:41 GMT
I wouldn't die. I would have fun. Bring it on.
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Post by James on Dec 21, 2018 12:00:03 GMT
Oh no not I, I will survive.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2018 14:25:04 GMT
I would be the last one living but to my horror, as death would have been the better option.
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Post by Pep Streebeck on Dec 21, 2018 14:43:50 GMT
None of the above. I'd be the crazy guy the main characters run into somewhere. I'd give some creepy cryptic warning, look disheveled and run down, then never be heard from again.
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Post by Nora on Dec 21, 2018 16:05:29 GMT
None of the above. I'd be the crazy guy the main characters run into somewhere. I'd give some creepy cryptic warning, look disheveled and run down, then never be heard from again. oh thise are good characters i enjoy those. but its important their cryptic line is just the right amount of catchy and insane. what would yours be? mine would be probably: “many a yester year I longed for freedom. Until freedom found me. Run!”
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Post by Nora on Dec 21, 2018 16:06:00 GMT
Oh no not I, I will survive. what makes you deserving of survival?
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Post by Nora on Dec 21, 2018 16:06:55 GMT
I would be the last one living but to my horror, as death would have been the better option. well there is death and death. would really death by a slow rusty chainsaw ripping away your limbs one by one, be a better option than life?
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Post by James on Dec 21, 2018 16:09:14 GMT
Oh no not I, I will survive. what makes you deserving of survival? Well, for one thing, I know my instincts. I may even outsmart the killer if possible. Also, I know not to trip and which routes to escape to.
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Post by Nora on Dec 21, 2018 16:09:38 GMT
I wouldn't die. I would have fun. Bring it on. ah I see, you would be the ine enjoying the process. and perhaps trapping tje killer in the end too? now the big question - would you show him/her some mercy (and just called the cops) or would you punish them yourself for tormenting and killing your friends?
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Post by Marv on Dec 21, 2018 17:44:21 GMT
I’m smart enough to make it out but I’m not stealthy enough. I’d prob trip over a ladel on my way out the door and give myself away.
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Post by Nora on Dec 21, 2018 18:14:42 GMT
I’m smart enough to make it out but I’m not stealthy enough. I’d prob trip over a ladel on my way out the door and give myself away. that would make for a very funny yet quite cinematic scene. ladels make the most unecessary noise. i am glad someone picked it as their caus of death. its true to reality.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 22, 2018 1:24:59 GMT
I would survive. I'm cool, calculating and enough of a bastard that I'd sacrifice every last one of you to ensure my personal survival. Nothing personal...
If you have no idea what I'm talking about (shame on you) look up the classic Wolf Creek.
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Dec 22, 2018 1:28:00 GMT
Slaughtered before the opening credits were over.
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Post by Nora on Dec 22, 2018 1:29:52 GMT
Slaughtered before the opening credits were over. why what makes you say that? what would make the writers decide that thats your fate?
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