If u were in a horror movie how quickly would u die?

Dec 22, 2018 2:47:13 GMT poelzig said:

Dec 21, 2018 10:52:59 GMT ant-mac said:

Oh, so today I'm an "old ass dude", am I? Last time I was an "internet kid", if I remember correctly. What's wrong? Are you having a little trouble making up what laughingly passes for your mind? I seriously have difficulty imagining what it must be like to be as lame and limited as you.

In about 1977 or 1978, there was a man who was 58 or so. A youth in his early 20s verbally abused him and then attempted to physically attack him. What the youth didn't realize, was that the older man had been a drover during the 1930s, had served as a soldier and MP during WWII and as a state and later a federal police officer for several years afterwards. The youth never got to lay a finger on him. The older man knocked him on his arse with one well-placed uppercut.

What someone as stupid as you seems to overlook is that with age comes experience and wisdom. You also assume that older people are automatically decrepit or at some sort of disadvantage. I might be 50, but Sylvester Stallone is 72. How do you fancy your chances against him? Do you think he'd be a pushover?

And of the three points I made, which one do you seriously think would be beyond me? Not getting on an airplane? Wielding a chainsaw? Or writing a few lines of prose? Please, feel free to share your vast accumulation of knowledge with us all. I promise I won't laugh at you... too much.

PS - I occasionally sit in a chair, but I never sit on a couch. In fact, I usually sit cross-legged on the floor, like I am at present.

I thought you were a kid because your posts are so childish. YOU are the one who told me you were old. YOU made a huge point of insisting you were old after I was skeptical of your shameless bragging about how you never had to work because you were so wealthy. I factually pointed out how a large percentage of people on the internet are less than honest.  YOU spun that into me being jealous that so many kids are wealthy. Then YOU decided you were retired instead of a kid. Again all of these age changes are based on what YOU said.  Having a hard time keeping up with YOUR own bullshit or just having a senior moment?
Now who exactly is having trouble making up their mind again? 

Great story about the drover. Were you the drover or the 20 year old who got knocked out?  Multiple concussions might explain some of your issues but not why you think you're comparable to Sylvester Stallone. Wait! Are you about to tell us you are Sylvester Stallone?  Probably should have gone with Paul Hogan instead. 

I doubt you can afford a plane ticket so that's believable. I doubt you can pick up or start a chainsaw so unbelievable. If we're going with prose as a verb meaning talk tediously then oh hell yeah I and everyone unfortunate to be around you find it 100% believable. So very very very believable. 

Damn old timer that's sad you can't afford any furniture.  The dole doesn't pay that well, huh?  Maybe if you were even slightly likable you wouldn't have to sit on the floor.  That has to be tough on your knees.    

1. Well, based upon a variety of your previous posts, you'd certainly be the one to know all about acting childishly. Not to mention abusiveness, bigotry and insulting behaviour.

And one can be old enough to no longer be a youth, or "internet kid", without yet being "an old ass dude". If you ever manage to develop and mature as an individual, you may discover that life is seldom just a binary choice.

Also, I just think it all comes down to you being inconsistent and indecisive. And that shines through in the fact that you never seem to know what you're talking about.

2. No, I was neither. I was merely a witness.

And at what point did I state I was comparable to Sylvester Stallone? Or that I was Sylvester Stallone? I'll wait while you provide that evidence...

However, your apparent confusion and inability to avoid conflating different issues leads me to wonder if you may have certain psychological issues. Seek help.

3. I'm sure I could cover the cost of an airplane ticket with little effort. Although I'm not fond of air travel.

The chainsaw I own is an old one, but it's easy enough to lift up and down with one hand. Of course, when it's switched on, it's wiser to use both hands, to ensure better control and stability. And it's easy enough to start, if it's in good working order.

And no, that's not what I was talking about. Perhaps you should do something about your obvious ignorance of this subject before you tackle it. That's help stop you looking so foolish... Well, it might.

4. I've got plenty of furniture, I just don't happen to use it all the time. Ever since my youth, I've always felt perfectly comfortable sitting on the floor when I have the option. Is there some reason I shouldn't?

And how is sitting cross-legged on the floor hard on the knees? I'm not sitting in the lotus position or seiza-style.