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Post by lordarvidthexiii on Feb 4, 2019 6:08:01 GMT
DC-Fan suicide watch thread (Don't do it, DC, it gets better.)
One day, maybe in 4 years, Brady will stop playing, barring an immortality potion or deal with devil.
You won't have to see him win so much, though you will here for decades after about how great a player he was, true GOAT.
It gets better (Not really, but sometimes we need to believe lies).
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Post by Xeliou66 on Feb 4, 2019 6:12:13 GMT
He’s probably trying to come up with some new cheating theory to make the Pats win illegitimate. He’s been completely silent since the Pats win.
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Post by lordarvidthexiii on Feb 4, 2019 6:19:47 GMT
He’s probably trying to come up with some new cheating theory to make the Pats win illegitimate. He’s been completely silent since the Pats win. I can see it now, 'The Pats cheated by buying all the seats and controlling the stadium with noise.' |
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Post by hehatesshe on Feb 4, 2019 6:21:38 GMT
He’s probably trying to come up with some new cheating theory to make the Pats win illegitimate. He’s been completely silent since the Pats win. He's trying to see if he can make himself believe that an incorrect call on the 30ish yard line on second down with 7 minutes left in a game they trailed that went into overtime for a chance to go to the superbowl is the reason they won the superbowl. And to that I say "good luck." |
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Post by GiantFan1980 on Feb 4, 2019 7:16:25 GMT
He’s probably trying to come up with some new cheating theory to make the Pats win illegitimate. He’s been completely silent since the Pats win. He's trying to see if he can make himself believe that an incorrect call on the 30ish yard line on second down with 7 minutes left in a game they trailed that went into overtime for a chance to go to the superbowl is the reason they won the superbowl. And to that I say "good luck." Or he is going to say that the final score being so low is an indication that Brady no longer has the stamina or arm strength and THIS a sign that the Patriots are in decline and will never win another Super Bowl. He may even double down and say they miss the playoffs.
Even though he has been saying this stuff since 2014 at the old IMDB board. People were sick of him then so I don't know how many years this has been going on.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Feb 4, 2019 12:13:23 GMT
Looks like he’s choosing the “PEDelman” angle.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Feb 4, 2019 13:23:29 GMT
Looks like he’s choosing the “PEDelman” angle. I unblocked him just for today and this was the best he could come up with? I'm disappointed to say the least. Not as disappointed as he is, obviously. |
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Post by sdm3 on Feb 4, 2019 13:31:26 GMT
It does get better. Next year’s Super Bowl is in Miami and we all know Brady sucks in Miami. A Patriots loss is guaranteed!
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Post by lordarvidthexiii on Feb 5, 2019 7:42:37 GMT
It does get better. Next year’s Super Bowl is in Miami and we all know Brady sucks in Miami. A Patriots loss is guaranteed! Of course when the Seahawks-Patriots superbowl happen, it was at the same stadium where Brady lost his perfect season. AH was certain that would destroy him, that the stadium would destroy the Patriots. |
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Post by sdm3 on Feb 5, 2019 12:33:22 GMT
Next season is an odd year; the Patriots haven’t won in an odd year since 2003. In fact, they’ve lost the Super Bowl or conference title game in the last FOUR odd years! That plus the Miami thing means the Patriots are doomed. Doomed! For next year at least.
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Post by SportsFan19 on Feb 5, 2019 14:18:59 GMT
Next season is an odd year; the Patriots haven’t won in an odd year since 2003. In fact, they’ve lost the Super Bowl or conference title game in the last FOUR odd years! That plus the Miami thing means the Patriots are doomed. Doomed! For next year at least. *Puts $1000 down on the Patriots for 2020* *Buys life insurance policy on DC-Fan that pays out triple in event of suicide* |
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Post by lordarvidthexiii on Feb 5, 2019 18:20:31 GMT
Next season is an odd year; the Patriots haven’t won in an odd year since 2003. In fact, they’ve lost the Super Bowl or conference title game in the last FOUR odd years! That plus the Miami thing means the Patriots are doomed. Doomed! For next year at least. By saying this, you almost make it preordain that they will have a perfect season. This year, someone could have said, 'No team has ever won the SB after losing in it the year before,' yet the Pats won. |
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Feb 5, 2019 18:41:55 GMT
Next season is an odd year; the Patriots haven’t won in an odd year since 2003. In fact, they’ve lost the Super Bowl or conference title game in the last FOUR odd years! That plus the Miami thing means the Patriots are doomed. Doomed! For next year at least. By saying this, you almost make it preordain that they will have a perfect season. This year, someone could have said, 'No team has ever won the SB after losing in it the year before,' yet the Pats won. Well it had been what, 46 years? |
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Post by sdm3 on Feb 5, 2019 18:58:21 GMT
Next season is an odd year; the Patriots haven’t won in an odd year since 2003. In fact, they’ve lost the Super Bowl or conference title game in the last FOUR odd years! That plus the Miami thing means the Patriots are doomed. Doomed! For next year at least. By saying this, you almost make it preordain that they will have a perfect season. This year, someone could have said, 'No team has ever won the SB after losing in it the year before,' yet the Pats won. Why’s that? Do I really have such an effect on what’ll happen? |
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Post by lordarvidthexiii on Feb 5, 2019 19:13:37 GMT
By saying this, you almost make it preordain that they will have a perfect season. This year, someone could have said, 'No team has ever won the SB after losing in it the year before,' yet the Pats won. Why’s that? Do I really have such an effect on what’ll happen? Murphy's Law, for you, the worst thing to happen at the worst time is what I laid out. |
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Post by GiantFan1980 on Feb 5, 2019 19:19:18 GMT
So when does Brady find the One Ring to rule them all?
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Feb 5, 2019 19:26:04 GMT
So when does Brady find the One Ring to rule them all? I assumed he already had it. It's kind of the only explanation. |
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Post by lordarvidthexiii on Feb 5, 2019 19:27:25 GMT
So when does Brady find the One Ring to rule them all? When he gets his 10th ring since its nine for mortal men doomed to die, 3 for the elves and 7 for the dwarves and one ring to bind them all. 10 good rings and 10 bad rings, good old Christian numerology because Tolkien was writing a Christian-Viking epic. |
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Post by poutinep on Feb 5, 2019 19:39:41 GMT
So when does Brady find the One Ring to rule them all? |
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Post by DC-Fan on Feb 5, 2019 19:55:43 GMT
Next season is an odd year; the Patriots haven’t won in an odd year since 2003. In fact, they’ve lost the Super Bowl or conference title game in the last FOUR odd years! That plus the Miami thing means the Patriots are doomed. Doomed! For next year at least. By saying this, you almost make it preordain that they will have a perfect season. This year, someone could have said, 'No team has ever won the SB after losing in it the year before,' yet the Pats won. Cowboys and Dolphins both won Super Bowls after losing the year before, dumbass! The Dolphins not only won the Super Bowl after losing the year before, they went undefeated, which has never been before or since in the NFL. |
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