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Post by FilmFlaneur on May 2, 2017 15:42:38 GMT
11. Thou shalt not own another human being or enslave another.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on May 2, 2017 15:43:57 GMT
12. Thou shalt not text & drive
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on May 2, 2017 15:50:10 GMT
13. Thou shalt not eat mixed linen bacon shrimp
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on May 2, 2017 15:50:33 GMT
14. Thou must own a slave
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Post by FilmFlaneur on May 2, 2017 15:50:56 GMT
13. Thou shalt not abort an unborn child
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Post by FilmFlaneur on May 2, 2017 15:52:18 GMT
15. For I say unto you, women's rights shall be fully equal unto God, as are those of the men.
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Post by progressiveelement on May 2, 2017 15:57:34 GMT
Thou shall ensure before ploughing thine lady friend, she is up for it too.
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Post by FilmFlaneur on May 2, 2017 15:59:17 GMT
16. I, Mark, of 15 Donkey Street saw Jesus Christ arise from the tomb on Thursday at 9.30 and walk about some after being dead thereto; please also findeth thou attached testimonials from a dozen others, many of whom are not even of the brethren.
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Post by theoncomingstorm on May 2, 2017 16:01:25 GMT
17. Thou shalt not commit genocide for that is the Lord's work and his alone.
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Post by FilmFlaneur on May 2, 2017 16:06:49 GMT
18. And verily I say unto you; that there will be no such thing as free will given unto man; and that more, whether or not he wishes to act on this is up to him.
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Post by captainbryce on May 2, 2017 16:29:49 GMT
17. Thou shalt not commit genocide for that is the Lord's work and his alone. Actually... Romans 12:19 Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord. |
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on May 2, 2017 16:30:02 GMT
19. Thou shalt expect to live forever for being wicked
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Post by Marv on May 2, 2017 16:30:50 GMT
1. The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on May 2, 2017 16:44:18 GMT
20. Thou shalt think liver tastes good.
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Post by Isapop on May 2, 2017 16:51:25 GMT
From the Book of Candor: "Honestly though, for a God who wants every person to receive this vital message, He picked a ridiculous way to get it across." |
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on May 2, 2017 17:01:38 GMT
21. God hath spoken: Thou shalt care what people who hate me think
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Post by captainbryce on May 2, 2017 17:05:43 GMT
Something tells me CoolJCS is missing your point here  |
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Post by johnblutarsky on May 2, 2017 17:06:00 GMT
22. Please put this book in the fiction section, so people don't take the text within seriously.
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Post by drystyx on May 2, 2017 17:12:10 GMT
23. Thou must send Dry Styx a blueberry pie. It must from the first fruits and organic, with organic blueberries and organic sugar, with a touch of vanilla. If it is not, it is an abomination. If it is, it is a pleasant aroma unto the lord.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on May 2, 2017 17:26:44 GMT
Something tells me CoolJCS is missing your point here I exemplify the point of this thread. |
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