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Post by NJtoTX on Aug 27, 2021 4:52:08 GMT
George: I think it moved.
Jerry: Moved?
George: It may have moved, I don't know.
Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.
George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other side.
George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.
Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?
George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.
Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of contact.
George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?
Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Aug 27, 2021 14:00:33 GMT
George: I think it moved. Jerry: Moved? George: It may have moved, I don't know. Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move. George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it. Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other side. George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move. Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved? George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move. Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of contact. George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched? Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me. What causes homophobia? What is it that makes a heterosexual man worry? I think it's because men know that deep down we have weak sales resistance. We're constantly buying shoes that hurt us, pants that don't fit right. Men think, "Obviously I can be talked into anything. What if I accidentally wander into some sort of homosexual store, thinking it's a shoe store, and the salesman goes, 'Just hold this guy's hand, walk around the store a little bit, see how you feel. No obligation, no pressure, just try it. Would you like to see him in a sandal?"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2021 20:42:48 GMT
Pam. I don’t know the woman but she sounds quite fetching.
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Aug 28, 2021 1:54:44 GMT
This is an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. They use this in space.
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Post by NJtoTX on Aug 28, 2021 3:32:06 GMT
Elaine, who catered this, Sears?
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Aug 30, 2021 0:20:57 GMT
Elaine: Hello, Mr. Peterman, how are you feeling?
Peterman: Elaine, I'll be blunt. I'm burnt out, I'm fried! My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon! I can run that catalog no longer.
Elaine: Who's gonna do it?
Peterman: What about you?
Elaine: Me! Why me?
Peterman: Why indeed!
Elaine: But, Mr. Peterman, you can't leave...
Peterman: I've already left, Elaine. I'm in Burma!
Elaine: Burma?
Peterman: You'll most likely know it as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me. Bonne chance, Elaine. YOU THERE ON THE MOTORBIKE, SELL ME ONE OF YOUR MELONS!
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Post by NJtoTX on Aug 30, 2021 1:41:32 GMT
Marla: Jerry.
Jerry: George, Marla.
George: Marla.
Marla: George. Jerry, Stacey.
Jerry: Stacey.
Stacey: Jerry.
Jerry: George, Stacey.
George: Stacey.
Stacey: George.
Jerry: George.
George: Jerry. Marla. ... Stacey!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Aug 30, 2021 13:11:47 GMT
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Aug 30, 2021 15:44:05 GMT
GEORGE: See, didn't bother Susan either. That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.
JERRY: Are you sensing anything right now?
GEORGE: Let me just say this. It is inhumane to make a man stand on his feet, in one spot for eight hours a day. Why shouldn't he have a chair?
JERRY: Well, what about criminal activity? He's got to be alert.
GEORGE: What, he can't jump out of the chair? How long does that take? Here look at this. (He moves to the end of the booth) Here, watch. (stands up)
Criminals! Boom. I'm up. (pretends he's shooting) Stop It! Stop It! Stop It!
JERRY: Maybe they offered him a chair and he turned it down.
GEORGE: Would you get out of here. Who's gonna turn down a chair? I would be very interested to know how he felt about all of this. Maybe I'll have a talk with him.
JERRY: I know you will.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2021 18:36:50 GMT
Your meatloaf is mushy. Your salmon croquettes are oily. And your eggplant parmesan is a DISGRACE TO THIS HOUSE!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 1, 2021 12:35:03 GMT
Jerry: What is this? What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing?
George: What!?
Jerry: Our lives. What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.
George: No, we're not. We're not men.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 1, 2021 13:25:14 GMT
You know what I've come to realize? I'm not just bored. I genuinely dislike her.
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Post by NJtoTX on Sept 1, 2021 13:48:08 GMT
Jerry: We gotta get out of here. Come on, weave your web, liar man.
George: I've got nothing, I-I-I-I'm blank.
Jerry: George, what's the matter with you?
George: I'm choking!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 1, 2021 14:04:43 GMT
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Post by NJtoTX on Sept 1, 2021 14:23:01 GMT
The sequel is a bit darker.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 1, 2021 20:01:27 GMT
The sequel is a bit darker. I don't know what that was, but it was interesting. I do love how into the show fellow Seinfeld fans are.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 1, 2021 20:04:05 GMT
I had this idea for a Seinfeld reunion special. The cast all picks out their favorite episode. Then they reenact it live in front of an audience with sets and costumes and everything. Then they all sit around with the producers to do like a panel discussion/retrospective of the show.
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Post by NJtoTX on Sept 1, 2021 20:04:17 GMT
I don't know what that was, but it was interesting. I do love how into the show fellow Seinfeld fans are. According to my son, people are mashing up Seinfeld and Twin Peaks/David Lynch.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 2, 2021 16:42:26 GMT
According to my son, people are mashing up Seinfeld and Twin Peaks/David Lynch. It's such a random pairing. The only thing they really have in common are they're both 90's shows.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 2, 2021 16:49:38 GMT
JERRY: The song Downtown? You mean the Petula Clark song?
GEORGE: Yeah.
JERRY: You sure he didn't just mention it because you happened to be going downtown?
GEORGE: I think he was trying to tell me something, like it had some sort of a meaning.
JERRY: Okay, so how does it go?
GEORGE: 'When you're alone, and life is making you lonely, you can always go...'
JERRY: '... downtown.'
GEORGE: 'Maybe you know some little places to go, where they never close...'
JERRY: '...downtown.'
GEORGE: Wait a second. 'Little places to go, where they never close.' What's a little place that never closes?
JERRY: Seven-eleven?
GEORGE: 'Just listen to the music of the traffic, in the city. Linger on the sidewalk, where the neon lights are pretty.' Where the neon lights are pretty. The Broadway area?
JERRY: No, that's midtown.
GEORGE: 'The lights are much brighter there. You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares, just go...'
JERRY: '...down town.'
GEORGE: 'Things'll be great, when you're...'
JERRY: '...downtown.'
GEORGE: I got nothing, Jerry. Nothing.
JERRY: Well, 'don't hang around and let your troubles surround you.
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