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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Apr 4, 2022 18:53:51 GMT
"GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!" ESTELLE: But Georgie.. what about the Jell-O? GEORGE: I'll take it in my room.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Apr 5, 2022 2:12:12 GMT
I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION!?!?
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Apr 8, 2022 5:06:25 GMT
I want to know what we did to them!
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Post by masterofallgoons on Apr 8, 2022 11:49:21 GMT
Hello, Mr. Fenneman! You wanna buy a computer!? No!? Why not!? All right, I see! Good answer! Thank you!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Apr 11, 2022 14:47:37 GMT
If I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something going.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Apr 14, 2022 2:21:17 GMT
George: Hey, if I were a gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night?
Elaine: Here or in Japan?
George: What's the difference?
Elaine: Well, the Japanese are more enlightened. They can see beyond the physical.
George: Forget Japan. How much would you pay?
Elaine: Oh, I don't know. A dollar.
George: I think I'm worth at least 300.
Elaine: Oh, I don't think so.
George: Hey, that's for all night.
Elaine: I know.
George: You're demeaning me.
Elaine: You're a gigolo.
George: Well, you hired me. I'm the victim here.
Elaine: Did I force you into this life?
George: Yes. You and every woman like you.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Apr 18, 2022 4:26:51 GMT
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Apr 18, 2022 17:00:47 GMT
MORTY: Alright, are you ready to eat?
HELEN: Oh right, let's go. Jerry, let's go, it's time to eat. We're going to dinner.
JERRY: Dinner? W..What time is it?
HELEN: It's 4:30.
JERRY: Four-thirty? Who eats dinner at 4:30?
MORTY: By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to five.
JERRY: I don't understand why we have to eat now.
HELEN: We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between four-thirty and six.
MORTY: Yeah. They give you a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato, for $4.95! You know what that costs you after six?
JERRY: Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat, okay?
HELEN: You're not buying us dinner!
JERRY: I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at four-thirty just to save a coupla bucks, I'll tell you that!
HELEN: Alright, we'll wait. But it's unheard of!
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Post by kiwi on Apr 19, 2022 1:14:32 GMT
I want to know what we did to them! This one has me stumped.
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Post by Rufus-T on Apr 19, 2022 1:38:10 GMT
The two main Seinfeld moms passed within a couple weeks.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Apr 19, 2022 11:32:48 GMT
The two main Seinfeld moms passed within a couple weeks.
Both at age 93.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Apr 19, 2022 13:01:04 GMT
Well, also, Jerry, we read an article in the Sun Sentinel. It says stand-up comedy is not what it used to be, what with def jam and all.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Apr 19, 2022 13:38:23 GMT
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Post by gbone on Apr 19, 2022 14:34:54 GMT
Driver: I'm so sorry, you'll have to forgive me. I can't hear a damn thing. I went to that rock concert last night at the garden. My seats were right up agains the speaker. It's a heavy metal group. Metalla-something.
Kramer: -ca.
Driver: Huh?
George: What?
Jerry: ca.
George: ah.
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Post by kiwi on Apr 19, 2022 14:50:26 GMT
Ahhhh! Thank you. Now I'm hungry for some of Estelle's paella. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Apr 19, 2022 15:40:59 GMT
Ahhhh! Thank you. Now I'm hungry for some of Estelle's paella. ![;)](//storage2.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) The funniest part, to me, really isn't even quotable because it's their hand/arm gestures that make it funny; not necessarily the line.
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Post by kiwi on Apr 19, 2022 15:42:42 GMT
Ahhhh! Thank you. Now I'm hungry for some of Estelle's paella. ![;)](//storage2.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) The funniest part, to me, really isn't even quotable because it's their hand/arm gestures that make it funny; not necessarily the line. YES. I so believed George was their son, that he could predict the arm waving.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Apr 23, 2022 18:42:59 GMT
Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyefull, well, we say, 'Enjoy the show.'
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Apr 25, 2022 13:54:31 GMT
Where did you learn to climb trees like that?
The Pacific North West
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on May 2, 2022 16:30:47 GMT
Did you ever get the feeling like you've had a haircut but you didn't have one?
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