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Post by Rufus-T on Oct 29, 2022 0:04:04 GMT
You're luscious. You're ravishing. I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Nov 11, 2022 20:42:18 GMT
JERRY: And what if we go up there? What are you going to say to her?
GEORGE: What am I going to say?!
JERRY: Yeah.
GEORGE: What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
JERRY: You'll never say that to her face.
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Post by The_Pride_of_Krakow on Dec 1, 2022 1:59:05 GMT
You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? I mean, the plague! Please!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Dec 1, 2022 19:14:23 GMT
I’m disturbed, I’m depressed, I’m inadequate. I’ve got it all!
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Post by theauxphou on Dec 20, 2022 18:32:00 GMT
Just forget it let it go
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 20, 2022 18:44:14 GMT
Yuri Testakov, the Russian writer! Hello!
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Post by The_Pride_of_Krakow on Dec 21, 2022 2:52:22 GMT
"Yeah, Yeah. The sneakers. The Americans and their sneakers. Always running from something."
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Post by Rufus-T on Dec 21, 2022 3:01:50 GMT
You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!
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Post by kiwi on Dec 21, 2022 4:01:20 GMT
"It's over for Bozo."
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Post by Rufus-T on Dec 21, 2022 23:22:12 GMT
You're livin' in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!
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Post by The_Pride_of_Krakow on Dec 21, 2022 23:29:14 GMT
"Go fold your little balloon animals, Eric. Eric! What kind of name is that for a clown, huh?"
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Dec 24, 2022 19:48:21 GMT
FRANK: Read that poem.
GEORGE: I can't read it. I need my glasses!
FRANK: You don't need glasses, you're just weak! You're weak!
ESTELLE: Leave him alone!
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Post by Rufus-T on Dec 25, 2022 0:36:33 GMT
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Dec 26, 2022 21:50:14 GMT
When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest most beautiful sweater. I said to him, "what do you call this most beautiful fabric?", and he said "they call it cashmere". I repeated the words "cashmere, cashmere". I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get away from me." Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want the change Georgie. I wanted the cashmere.
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Dec 27, 2022 18:25:09 GMT
In honor of our beloved friend nuts, who is having some health issues, let's do a silly thread with nothing but obscure, or famous if you wish, Seinfeld quotes. I'll get the ball rolling..... You tell that son of a bitch, no Yankee is coming to Houston, not as long as you bastards are running the show. Giddy up! Ideally.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 27, 2022 18:36:30 GMT
Elaine, I'm... I'm shocked. I'm shocked! Here I go out, in the spirit of the season, and spend all my savings to buy you the most beautiful Christmas sweater I have ever seen to show my appreciation to you, at Christmas, and this is the thanks that I get... at Christmas.
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Post by dk37 on Dec 28, 2022 5:12:29 GMT
You kept making all the stops?
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jan 2, 2023 23:33:59 GMT
I'm trying to give you a moral compass. You have no moral compass!
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Post by kiwi on Jan 3, 2023 3:26:10 GMT
You kept making all the stops? "Well, they kept ringing the bell!"
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Post by theauxphou on Jan 4, 2023 17:19:10 GMT
Oh, I’ll pay -- half-price!
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