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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 23, 2022 21:44:50 GMT
It's just horse manure. Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word "manure." You know, it's, it's "nure," which is good. and a "ma" in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, "manure" is actually pretty refreshing. Kelly: That's a nice watch George. George: Yeah. Kelly: You know, my boyfriend has the same one. George: Huh. Really? Kelly: Yeah, he loves watches. He's a real watch freak. George: Well, how about that? Kelly: Ooh look out. You stepped right in it. George: Yes, I sure did.
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Post by Rufus-T on Sept 24, 2022 2:03:03 GMT
No way I'm a chucker, I do not chuck, never chucked, never have chucked, never will chuck, no chuck!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 26, 2022 16:39:30 GMT
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Post by theauxphou on Sept 27, 2022 10:40:25 GMT
They’re round, it makes an “8”!
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 27, 2022 12:13:13 GMT
I drew this triangle freehand, it's a doodle..it's perfect!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 27, 2022 14:12:50 GMT
FRANK: It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
KRUGER: I find your belief system fascinating.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 27, 2022 19:54:06 GMT
Kruger: According to our latest quarterly thing,Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. Any thoughts?
George: Well, I know when I'm a little strapped, I sometimes drop off my rent check having forgotten to sign it. That could buy us some time.
Kruger: Works for me. Good thinking, George.
Co-worker 1: Alright, George.
Co-worker 2: Way to go man.
George: Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend we're the cleaning service. Heh heh. "Hello? I sorry, no here Kruger."
Kruger: Are you done?
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Post by Winston Wolfe on Sept 30, 2022 20:21:38 GMT
Dennison, four!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Oct 8, 2022 17:29:02 GMT
I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Oct 10, 2022 2:39:31 GMT
If my parents had a mantle, I might be a completely different person.
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Post by Rufus-T on Oct 12, 2022 15:42:48 GMT
you know, it's a very interesting situation. Here you have a job that can get you girls. But, you also have a relationship. But if you try and get rid of the relationship so you can get the girls, you lose the job. You see the irony?
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Oct 13, 2022 5:50:15 GMT
Gammy’s gettin upset
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Post by Rufus-T on Oct 13, 2022 15:47:16 GMT
I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless, you don't care, and when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Oct 19, 2022 23:42:24 GMT
Cold showers? They’re for psychotics
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Post by Rufus-T on Oct 20, 2022 0:53:18 GMT
I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact it is is all that it should be, and more!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Oct 20, 2022 1:35:58 GMT
I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact it is is all that it should be, and more! See, look at this. Rachel, my T-shirt shrunk. It used to be much bigger, and now it shrunk. You see, that's what water does. It shrinks things.
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Post by Rufus-T on Oct 20, 2022 19:36:16 GMT
I had gone up to Westchester. I go there every Tuesday. I do charity for the blind in my spare time for the Lighthouse. I was in the middle of a game of Parcheesi with an old blind man and I excused myself to call my friend as he was very depressed lately because he never became a banker.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Oct 21, 2022 15:09:29 GMT
The Rogues Wallet
It's where he kept his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Oct 21, 2022 22:18:49 GMT
Holes! I need holes!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Oct 28, 2022 0:24:29 GMT
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