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Post by theauxphou on Aug 26, 2022 11:33:07 GMT
I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea, but I never heard of this "Joe Mayo". And, frankly, it sounds made up.
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Aug 27, 2022 16:34:30 GMT
Where is Millar?
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Post by masterofallgoons on Aug 30, 2022 21:30:06 GMT
Yeah, and when I see freaks in the street, I never, ever stare at them and yet I'm careful not to look away, cause I want to make the freaks feel comfortable.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 6, 2022 22:09:58 GMT
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 6, 2022 22:11:26 GMT
Got it Lena: You seem like you want to tell me something. Jerry: Tell you something? I do. Lena: What is it, Jerry? You can tell me anything. Jerry: Oh, uh. You see these jeans I'm wearing? Lena: Yeah. Jerry: I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans. So, you know. That's it.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 6, 2022 22:32:05 GMT
Alright, can we cool it with the pee-pipe talk here?!
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Post by NJtoTX on Sept 7, 2022 2:21:40 GMT
"Boy, the Mets blew it tonight, huh?"
"Oh, what are you doing? Kramer, it's a tape! I taped the game, it's one o'clock in the morning! I avoided human contact all night to watch this!"
"Hey, I'm sorry, I...ya know, I, I thought you knew. You got any meat?"
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Post by theauxphou on Sept 7, 2022 9:29:05 GMT
The man on the tape wasnβt specific.
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Sept 7, 2022 15:10:34 GMT
The man on the tape wasnβt specific. You are being requested on The Sein board!
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Sept 7, 2022 15:11:53 GMT
Vile weed!
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Post by Rufus-T on Sept 8, 2022 20:03:53 GMT
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Post by Rufus-T on Sept 11, 2022 17:46:54 GMT
GEORGE: They made me buy it. A hundred bucks this thing cost me. How dare they?! I got news for you, if it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books.
JERRY: Yeah. I understand Guttenberg used to spend a lot of time in there.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 12, 2022 6:12:49 GMT
Jerry: So, I finally met the mentor.
George: What's she like? Impressive?
Jerry: Oh yeah, she's dating Banya.
George: Banya?
Jerry: Yeah. I had to spend two hours at dinner last night with that specimen.
George: What did you have?
Jerry: Chicken, how could she look up to a person who voluntarily spends time with Banya?
George: Marsala?
Jerry: Piccata, if anything I should be dating a mentor and Banya should be setting pins in a bowling alley.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 18, 2022 19:23:26 GMT
George: Where did you get those socks?
Jerry: I don't know.
George: I think those are my socks!
Jerry: How are these your socks?!
George: I don't know, but those are my socks! I had a pair just like that with the blue stripe, and now I don't have them anymore! Jerry: Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, you fell asleep one day on the sofa and I took them off your stinking feet. They looked so good to me, I just had to have them!
George: Yeah, well, they're my socks!
Jerry: They're my socks!
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Post by theauxphou on Sept 19, 2022 9:37:25 GMT
The fate of the world depends on the outcome of this.. βgameβ.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Sept 22, 2022 6:04:08 GMT
SON: Hey, there's a man swimming in the water.
FATHER: Naw, that's probably just a dead body son. You see when the mob kills someone they through the body in the river
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 22, 2022 11:33:12 GMT
No, no. Kramer, you don't understand. He made the last contact between us. I had the upper hand in the post-breakup relationship. If he thinks that I said hi, then I lose the upper hand.
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Post by gbone on Sept 22, 2022 12:53:16 GMT
Kramer: Hey Jerry, rub some lotion on my back.
Jerry Seinfeld: Who are you, Mrs. Robinson?
Kramer: Come on, I'll rub some on you.
Jerry Seinfeld: That's not sweetening the deal.
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Post by Rufus-T on Sept 23, 2022 17:46:19 GMT
It's just horse manure. Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word "manure." You know, it's, it's "nure," which is good. and a "ma" in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, "manure" is actually pretty refreshing.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Sept 23, 2022 21:24:54 GMT
Angela: Now you listen to me, suck face! You tell anybody, anything, and I will carve my initials in your brain tissue!
Jerry: Let me rephra-
Angela: I'll bash your skull into a vegematic like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head!
(Elaine walks in) Jerry: Hi Elaine, this is Angela.
Angela: I'll pluck all your body hairs out with my teeth!
Jerry: Well I think I get the gist of it.
Angela: So you don't say anything to anybody about me hitting that car!
Jerry: What car?
Angela: Good. I'm glad we understand each other.
Jerry: It's not complicated.
Elaine: Very nice meeting you!
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