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Post by theauxphou on Mar 13, 2023 15:15:32 GMT
“‘The address is!’ Jose Jimenez! Very funny!”
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Mar 13, 2023 18:33:45 GMT
I will expect all funds, in the form of a cashier's check, no later than the 18th!! Double exclamation point!!
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Post by masterofallgoons on Mar 16, 2023 3:20:19 GMT
Ya know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up and he's the same but everybody else is different!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Mar 16, 2023 3:27:13 GMT
KRAMER: Hey you know this is the first time we've ever seen each other naked.
JERRY: Believe me I didn't see anything.
KRAMER: Oh, you didn't sneak a peak?
JERRY: No, did you?
KRAMER: Yeah, I snuck a peak.
JERRY: Why?
KRAMER: Why not? hey what about you George?
GEORGE: yeah, I ... I snuck a peak. ... But it was so fast I didn't see anything. It was just a blur.
JERRY: I made a conscious effort not to look. There's certain information I just don't want to have.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Mar 22, 2023 20:47:19 GMT
And listen to this, listen to this; her uncle works for the Yankees and he's gonna get me a job interview. A front office kind of thing. Assistant to the travelling secretary. A job with the New York Yankees! This has been the dream of my life ever since I was a child, and it's all happening because I'm completely ignoring every urge towards common sense and good judgment I've ever had. This is no longer just some crazy notion. Jerry, this is my religion.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 25, 2023 23:30:59 GMT
What are lawyers, really? To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has read the inside of the top of the box. I think one of the fun things for them is to say objection. "Objection! Objection, your Honor."
Objection, of course, is the adult version of, "Fraid not." To which the judge can say two things, he can say, "overruled" which is the adult version of "Fraid so," or he could say, "sustained," which is the adult version of "Duh."
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Mar 26, 2023 16:51:59 GMT
1%! They can kiss 1% of my ass!
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Post by kiwi on Mar 26, 2023 19:05:53 GMT
"Was my father wearing a cape?"
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Post by theauxphou on Mar 26, 2023 19:33:07 GMT
Why did the policeman have to yell at me like that?
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Post by masterofallgoons on Mar 26, 2023 23:26:04 GMT
I'd drop you like a bag of dirt.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Apr 16, 2023 6:32:17 GMT
I don’t trust the guy. I think he re-gifted, then he de-gifted, and now he’s using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on May 1, 2023 18:55:22 GMT
GEORGE: So, uh, Mom, Dad, I was hoping that you could help me to remember my childhood a little clearly..
ESTELLE: I feel a draft. Let's change tables.
FRANK: Get outta here! We have a booth.
ESTELLE: Frank, I'm cold!
FRANK: Order a hot dish.
ESTELLE: Why can't we sit over there?
FRANK: That's not a booth!
ESTELLE: So, who says we have to sit in a booth?!
FRANK: I didn't take the subway all the way to New York to sit at a table like that!
ESTELLE: Well, I didn't take the subway to be in a drafty restaurant!
GEORGE: Mom.. dad.
FRANK: Now, George, what do you want to know about your childhood?
GEORGE: Actually, I think I'm pretty clear on it.
FRANK: Where's that breeze coming from?
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 7, 2023 0:32:03 GMT
We were wondering if we could get a copy of “La Cocina”?
Your off Broadway play
Ah yes, you know it’s the damndest thing. I moved and my files disappeared. Now I don’t know if there was some type of foul play, but I am not done with that moving company. That’s my pledge to you!
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jul 20, 2023 1:16:29 GMT
Yes, I'm impugning a continent
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jul 27, 2023 2:56:33 GMT
Thank you Jerry, you're a wonderful driver. Fantastic route, mon!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jul 27, 2023 3:47:20 GMT
Well you know what I've discovered Mrs. Sokol. It's not so much the looking as the listening. I listen for work. And as I'm looking and listening I am also looking. You can't discount looking. It's sort of a combination. It's looking, and listening, listening and looking. But you must look.
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Post by Rufus-T on Aug 24, 2023 23:11:38 GMT
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Post by NJtoTX on Aug 24, 2023 23:22:13 GMT
KRAMER: You want me to moon him? Ooh, let's moon him. Roll up your window. Let's do a pressed ham under glass.
ELAINE: Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
KRAMER: Look at this, look at this. He's giving us the finger.
ELAINE: Oh, all right.
KRAMER: Yeah.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Aug 26, 2023 2:11:23 GMT
(Notices George looking at a poster on the wall)
Roy: Holyfield. He's a good friend of one of my patients. He's got a hell of a body, doesn't he?
George: How would I know?
Roy: Do you like him?
George: What do you mean, like him?
Roy: Do you like him?
George: I mean he's a good fighter and a nice guy but I don't like him.
Roy: How come you don't like him?
George: Why should I?
Jerry: What is the matter with you?
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Post by masterofallgoons on Sept 2, 2023 23:08:44 GMT
You should see what my father used to go through before he bought a car. He'd go from state to state. He was away for weeks at a time. It was like he was running for President and he was going through the primaries. We'd get phone calls from motels in New Hampshire.
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