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Post by soggy on Jan 28, 2023 1:03:27 GMT
Probably Hack-O-Lantern (1988). A ridiculously bad horror movie with some of the worst acting, stupidest characters and outright ridiculous scenes. I wish I could say it was so bad that it was good, but no, it's just so bad that it's bad.
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Post by darkpast on Jan 28, 2023 6:43:51 GMT
Teen Wolf Too
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jan 28, 2023 9:43:02 GMT
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jan 28, 2023 9:44:56 GMT
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Jan 28, 2023 10:25:06 GMT
 I barely survived making it past a few of the first discs, as this was sold to me, years ago, and was quite pricy. Had a bit of success with similar 50 "Great" movie box-sets, with horror, sci-fi and cult movies. Of course, lots of trash, but also a few unseen and unheard of very good and surprisingly well acted releases, but the one posted above, seems to have absolute none of those qualities. The films looks like a bunch of drunk students, playing around with a hand held video camera from the late 80s, just having fun during the weekend, and ending up selling their "masterpiece" to some producer, who in return manages to pass them out as real movies for horror fans. Not sure how many of these turds I got through, but the answer is probably, far too many. Anyway, Hip Hop Locos (2001) is among others, available on Youtube, so for those who want to dig deep into that kind of "entertainment", well here is your chance: But worst movie of all time, no way, there is always a "bigger fish" down in the sewers, and hopefully it will be a long time until I see something as awful as any of the ones appearing in the 50 horror box movie set release. |
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Jan 28, 2023 12:53:59 GMT
I know movies are subjective, but honestly if this is the worst movie you have seen, you have not seen many movies. |
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Post by movieliker on Jan 28, 2023 15:28:46 GMT
Red Dot (2021)
This is a movie about two immoral and unappealing idiots who get what they deserve. I didn't care about either character because they were both stupid, unimpressive, incompetent, unappealing, pathetic and despicable.
Even the side characters are bad people.
If you want to see a movie about two bad people making stupid decisions and getting treated badly by other bad people, watch Red Dot.
Otherwise, don't waste your time.
Garbage.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jan 28, 2023 21:28:19 GMT
Looking that up, it looks likes I seen a lot of those. Hip Hop Locos - 1/10 Las Vegas Bloodbath - 1/10 Dead 7 - 5/10 Goth - 7/10 Blood Cult - 5/10 Suburban Sasquatch - 1/10 The Summer of the Massacre - 3/10 Off the Beaten Path - 2/10 Hells Highway - 6/10 Mayhem Motel - 3/10 Up for Rent - 1/10 Nightmare Asylum - 1/10 City in Panic - 2/10 The Veil - 2/10 Goblin - 2/10 Hollywood Vampyr - 4/10 Junkfood Horrorfest - 2/10 Toe Tags - 4/10 Terror Toons - 6/10 Scream Bloody Murder - 4/10 Invitation - 4/10 This Darkness: The Vampire Virus - 3/10 |
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Jan 28, 2023 21:42:32 GMT
Looking that up, it looks likes I seen a lot of those.Hip Hop Locos - 1/10 Las Vegas Bloodbath - 1/10 Dead 7 - 5/10 Goth - 7/10 Blood Cult - 5/10 Suburban Sasquatch - 1/10 The Summer of the Massacre - 3/10 Off the Beaten Path - 2/10 Hells Highway - 6/10 Mayhem Motel - 3/10 Up for Rent - 1/10 Nightmare Asylum - 1/10 City in Panic - 2/10 The Veil - 2/10 Goblin - 2/10 Hollywood Vampyr - 4/10 Junkfood Horrorfest - 2/10 Toe Tags - 4/10 Terror Toons - 6/10 Scream Bloody Murder - 4/10 Invitation - 4/10 This Darkness: The Vampire Virus - 3/10 I had a strange feeling of that.   Nice to at least know I am not the only one, who had a tough time watching a few of the mentioned "classics" above, and with a few of the titles (at least which we have both seen and disliked very much) and that I can remember, as yeah, there is sadly something far too familiar with stuff like The Veil (think I also landed on 2/10), Las Vegas Bloodbath (might also be another 2/10) and Nightmare Asylum (sounds like a 1/10). |
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Post by llanwydd on Jan 28, 2023 23:27:54 GMT
I know movies are subjective, but honestly if this is the worst movie you have seen, you have not seen many movies. Take my word, that is one 4 hours you will never get back. You might enjoy the sequel Plan 9 From Outer Space much better. |
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Jan 28, 2023 23:36:43 GMT
I know movies are subjective, but honestly if this is the worst movie you have seen, you have not seen many movies. Take my word, that is one 4 hours you will never get back. You might enjoy the sequel Plan 9 From Outer Space much better. I have seen Gone With The Wind. |
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Post by movieliker on Jan 29, 2023 1:12:01 GMT
I know movies are subjective, but honestly if this is the worst movie you have seen, you have not seen many movies. Take my word, that is one 4 hours you will never get back. You might enjoy the sequel Plan 9 From Outer Space much better. I disagree. You may not like Gone with the Wind. But if it's the "WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN", you haven't seen many movies. |
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Post by movieliker on Jan 29, 2023 19:30:13 GMT
3022 (2019)
Stupid, unrealistic and illogical.
(Warning: Spoilers)
Astronauts train for years and get eliminated from eligibility to go into outer space if they don't "have the right stuff". Apparently this crew missed the training and elimination process.
There is no smoking in space. Smoking takes up oxygen. Oxygen is in short supply in space. And a fire could cause irreparable or cataclysmic damage. The "medical officer" is smoking from the very beginning of the mission.
All space crews are trained for catastrophe. The medical officer wouldn't go into shock, stop responding, and cause the injury and subsequent death of another crew member. Or he never would have been eligible for going into outer space in the first place.
They are supposed to be on a fueling station between Earth and Europa. Earth is destroyed. What happened to Europa?
In five years not one transport vessel has passed or docked for refueling on this fueling station. Where do they get their fuel from? If no vessels are passing or docking, what do they need fuel for?
Space crews train to remain calm and follow orders. One of the crew, flips out, disobeys orders and destroys an evacuation pod.
All space stations have emergency procedures in case of catastrophe. Like evacuation pods or vessels. Supposedly they are half way between Earth and Europa. If they can't go to Earth, why not go to Europa?
This movie is so stupid, unrealistic and illogical, I stopped watching thirty minutes in.
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Post by darksidebeadle on Jan 29, 2023 19:46:30 GMT
Transformers: Dark of the Moon 0/10
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Post by llanwydd on Jan 30, 2023 17:40:03 GMT
Take my word, that is one 4 hours you will never get back. You might enjoy the sequel Plan 9 From Outer Space much better. I disagree. You may not like Gone with the Wind. But if it's the "WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN", you haven't seen many movies. Good God! I was going to say it all went over your heads but are there any heads in this thread to go over? |
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Post by movieliker on Jan 30, 2023 17:45:12 GMT
I disagree. You may not like Gone with the Wind. But if it's the "WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN", you haven't seen many movies. Good God! I was going to say it all went over your heads but are there any heads in this thread to go over? What went over our heads? Was it supposed to be a satirical rhetoric? Or was it really just a bad joke? |
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Post by Penn Guinn on Feb 1, 2023 3:42:31 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 1, 2023 4:17:38 GMT
That reminds me... I saw Howard the Duck (1986) many years ago at a Science Fiction Marathon. Back then I spent $25 to see the fifteen movies, meaning I paid $1.67 to see it. That was about $1.67 too much.
Howard the Duck (1986) was screened again at last year's Marathon. Since they often get behind schedule, it's not uncommon for me to skip the last movie or two. However, last year I absolutely refused to sit through Howard again, and bailed five movies early. |
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Post by Penn Guinn on Feb 1, 2023 4:22:43 GMT
alpha128I watched Howard the Duck to see what all the fuss was about. Did not hate it but would never bother watching it again. I have tried three times to watch Ishtar ! Each time seeing less of it than the previous try. It truly IS a lemon ! Beat the Devil is not known as an "awful movie". It has a great cast etc but I simply do not "get it"!
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Post by moviemouth on Feb 2, 2023 1:28:28 GMT
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
It can barely even be called a movie as much as just offensive propaganda. It feels more like the afterschool special from Hell. It is 1 hour of Kirk Cameron's character trying to convince a cynic that everything about Christmas is derived from Jesus, even the Capitalism of the holiday as it is celebrated in the U.S. Then the last 20 minutes is filler with the family dancing.
It is a mystery who the movie is even made for, aside from Kirk Cameron's own ego.
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