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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Jan 20, 2018 0:33:48 GMT
Paint It Black
A heist film where a group of George Clinton fans get together to break into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave for some subversive home renovations while the current resident is at Mar-a-Lago.
Too Juicy
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Post by kingkoopa on Jan 20, 2018 19:51:41 GMT
"Too Juicy"
A small farming town in Florida has one orange tree that isn't like the others. These oranges are a cross between 'Critters' and 'the Langoliers.' As they terrorize this quiet rural paradise, only one man can stop them: Bill Murray.
"The Last Golf Cart Captain"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2018 22:35:30 GMT
As the last independent golf cart manufacturer is on the verge of being bought out by a foreign conglomerate, its CEO reminisces over his career, starting out as a caddy at the local green.
Too Tall Sally
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jan 21, 2018 13:21:38 GMT
Too Tall Sally
Zookeepers are on high alert when a beloved giraffe with a knack for making picks on big time sporting events gets a death threat.
Born to Boogie
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Post by Nalkarj on Jan 31, 2018 5:25:13 GMT
Born to Boogie
directed by Sam Raimi
written by Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, and Nik Cohn
When secret agent Ross Cord (Pierce Brosnan) agrees to take on one last case before retirement, little does he know that its roots reach deeper than he’d ever expected! He teams with up with gorgeous French spy Élise Formé (Gal Gadot)—but could she actually be working for the insidious Soviets, led by KGB general Boris Duvchensky (John Rhys-Davies)? And what does the evil organization WRAITH (Wrathful Revenge Association for International Terrorism and Hatred) and its leader, Güstshod (William Shatner), have to do with it? And why do Güstshod’s messages to Cord always refer to—to—to Cord’s dance skills? Find out the answers to these questions and more in the new shocking spy/dance thriller—Born to Boogie!
Next: The Laundry Basket Wars
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Feb 1, 2018 8:21:49 GMT
The Laundry Basket Wars
Based on the amazing true story about a squad of female freedom fighters that took down a fascist regime by smuggling weapons through baskets of dirty laundry.
End credit disclaimer: Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Next: The Parked Car in Harvard Yard
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Post by JHA Durant on Feb 1, 2018 12:17:25 GMT
The Parked Car in Harvard Yard
A group of friends attending Harvard park a car in Harvard Yard and make a pact that the last one alive gets to own it. The rest of the film covers their lives, loves, and their ultimate deaths. Who will be the last one standing, and will the car still be there when that time comes?
The Rumble of Distant Thunder
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2018 15:40:47 GMT
A disgraced ex-cop is working on a wildlife preserve in Mozambique and has to go up against poachers who work for the man who killed his daughter.
Shroogs!
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Feb 1, 2018 16:15:07 GMT
Shroogs!The adventures of Artemis Shroogs, a mischieveous elf in Santa's workshop in the North Pole. Despite his bad reputation & unbeknownst to him, he holds the key to finding the true meaning of Xmas ***SPOILER ALERT*** which, surprising for a G-rated production, turns out to be drunken orgies Yukan Toucan
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Post by teleadm on Feb 1, 2018 19:04:14 GMT
Yukan Toucan
A man is reincarnated (samsara) as a Toucan, with his soul intact thinks back on his former life in both a humourus and serious way, trying to find out what on earth he did in his former life that made the Gods decide that he should be reincarnated as precisely a Toucan, of all animals. Why not a pelican or a seal or a mosquito? But precisely a Toucan... Yukan is what the other Toucans calls him.
Come on, Bert!
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Post by Nalkarj on Feb 1, 2018 19:08:27 GMT
^^^^ teleadm , could our toucan friend also have been (as a human) from the Yukon , but the gods simply didn’t know how to spell Yukon*? Can lead to some comic scenes in which a toucan is flying throughout the Yukon. *Tele’s idea below is even better.
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Post by teleadm on Feb 1, 2018 19:16:04 GMT
^^^^ teleadm , could our toucan friend also have been (as a human) from the Yukon, but the gods simply didn’t know how to spell Yukon? Can lead to some comic scenes in which a toucan is flying throughout the Yukon. or Yukon is impossible to tweet with a toucan beak, so it becomes Yukan... So it's not impossible that he was from Yukon...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2018 19:29:38 GMT
Several New York artists come together to create the world's biggest interactive artwork. By the end of the month, every man in the city has "come on Bert." A comedy staring Adam Sandler. The Doctor And The Pepper
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Post by sdrew13163 on Feb 2, 2018 3:56:12 GMT
The Doctor and the Pepper
The story of how an esteemed doctor (Idris Elba) and a Red Hot Chili Pepper's impersonator (David Dastmalchian) meet in a bar at midnight in Chicago. The two realize that their chance meeting is being watched by a man who is obsessed with funny combinations of words (he was rumored to have blown up a taco truck below the Liberty Bell - "Taco Bell" - and killed a man with a nail gun in his towing business building - "toenail"), or a play on words, as these two strangers are a play on words themselves ("Dr. Pepper"). They slowly try to evade this odd bystander until all hell breaks loose and their lives are in jeopardy. Meant to be a VERY dark comedy.
Next Title: Jabba the Hutt: A Star Wars Story
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2018 17:34:26 GMT
An origins story of Jabba and how he rose to prominence in the underworld scene of whatever planet he was on [don't follow Star Wars that closely]
The Merry Widow of Whistling Gap
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Feb 2, 2018 18:16:23 GMT
The Merry Widow of Whistling Gap
Jennifer Lawrence as a woman who pours her heart into her one-stoplight town after her husband's untimely death. That unselfishness is strained as an estranged (and wealthy) relative of the husband has big plans for Whistling Gap.
Unrepentant
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Feb 2, 2018 20:12:16 GMT
Unrepentant
A gripping legal drama of a man accused of a heinous crime. After much investigation and talking to witnesses, uncovering clues, etc..., the trial starts where there are all kinds of twist and turns in the testimnoy culminating in a surprise decision by the defense to put the defendant on the stand where, before the first question is asked, the man simply says:
"I did it and I would do it again"
That's just the first 10 minutes. The rest of the movie is about the investigation into the justice system regarding why they never bothered to interview the accused. The irony is no one in the Justice Department felt bad about their actions. They are, in fact, Unrepentant
THERE IT WAS
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Post by Nalkarj on Feb 6, 2018 20:01:29 GMT
There It Was
directed by Robert Eggers written by Andy Nyman and Jeremy Dyson (By the way, CoolJGS☺, it’s a great title, and I only hope my plot does justice to it.) Sophisticated, conservative Sir Simon Elliot (Michael Gambon/Anthony Hopkins/Gary Oldman/Ian McKellen)* is shocked to find that his late, beloved wife (Jane Wymark) had not only depleted his bank account but had also been having an affair with his dearest friend, Dr. Marsden (John Nettles). Angry and confused, he leaves London and rushes down to the Suffolk coast, considering suicide. He is met, however, by a strange little man named Parkins (Martin Freeman), who explains that he is the local vicar and says that Elliot should come to the vicarage to calm down. Elliot is eventually persuaded to come along and is treated to an excellent dinner; on leaving, however, he finds that both the Rev. Mr. Parkins and the vicarage itself have disappeared. Completely disoriented, he checks into a local inn but cannot sleep that night, as he is plagued by nightmares of something in grey rags chasing him. He awakes the next morning to find Parkins at the bar, but the man now says that he is a farmer, and he swears vehemently that he’s never met Elliot. Elliot begins to feel he is going mad, but—well, is he? And when he goes back to the beach—what’s that thing in grey he sees far in the distance…? *The ideal casting choice is, unfortunately, not with us any more—John Hurt.
Next: Catfish Cactus
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Post by vegalyra on Feb 6, 2018 22:43:09 GMT
Catfish Cactus
Directed by Bennett Miller
Suffering ridicule and disgrace by neighbors in Tolleson, Arizona, Minerva Smith (Cameron Diaz) decides to gamble her great uncle's (Robert Forster) meager estate consisting of a run down drive in restaurant to open up one of the first catfish farms in her state. Against multiple trials and tribulations, she perseveres and manages to turn a dry, cactus populated portion of real estate into a profitable operation, supplying catfish to grocers and restaurants across the state. Then she runs afoul of the local seafood importers led by the evil CEO of the largest corporation (Christoph Waltz) who repeatedly try to turn her business back into cactus.
Banned in Montenegro
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Feb 7, 2018 20:51:53 GMT
Banned in Montenegro
Two best friends (Timothee Chalamet and Lucas Hedges), on the tail end of a month long European vacation, are unwittingly associated with an embarrassing international incident, all caused by an Englishman (Colin Firth) whose grudge against working class individuals is concealed by a friendly facade. The trip was a game show prize.
The Shell Game
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