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Post by Skaathar on Dec 18, 2017 20:37:19 GMT
Want to know more about Snoke, who he is and what's his past? F*ck you! We'll kill him off without telling you anything.
Want to know who Rey's parents are and where they're from? F*ck you! They're a bunch of nobody junkers who are of no significance.
Want to know why Rey is so darn strong with the force and can master anything with but a thought? F*ck you! She's a nobody and apparently anybody can be that strong with the force.
Want to see the movie give Princess Leia a heroic ending? F*ck you! We'll give her powers so she can resurrect from the dead and then we'll keep her alive till the next movie even if we have to use pure CGI.
Waited for 3 decades just to watch Luke Skywalker back in action? F*ck you! We'll make him mope around the entire movie and then kill himself off by doing an illusion.
Want to know what made Kylo Ren so dark even as a teen? F*ck you! He had a lot of darkness in him because we said so. No other explanation needed.
Wanted to see Rey get some jedi training montage? F*ck you! We'll make her spar against a rock and get 3 lessons from Luke then Mary Sue the rest.
Feel free to add your own F*ck yous.
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Post by thisguy4000 on Dec 18, 2017 20:43:35 GMT
I didn’t mind Snoke being unceremoniously killed off, or Rey’s parents turning out to be nobodies. For the first one, it was a nice twist that played with expectations, and I honestly think that having the Darth Vader wannabe serve as the main antagonist for the sequel trilogy is a solid deviation from the OT. As for the revelation about Rey’s parents, I’ll take that over the fan theories about her being a Skywalker or a Solo.
As a side note though, maybe you should include a “spoiler” warning in the title.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 18, 2017 20:44:45 GMT
Want to know more about Snoke, who he is and what is his past? F*ck you! We'll kill him off without telling you anything. Want to know who Rey's parents are and where they're from? F*ck you! They're a bunch of nobody junkers. Want to know why Rey is so darn strong with the force and can master anything with but a thought? F*ck you! She's a nobody and anybody can be that strong with the force. Want to see the movie give Princess Leia a heroic ending? F*ck you! We'll kill her then resurrect her again and keep her alive probably till the next movie. We're even giving her powers. Waited for 3 decades just to watch Luke Skywalker back in action? F*ck you! We'll make him mope around the entire movie and do an illusion at the end then kill him off too. Want to know what made Kylo Ren so dark even as a teen? F*ck you! He had a lot of darkness in him because we said so. No other explanation needed. Wanted to see Rey get some jedi training montage? F*ck you! We'll make her spar against a rock and get 3 lessons from Luke then Mary Sue the rest. Feel free to add your own F*ck yous. Fuck you to fuck face, oops I mean Rian Johnson, the destroyer of STAR WARS. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2017 20:47:28 GMT
You were interested in the Knights of Ren? Fuck you, we're not even going to address that plot thread.
You wanted an honorable send off to Ackbar? Fuck you! We'll write a character/sequence that would be perfect for Ackbar to play and even give that character a helluva send off, but instead of having Ackbar in the role, we'll introduce a brand new dead end character!
You wanted to know how Luke's light saber was going to tie in to the mystery of what has happened over the last 30 years, how it was discovered and why's it's significant to Rey? Fuck you! We're just going to have Luke toss it over this shoulder like a scrap of garbage.
You wanted to get into Phasma's character a little more? Oh, sure, little buddy, all of us on the creative team have been quoted about how she's going to play a larger role in upcoming films, so just wait...LOL, just kidding, fuck you! We're going to make her even more of a nothing muffin in this movie than in the previous one.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 18, 2017 20:50:30 GMT
You were interested in the Knights of Ren? Fuck you, we're not even going to address that plot thread. You wanted an honorable send off to Ackbar? Fuck you! We'll write a character/sequence that would be perfect for Ackbar to play and even give that character a helluva send off, but instead of having Ackbar in the role, we'll introduce a brand new dead end character! You wanted to know how Luke's light saber was going to tie in to the mystery of what has happened over the last 30 years, how it was discovered and why's it's significant to Rey? Fuck you! We're just going to have Luke toss it over this shoulder like a scrap of garbage. You wanted to get into Phasma's character a little more? Oh, sure, little buddy, all of us on the creative team have been quoted about how she's going to play a larger role in upcoming films, so just wait...LOL, just kidding, fuck you! We're going to make her even more of a nothing muffin in this movie than in the previous one. "I'll not kill my own father... But I will kill my own nephew! A child! While he is sleeping! It'll be fun!" |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2017 20:55:31 GMT
You were interested in the Knights of Ren? Fuck you, we're not even going to address that plot thread. You wanted an honorable send off to Ackbar? Fuck you! We'll write a character/sequence that would be perfect for Ackbar to play and even give that character a helluva send off, but instead of having Ackbar in the role, we'll introduce a brand new dead end character! You wanted to know how Luke's light saber was going to tie in to the mystery of what has happened over the last 30 years, how it was discovered and why's it's significant to Rey? Fuck you! We're just going to have Luke toss it over this shoulder like a scrap of garbage. You wanted to get into Phasma's character a little more? Oh, sure, little buddy, all of us on the creative team have been quoted about how she's going to play a larger role in upcoming films, so just wait...LOL, just kidding, fuck you! We're going to make her even more of a nothing muffin in this movie than in the previous one. "I'll not kill my own father... But I will kill my own nephew! A child! While he is sleeping! It'll be fun!" I left Yoda behind, pleading for me to stop, just so I could fly to Bespin on a suicide mission to help my friends. I turned myself in on Endor (on another suicide mission) to help keep my friends safe. My dad threatened my sister and all my friends and I took mercy on him. I refused to try to kill Palpatine. But yep, after all that, and after getting 30 years older, which, by practical definition should mean I'm wiser and less angry, not only will I try to murder my own nephew after smelling a hint of evil on him, but then I'll refuse to help my friends out (of the mess I created) when they need me more than ever. Fuck you! - Luke Skywalker in TLJ. |
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Post by ryboto on Dec 18, 2017 20:59:37 GMT
Can't wait to see this movie.
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Post by Skaathar on Dec 18, 2017 21:15:53 GMT
You were interested in the Knights of Ren? Fuck you, we're not even going to address that plot thread. You wanted an honorable send off to Ackbar? Fuck you! We'll write a character/sequence that would be perfect for Ackbar to play and even give that character a helluva send off, but instead of having Ackbar in the role, we'll introduce a brand new dead end character! You wanted to know how Luke's light saber was going to tie in to the mystery of what has happened over the last 30 years, how it was discovered and why's it's significant to Rey? Fuck you! We're just going to have Luke toss it over this shoulder like a scrap of garbage. You wanted to get into Phasma's character a little more? Oh, sure, little buddy, all of us on the creative team have been quoted about how she's going to play a larger role in upcoming films, so just wait...LOL, just kidding, fuck you! We're going to make her even more of a nothing muffin in this movie than in the previous one. I completely forgot to add Knights of Ren. Damn that irritated me too. |
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Post by Waxer-n-boil on Dec 18, 2017 21:31:50 GMT
This is the best TLJ thread yet. Reading this, I've never been so pissed off and laughed so hard at the same time!
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Post by Skaathar on Dec 18, 2017 21:43:18 GMT
"I'll not kill my own father... But I will kill my own nephew! A child! While he is sleeping! It'll be fun!" I left Yoda behind, pleading for me to stop, just so I could fly to Bespin on a suicide mission to help my friends. I turned myself in on Endor (on another suicide mission) to help keep my friends safe. My dad threatened my sister and all my friends and I took mercy on him. I refused to try to kill Palpatine. But yep, after all that, and after getting 30 years older, which, by practical definition should mean I'm wiser and less angry, not only will I try to murder my own nephew after smelling a hint of evil on him, but then I'll refuse to help my friends out (of the mess I created) when they need me more than ever. Fuck you! - Luke Skywalker in TLJ. You wanted Luke Skywalker? Well Fuck you! You're getting the Joker instead. - Mark Hamill |
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Post by mcufan on Dec 18, 2017 22:01:47 GMT
"I'll not kill my own father... But I will kill my own nephew! A child! While he is sleeping! It'll be fun!" I left Yoda behind, pleading for me to stop, just so I could fly to Bespin on a suicide mission to help my friends. I turned myself in on Endor (on another suicide mission) to help keep my friends safe. My dad threatened my sister and all my friends and I took mercy on him. I refused to try to kill Palpatine. But yep, after all that, and after getting 30 years older, which, by practical definition should mean I'm wiser and less angry, not only will I try to murder my own nephew after smelling a hint of evil on him, but then I'll refuse to help my friends out (of the mess I created) when they need me more than ever. Fuck you! - Luke Skywalker in TLJ. I disregarded all what Yoda was saying and all my friends suffered. I turned myself on endor, endangering my sister so I could selfishly save my father, that in a fit of rage I cut his hand out, just to see the errors of my ways. I tried to kill my nephew but stopped in time as I always do because I'm impulsive but do the right thing in the end. This time I shut myself from the force because I doubted myself and isolated before I ruined it all again (things went really badly this time)and this time I could not save my loved ones. The world is better without me. It took a girl that believed in me (and a talk with Yoda) to put me on the right track again and save my friends again, like I always do. I was always a flawed being but in the end I think I did some good. Yours truly, Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2017 22:13:41 GMT
And yet I did it, because self-sacrifice is my biggest characteristic. That's bullshit and you know it. He turned himself in to NOT endanger the mission, this was reflective of earlier dialogue in the movie. Trying to save his father was not selfish. You don't really believe that. You're scraping the bottom of the barrel to form an argument. Except in the ST. In the ST, everything I did was at odds with my previous behavior. Yep, that's what TLJ Luke said. OT Luke would never have been such a psychological wimp. This is how losers think. It's the liberal EMO version of Luke. Why didn't they just have Luke hang himself and get it over with? There, fixed that for you twice. He did a lot of good in the OT. Luke ST was an imposter. |
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Post by mcufan on Dec 18, 2017 22:28:14 GMT
And yet I did it, because self-sacrifice is my biggest characteristic. That's bullshit and you know it. He turned himself in to NOT endanger the mission, this was reflective of earlier dialogue in the movie. Trying to save his father was not selfish. You don't really believe that. You're scraping the bottom of the barrel to form an argument. Except in the ST. In the ST, everything I did was at odds with my previous behavior. Yep, that's what TLJ Luke said. OT Luke would never have been such a psychological wimp. This is how losers think. It's the liberal EMO version of Luke. Why didn't they just have Luke hang himself and get it over with? There, fixed that for you twice. He did a lot of good in the OT. Luke ST was an imposter. I see you skipped the fit of rage I had with my father and almost killed him but stopped in time just like I did with my nephew. And no he was selfish in endor, he just believed he wasn't. Not being selfish was not going at all. But he does that because he's impulsive. Someday that impulsiveness would go wrong. It did. And he didn't let anyone die, are you crazy, he's a Jedi, not a Demi God that could save the Galaxy singlehandedly. Or maybe he can, by being the legend that unites the people. He's so much more now then he could ever be physically. From a certain point of view. Mine. You have yours leave it at that. Be a Jedi. |
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Post by sdrew13163 on Dec 18, 2017 22:52:43 GMT
Want to know more about Snoke, who he is and what's his past? F*ck you! We'll kill him off without telling you anything. Want to know who Rey's parents are and where they're from? F*ck you! They're a bunch of nobody junkers who are of no significance. Want to know why Rey is so darn strong with the force and can master anything with but a thought? F*ck you! She's a nobody and apparently anybody can be that strong with the force. Want to see the movie give Princess Leia a heroic ending? F*ck you! We'll give her powers so she can resurrect from the dead and then we'll keep her alive till the next movie even if we have to use pure CGI. Waited for 3 decades just to watch Luke Skywalker back in action? F*ck you! We'll make him mope around the entire movie and then kill himself off by doing an illusion. Want to know what made Kylo Ren so dark even as a teen? F*ck you! He had a lot of darkness in him because we said so. No other explanation needed. Wanted to see Rey get some jedi training montage? F*ck you! We'll make her spar against a rock and get 3 lessons from Luke then Mary Sue the rest. Feel free to add your own F*ck yous. You honestly hit all my grievances. I keep saying the same thing over and over, but it was just a weird experience. It pretty much disregarded every movie that came before it, including TFA. I don't get that. |
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Post by Waxer-n-boil on Dec 18, 2017 23:03:52 GMT
I see you skipped the fit of rage I had with my father and almost killed him but stopped in time just like I did with my nephew. I see you ignored the 80% of your argument that he proved was wrong. And dwelled on one point of similarity. As if that establishes an entire body of evidence. It does not. That's not selfishness. That was Luke trying to help his friends succeed without realizing he created a risk until it was too late. So, you got that one wrong. Way too miss the point. The point is he wasn't willing to help in the sequel trilogy. Nobody was asking him to single-handedly save the galaxy in the OT. And nobody was asking him that in the ST. Your points a non-sequitur. That's a personal conclusion of yours not supported by the last events and responses in the TLJ. Neither do you know if that is the way that it will play out in episode 9. That's just you making it up as you go along. A lot like TLJ. |
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Post by mcufan on Dec 18, 2017 23:04:19 GMT
Want to know more about Snoke, who he is and what's his past? F*ck you! We'll kill him off without telling you anything. Want to know who Rey's parents are and where they're from? F*ck you! They're a bunch of nobody junkers who are of no significance. Want to know why Rey is so darn strong with the force and can master anything with but a thought? F*ck you! She's a nobody and apparently anybody can be that strong with the force. Want to see the movie give Princess Leia a heroic ending? F*ck you! We'll give her powers so she can resurrect from the dead and then we'll keep her alive till the next movie even if we have to use pure CGI. Waited for 3 decades just to watch Luke Skywalker back in action? F*ck you! We'll make him mope around the entire movie and then kill himself off by doing an illusion. Want to know what made Kylo Ren so dark even as a teen? F*ck you! He had a lot of darkness in him because we said so. No other explanation needed. Wanted to see Rey get some jedi training montage? F*ck you! We'll make her spar against a rock and get 3 lessons from Luke then Mary Sue the rest. Feel free to add your own F*ck yous. The movie was great because of those things. You want another rehash of the previous movies? Fuck you here's an original story. The movie without the fuck you's might as well be a prequel set in between the 30 years explaining that Rey had a high midiclorian count and the rise of smoke etc Fuck that. |
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Post by mcufan on Dec 18, 2017 23:10:41 GMT
I see you skipped the fit of rage I had with my father and almost killed him but stopped in time just like I did with my nephew. I see you ignored the 80% of your argument that he proved was wrong. And dwelled on one point of similarity. As if that establishes an entire body of evidence. It does not. That's not selfishness. That was Luke trying to help his friends succeed without realizing he created a risk until it was too late. So, you got that one wrong. Way too miss the point. The point is he wasn't willing to help in the sequel trilogy. Nobody was asking him to single-handedly save the galaxy in the OT. And nobody was asking him that in the ST. Your points a non-sequitur. That's a personal conclusion of yours not supported by the last events and responses in the TLJ. Neither do you know if that is the way that it will play out in episode 9. That's just you making it up as you go along. A lot like TLJ. sorry, getting sleepy. I'll read tomorrow. I know I promised the other guy I would only talk tomorrow but this time I mean it. If you make some valid points I'll try and counter argue. It shouldn't be too difficult... |
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Post by Waxer-n-boil on Dec 18, 2017 23:15:16 GMT
Want to know more about Snoke, who he is and what's his past? F*ck you! We'll kill him off without telling you anything. Want to know who Rey's parents are and where they're from? F*ck you! They're a bunch of nobody junkers who are of no significance. Want to know why Rey is so darn strong with the force and can master anything with but a thought? F*ck you! She's a nobody and apparently anybody can be that strong with the force. Want to see the movie give Princess Leia a heroic ending? F*ck you! We'll give her powers so she can resurrect from the dead and then we'll keep her alive till the next movie even if we have to use pure CGI. Waited for 3 decades just to watch Luke Skywalker back in action? F*ck you! We'll make him mope around the entire movie and then kill himself off by doing an illusion. Want to know what made Kylo Ren so dark even as a teen? F*ck you! He had a lot of darkness in him because we said so. No other explanation needed. Wanted to see Rey get some jedi training montage? F*ck you! We'll make her spar against a rock and get 3 lessons from Luke then Mary Sue the rest. Feel free to add your own F*ck yous. The movie was great because of those things. You want another rehash of the previous movies? Fuck you here's an original story. Way to miss the point. Nobody wanted a rehash. They just wanted good storytelling that honored all the characters and the lore. That didn't happen. You couldn't be more wrong. They could've made this movie a dozen different ways than they did and it wouldn't be what you're claiming. |
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Post by Waxer-n-boil on Dec 18, 2017 23:16:23 GMT
I see you ignored the 80% of your argument that he proved was wrong. And dwelled on one point of similarity. As if that establishes an entire body of evidence. It does not. That's not selfishness. That was Luke trying to help his friends succeed without realizing he created a risk until it was too late. So, you got that one wrong. Way too miss the point. The point is he wasn't willing to help in the sequel trilogy. Nobody was asking him to single-handedly save the galaxy in the OT. And nobody was asking him that in the ST. Your points a non-sequitur. That's a personal conclusion of yours not supported by the last events and responses in the TLJ. Neither do you know if that is the way that it will play out in episode 9. That's just you making it up as you go along. A lot like TLJ. sorry, getting sleepy. I'll read tomorrow. I know I promised the other guy I would only talk tomorrow but this time I mean it. If you make some valid points I'll try and counter argue. It shouldn't be too difficult... Riiiiiiight... |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 18, 2017 23:34:27 GMT
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