What Films Did You Watch Last Week? (09/04-15/04) CLOSED

I, Tonya (2017) 8/10

It's Complicated (2009) 5/10

Stratton (2018) 3/10

Vanilla Sky (2001) 6/10

Ride Lonesome (1959) 7/10

The Tall T (1957) 6/10

There Was a Crooked Man...(1970) 7/10

The Shape of Water (2017) 7/10

Hey yo Cush

The neverending Story: a never ending classic. 9.5/10

Cloverfield PAradox: I found my review: .Acting: from acceptable to mediocre. Cinematography/special FX: From awesome to children TV show quality. Story: From interesting to completely stupid. Dialogues: From cliché to boring. Overall, I have to say that I still had a good time watching this because it made me laugh as it tried to be serious and it held a few good ideas. I liked the look of it all but it also tried too much to be like previous space movies that had their success. The ending was…. indescribable. 5.5/10

Cloverfield: 5/10

10 cloverfield lane: 6-6.5/10

Mine:

Im a Cyborg, but that’S OK (2006 DVD): ‘’ A girl who thinks she is a combat cyborg checks into a mental hospital, where she encounters other psychotics. Eventually, she falls for a man who thinks he can steal people's souls.’’ First off, great title. Second off, it’s not a masterpiece but it’s a perfect movie in my eyes. I always had a thing for stories that take place in a mental institute and this one became an instant favorite of mine. I did not want to miss even 2 seconds of it cuz there is always something marvelous to see. It made me smile (a lot), it made me laugh and it made me feel happy. I somehow feel that this movie was made for me and me only. To give you a small idea; picture a mix between Amelie and One flew over the cuckoo’s nest brought to you by the guy who did Oldboy. So good, so cool, so unique, so beautiful, it would so be a 10 if the ending was a bit more powerful. 9.5/10


Juno (2007 DVD): When I saw it at the theatre, everyone seemed to be blown away as I was left rather indifferent. I thought it might be better on rewatch but not really. It’s still not bad, it’s well done and the acting is solid but not enough going on for me to enjoy totally. I always appreciate Page and the whole cast was very good. 6.5/10


WALL-E (2008 DVD): ‘’ In the distant future, a small waste-collecting robot inadvertently embarks on a space journey that will ultimately decide the fate of mankind.’’ First time rewatching this wonderful movie. Still loved it. 8-8.5/10


Métamorphose (2014 Netflix): ‘’ A girl is approached by a strange boy outside her high school. He asks her to follow him to hear stories where gods fall in love with human beings.’’ This one was poetic and full of imagery, especially lots of penises. The story was inspired by Ovid, a true poet of the Roman Empire, who wrote this story back when the calendar started, and he included a lot of penises in it. Watch the trailer on IMDB and tell me what you think. The trailer is actually better than the actual movie. 5/10


Jigsaw (2017 DVD): I am a huge fan of the franchise and enjoyed every single entry. I also saw each one of them at the theatre except this one. It was not a big loss, as it’s definitely the weakest link. Average acting (that’s excusable for this type of movie), crappy traps (inexcusable) and a plot that was clever yes but so hard to swallow it almost ruined everything. There were some good gory props so that was cool. 6-6.5/10


Santa Clarita Diet Season 1 (2017 Netflix): ‘’ Sheila and Joel are married real estate agents in Santa Clarita, California. When Sheila dies, their lives take a dark turn.’’ I finished it late last night. It’s really funny and Barrymore and Olyphant really highlight that show. The whole cast was solid too. 7.5-8/10

I heard Johnny Depp wanted to remake The Thin Man, I'm not sure it's a great idea, the chemistry betweem William Powell and Myrna Loy was really something. To try and recreate that...