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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 18, 2017 3:03:59 GMT
What a god awful mess.
I don't even know where to begin.
For starters, it felt like two or three different movie ( poorly ) stitched together.
I don't why there is any confusion over what Joss added, it was very obvious which scenes were shot by him.
Even if you couldn't tell, there were blatant visual cues ( cgi Super-lip and red lipstick WW )
The movie basically jumps from scenes shot in natural lighting ( Snyder ) to scenes shot on sets ( Joss ) to scenes that are almost completely cgi ( IBM )
This feels like nitpicking anyway, because the movie simply doesn't work, no matter who shot what.
There were four ten year old boys sitting by me, and they seemed to be bored out of their minds.
Which made it extra weird when one of them said, at the end, "That was good!"
There were a few bright spots:
"I'm rich."
Diana's leather pants!
The Lois and Clark scenes really got to me.
Lot's of bad:
The incoherent "plot" which jumped from now to thousands of ( cgi ) years earlier.
Why not just open the film with Diana's "thousands of years ago" mother box montage?
The cgi scenes ( thousands of parademons, battling cartoon armies, on cardboard islands )
Let's raise Superman... But what if he is evil and unstoppable? Oh well!
The actual "resurrection battle scene" was kind of cool.
Whedon's mid credit scene was fun.
Zack's end credit scene was probably the best part of the entire film.
Very cool!
I am probably done with DCEU now.
I gave them a shot, and you know the whole three strikes thing.
At this point, I am left wishing they would just go ahead and sell the rights to Marvel.
They could have thrown a wad of cash at Feige, and let him ( try to ) assemble a watchable cut from what footage they had.
Oh well.
I'm not sure what else to write.
Feel free to ask questions.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 18, 2017 3:12:54 GMT
It's about to bomb at the box office, what a flaming piece of shit
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 18, 2017 3:17:06 GMT
what a flaming piece of shit I gave it a chance. Unfortunately, I cannot disagree with that description.
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Post by darkpast on Nov 18, 2017 3:18:50 GMT
BvS is way better and more ambitious, made you miss Eisenberg
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 18, 2017 3:23:23 GMT
BvS is way better and more ambitious, made you miss Eisenberg It actually was better, if only because you had one person's clear vision, all the way thru.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 18, 2017 4:01:28 GMT
what a flaming piece of shit I gave it a chance. Unfortunately, I cannot disagree with that description. I really did love and respect at last the first two TDK films, and the third one for the shit I'll give it definitely wasn't the end of the world.
But I just am so saddened when poor filmmaking gets supported, and that goes for this or transformers or any other shitty franchise, because it just means that you'll never get good versions where people actually care about the product. It's a shame what happened to DC over the last 5 films.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 18, 2017 4:08:19 GMT
I gave it a chance. Unfortunately, I cannot disagree with that description. I really did love and respect at last the first two TDK films, and the third one for the shit I'll give it definitely wasn't the end of the world.
But I just am so saddened when poor filmmaking gets supported, and that goes for this or transformers or any other shitty franchise, because it just means that you'll never get good versions where people actually care about the product. It's a shame what happened to DC over the last 5 films.
How do you a goldmine like this go to such levels of shit? It really is unbelievable.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 18, 2017 4:16:00 GMT
I really did love and respect at last the first two TDK films, and the third one for the shit I'll give it definitely wasn't the end of the world.
But I just am so saddened when poor filmmaking gets supported, and that goes for this or transformers or any other shitty franchise, because it just means that you'll never get good versions where people actually care about the product. It's a shame what happened to DC over the last 5 films.
How do you a goldmine like this go to such levels of shit? It really is unbelievable. The answer is, they don't give a fuck, because they know you'll show up.
Until now, because this film is tanking like crazy.
BTW I'm tired of our hall monitors crock of shit rules, so I might be out of here soon, just FYI. Been fun.
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Post by kleinreturns on Nov 18, 2017 4:17:15 GMT
Get rid of Snyder!!!!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 18, 2017 4:17:59 GMT
How do you let a goldmine like this go to such levels of shit? It really is unbelievable. The answer is, they don't give a fuck, because they know you'll show up.
Until now, because this film is tanking like crazy.
BTW I'm tired of our hall monitors crock of shit rules, so I might be out of here soon, just FYI. Been fun.
I don't know if they don't care, or if they are just morons. Hate to see you go, brother. Hang in there if you can.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2017 4:25:31 GMT
I don't know if they don't care, or if they are just morons. Hate to see you go, brother. Hang in there if you can. I actually think they don't care. The weird part is it has to be both because they spend a shitload on these things and end up making the least money possible, which is just really fucking weird.
Can't believe you'd want to miss out on next Monday when the final weekend BO comes in if Justice League makes like $100 million.
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Post by poelzig on Nov 18, 2017 4:40:45 GMT
How do you a goldmine like this go to such levels of shit? It really is unbelievable. The answer is, they don't give a fuck, because they know you'll show up.
Until now, because this film is tanking like crazy.
BTW I'm tired of our hall monitors crock of shit rules, so I might be out of here soon, just FYI. Been fun.
No you won't. This place is your entire life. There is ZERO CHANCE you will stop your passive aggressive trolling here. You might delete your arf arf profile and create something equally silly. Several of your mcu klan have done that but you will keep trolling all day every day just like always. What else do you have to do?
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 18, 2017 4:43:21 GMT
The answer is, they don't give a fuck, because they know you'll show up.
Until now, because this film is tanking like crazy.
BTW I'm tired of our hall monitors crock of shit rules, so I might be out of here soon, just FYI. Been fun.
No you won't. This place is your entire life. There is ZERO CHANCE you will stop your passive aggressive trolling here. You might delete your arf arf profile and create something equally silly. Several of your mcu klan have done that but you will keep trolling all day every day just like always. What else do you have to do? See you never
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Post by poelzig on Nov 18, 2017 5:01:53 GMT
No you won't. This place is your entire life. There is ZERO CHANCE you will stop your passive aggressive trolling here. You might delete your arf arf profile and create something equally silly. Several of your mcu klan have done that but you will keep trolling all day every day just like always. What else do you have to do? See you never Going to ponder the universe on Mt Kilimanjaro again? Oh wait. You lied about that, right? You've been up trolling too many days without sleep. Grab a nap like I suggested and you'll be fine. It is hilarious that you're all about the mod though considering you and the rest of the mcu klan are the ones who begged for him in the first place. Y'all didn't think that one out too well, huh? See you soon. Either as arf arf or some "new" poster who also just happens to worship the mcu and hate anything else. Peace.
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Post by reelreviews2 on Nov 18, 2017 5:31:15 GMT
BvS is way better and more ambitious, made you miss Eisenberg No it wasn't. The Synderverse trilogy is a trilogy of 100% crap movies.
Man of Rehash - Certified ROTTEN Batfleck vs. Pseudoman - Certified ROTTEN Just-Us Fatigue - Certified ROTTEN
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Post by darkpast on Nov 18, 2017 5:34:45 GMT
BvS is way better and more ambitious, made you miss Eisenberg No it wasn't. The Synderverse trilogy is a trilogy of 100% crap movies.
Man of Rehash - Certified ROTTEN Batfleck vs. Pseudoman - Certified ROTTEN Just-Us Fatigue - Certified ROTTEN more like Joss-Us Fatigue
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 18, 2017 5:35:08 GMT
BvS is way better and more ambitious, made you miss Eisenberg No it wasn't. The Synderverse trilogy is a trilogy of 100% crap movies.
Man of Rehash - Certified ROTTEN Batfleck vs. Pseudoman - Certified ROTTEN Just-Us Fatigue - Certified ROTTEN What about Sui-shit Squat?
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Post by Lord Death Man on Nov 18, 2017 5:57:05 GMT
No it wasn't. The Synderverse trilogy is a trilogy of 100% crap movies.
Man of Rehash - Certified ROTTEN Batfleck vs. Pseudoman - Certified ROTTEN Just-Us Fatigue - Certified ROTTEN What about Sui-shit Squat? Thanks for the review, President Ackbar™ . I may take a break from the Punisher to see a matinée tomorrow morning.
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Post by northernlad on Nov 18, 2017 6:09:52 GMT
Agreed. Why they ever gave him control of these great characters is beyond me.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 18, 2017 6:11:34 GMT
What about Sui-shit Squat? Thanks for the review, President Ackbar™ . I may take break from the Punisher to see a matinée tomorrow morning. Enjoy!(?)
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