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Post by poutinep on Jun 29, 2019 22:50:45 GMT
Similar to how things were done in the original Clash of the Titans, which like Wonder Woman also uses many elements of Greek mythology. Saying it was the same as it was done in another film outside the franchise decades earlier is not explaining anything. Enlighten us. Explain how the concepts of a film from the 80s clarify the actions in a film a few years ago. We can conclude the following... a) the makers of Wonder Woman assumed everyone has seen Clash Of The Titans and in turn will accept that to act as an explanation for what happens in WW (as a massive Harryhausen fan I've seen COTT many times....I never felt the need to refer back to it watching WW)....so just lazy writing b) the boat is magic...no explanation needed, no reference to what the boat can or cannot do..just accept it....lazy writing c) the boat is not magic....just lazy writing d) all, some or none of the above...you just dug yourself in a big hole and won't accept you are neck deep in it unable to get out without losing face, which you have done anyway...your history and your post that have been reposted already confirms that BTW are there any Ray Harryhausen films I should watch beforehand to explain why, according to Aquaman, the Sahara desert was an Ocean at the time of the Roman Empire? Another question (though why bother, you'll only cherry pick what you answer that will cause you the least damage) but why the fuck did you bother resurrecting this thread? he's such a troll that he won't acknowledge my last few posts proving he once claimed the boat was magic....what a loser.
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 30, 2019 1:46:01 GMT
Similar to how things were done in the original Clash of the Titans, which like Wonder Woman also uses many elements of Greek mythology. Saying it was the same as it was done in another film outside the franchise decades earlier is not explaining anything. Enlighten us. Explain how the concepts of a film from the 80s clarify the actions in a film a few years ago. We can conclude the following... a) the makers of Wonder Woman assumed everyone has seen Clash Of The Titans and in turn will accept that to act as an explanation for what happens in WW (as a massive Harryhausen fan I've seen COTT many times....I never felt the need to refer back to it watching WW)....so just lazy writing b) the boat is magic...no explanation needed, no reference to what the boat can or cannot do..just accept it....lazy writing c) the boat is not magic....just lazy writing d) all, some or none of the above...you just dug yourself in a big hole and won't accept you are neck deep in it unable to get out without losing face, which you have done anyway...your history and your post that have been reposted already confirms that 1st, like I said, the boat isn't magic. They sailed up the Thames to London. People do that every day. Why the fuck would a magic boat be needed to sail up the Thames to London? 2nd, so you're saying that every movie should be spell everything out as if the audience was a bunch of 1st graders with no knowledge of the elements of the movie. So the movie should spell out to everyone who doesn't know Greek mythology that Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades overthrew their father Cronus and decided that Poseidon would rule the seas, Hades would rule the underworld, and Zeus would rule the Earth. And the movie should spell out to everyone who doesn't know Greek mythology that the ancient Greek gods lived on Mt. Olympus? And the movie should spell out to everyone who doesn't know Greek mythology that Ares is Zeus' son and also the God of War?
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 30, 2019 2:25:29 GMT
Similar to how things were done in the original Clash of the Titans, which like Wonder Woman also uses many elements of Greek mythology. So your answer to ok explain how they did that in the original Clash of the Titans then is to simply state that they did it like in the original Clash of the Titans, there by explaining nothing?
You were probably too young to see the original Clash of the Titans. So I'll explain it to you. in the original Clash of the Titans, Cassiopeia compares her daughter Andromeda's beauty to that of the goddess Thetis, which angers Thetis. Thetis demands that Andromeda be sacrificed to the Kraken in 30 days, or else Joppa will be destroyed. Perseus seeks a way to defeat the Kraken and leads a small group of soldiers with him on a long journey, first to a remote mountaintop region to find the Stygian Witches and then to the Isle of the Dead across the River Styx at the edge of the Underworld to slay Medusa and get Medusa's head to use against the Kraken. After Perseus slays Medusa, Perseus and his soldiers make camp for the night before their long journey back to Joppa. Calibos attacks the camp and a battle ensues. Perseus kills Calibos, but Perseus is exhausted from the battle and collapses. The next morning, Perseus wakes up in the amphitheater of Joppa. So how did Perseus, who was exhausted and collapsed far from Joppa the previous night, suddenly wake up in the morning in the amphitheater of Joppa just in time to come to the rescue of Andromeda and defeat the Kraken? Simple. Zeus picked up Perseus from where he had collapsed far from Joppa the previous night and placed Perseus in the amphitheater of Joppa. The Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want. And that's what happened in Wonder Woman. Ares (who is an Olympian God) simply picked up the boat that night and placed it at the mouth of the Thames River. So the boat didn't have to sail all the way from the Mediterranean to London and didn't have to pass other vessels on the open seas. Do you understand it now? Now that I've shown that there wasn't an plothole there, let's get back to the question I asked in the OP and which still hasn't been answered yet: How the fuck did Thor know to find Thanos in Wakanda?
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Post by dazz on Jun 30, 2019 2:38:50 GMT
Saying it was the same as it was done in another film outside the franchise decades earlier is not explaining anything. Enlighten us. Explain how the concepts of a film from the 80s clarify the actions in a film a few years ago. We can conclude the following... a) the makers of Wonder Woman assumed everyone has seen Clash Of The Titans and in turn will accept that to act as an explanation for what happens in WW (as a massive Harryhausen fan I've seen COTT many times....I never felt the need to refer back to it watching WW)....so just lazy writing b) the boat is magic...no explanation needed, no reference to what the boat can or cannot do..just accept it....lazy writing c) the boat is not magic....just lazy writing d) all, some or none of the above...you just dug yourself in a big hole and won't accept you are neck deep in it unable to get out without losing face, which you have done anyway...your history and your post that have been reposted already confirms that 1st, like I said, the boat isn't magic. They sailed up the Thames to London. People do that every day. Why the fuck would a magic boat be needed to sail up the Thames to London? 2nd, so you're saying that every movie should be spell everything out as if the audience was a bunch of 1st graders with no knowledge of the elements of the movie. So the movie should spell out to everyone who doesn't know Greek mythology that Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades overthrew their father Cronus and decided that Poseidon would rule the seas, Hades would rule the underworld, and Zeus would rule the Earth. And the movie should spell out to everyone who doesn't know Greek mythology that the ancient Greek gods lived on Mt. Olympus? And the movie should spell out to everyone who doesn't know Greek mythology that Ares is Zeus' son and also the God of War? And yet they did, they spelled out the very simple knowledge most people do get taught in school, yet the didn't include info on how a mere wooden sail boat of ancient Greek design managed to accurately sail from the Greek isle's all the way to the Thames over night, despite even the fastest sail boats ever have failed to clock in anywhere close enough to make such a journey.
Keep in mind if the boat isn't magic or divine if you want to be a pedantic little cunt, the only answer would be the gods helped them in their journey unbeknownst to Diana or Steve, but the movie states all the gods except Ares are dead, so how could they help them?
Also rich of you to be whining that they shouldn't need to explain all of this to the audience, the movie itself fucks with itself, had Steve not mentioned they got a tow by a trawler and made good time it wouldn't have established that the boat wasn't going as fast as the trawler, if they had just fell asleep in the middle of the ocean surrounded by a fog and woke up off the show of England to the horn of a trawler the audience would easily surmise that the boat was in fact magical and aided in their journey, but the film makes that not a possibility and the character of Steve kind of dumb that he didn't notice that overnight they managed to travel way faster by sailboat than he would be able to by plane.
But you literally whine EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MOVIE with the MCU how they didn't explain this, so you then make up the most convoluted cockamamy bullshit reason that it there for makes the Avengers and everyone else evil, like Peter was never shown paying for his school trip so therefore he stole money from the school, you don't even entertain the idea May did pay off screen and the teacher just didn't know or care really, or that Peter had already paid before he had quit the team and it was non-refundable so when he wanted to rejoin it was already paid for regardless, and these are things that aren't really important to the plot yet you make big stinks about constantly, but Diana & Steve travelling thousands of miles over night by sail boat to England, which BTW is another issue as even if they travelled at 200-300mph Steve wouldn't need to be awake to steer, if that was even a great possibility in that style of boat, yet he goes to sleep, what if he over slept by an hour or 2 they could have sailed right past where they needed to for them to know to change direction or ran aground, it's just not reasonable to assume this was possible without magic or divine intervention, which you are now claiming was not the case and the movie states IS NOT POSSIBLE because the gods are DEAD you fuck muppet.
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Post by dazz on Jun 30, 2019 2:45:54 GMT
So your answer to ok explain how they did that in the original Clash of the Titans then is to simply state that they did it like in the original Clash of the Titans, there by explaining nothing?
You were probably too young to see the original Clash of the Titans. So I'll explain it to you. in the original Clash of the Titans, Cassiopeia compares her daughter Andromeda's beauty to that of the goddess Thetis, which angers Thetis. Thetis demands that Andromeda be sacrificed to the Kraken in 30 days, or else Joppa will be destroyed. Perseus seeks a way to defeat the Kraken and leads a small group of soldiers with him on a long journey, first to a remote mountaintop region to find the Stygian Witches and then to the Isle of the Dead across the River Styx at the edge of the Underworld to slay Medusa and get Medusa's head to use against the Kraken. After Perseus slays Medusa, Perseus and his soldiers make camp for the night before their long journey back to Joppa. Calibos attacks the camp and a battle ensues. Perseus kills Calibos, but Perseus is exhausted from the battle and collapses. The next morning, Perseus wakes up in the amphitheater of Joppa. So how did Perseus, who was exhausted and collapsed far from Joppa the previous night, suddenly wake up in the morning in the amphitheater of Joppa just in time to come to the rescue of Andromeda and defeat the Kraken? Simple. Zeus picked up Perseus from where he had collapsed far from Joppa the previous night and placed Perseus in the amphitheater of Joppa. The Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want. And that's what happened in Wonder Woman. Ares (who is an Olympian God) simply picked up the boat that night and placed it at the mouth of the Thames River. So the boat didn't have to sail all the way from the Mediterranean to London and didn't have to pass other vessels on the open seas. Do you understand it now? Now that I've shown that there wasn't an plothole there, let's get back to the question I asked in the OP and which still hasn't been answered yet: How the fuck did Thor know to find Thanos in Wakanda? Except all the gods but Ares are dead in Wonder Woman meaning it's not p[ossible hence plothole you fucking idiot, also Steve should then have been mightily confused how they got to England so quick but he doesn't, hence plot hole you fucking idiot.
As for how did Thor know where to go well in Endgame we see Rocket can track the energy released by the stones, and even if he couldn't then Thor knows the mind stone is with Vision on earth so he would know to head there, and the Bifrost can take a person from anywhere to anywhere so all Thor would need do is command it to take him to his friends, all of whom are in Wakanda as only Tony is on Titan, because Strange, Spidey & the Guardians aren't his friends at that point which is why he not only can show up in Wakanda but he does so right in the middle of the battlefield surrounded by his friends...now shut up you gibbering shit blossom.
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 30, 2019 3:31:18 GMT
You were probably too young to see the original Clash of the Titans. So I'll explain it to you. in the original Clash of the Titans, Cassiopeia compares her daughter Andromeda's beauty to that of the goddess Thetis, which angers Thetis. Thetis demands that Andromeda be sacrificed to the Kraken in 30 days, or else Joppa will be destroyed. Perseus seeks a way to defeat the Kraken and leads a small group of soldiers with him on a long journey, first to a remote mountaintop region to find the Stygian Witches and then to the Isle of the Dead across the River Styx at the edge of the Underworld to slay Medusa and get Medusa's head to use against the Kraken. After Perseus slays Medusa, Perseus and his soldiers make camp for the night before their long journey back to Joppa. Calibos attacks the camp and a battle ensues. Perseus kills Calibos, but Perseus is exhausted from the battle and collapses. The next morning, Perseus wakes up in the amphitheater of Joppa. So how did Perseus, who was exhausted and collapsed far from Joppa the previous night, suddenly wake up in the morning in the amphitheater of Joppa just in time to come to the rescue of Andromeda and defeat the Kraken? Simple. Zeus picked up Perseus from where he had collapsed far from Joppa the previous night and placed Perseus in the amphitheater of Joppa. The Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want. And that's what happened in Wonder Woman. Ares (who is an Olympian God) simply picked up the boat that night and placed it at the mouth of the Thames River. So the boat didn't have to sail all the way from the Mediterranean to London and didn't have to pass other vessels on the open seas. Do you understand it now? Now that I've shown that there wasn't an plothole there, let's get back to the question I asked in the OP and which still hasn't been answered yet: How the fuck did Thor know to find Thanos in Wakanda? Except all the gods but Ares are dead in Wonder Woman meaning it's not p[ossible hence plothole you fucking idiot, also Steve should then have been mightily confused how they got to England so quick but he doesn't, hence plot hole you fucking idiot.
1st, not all the gods are dead. Ares wasn't dead and Ares is an Olympian god. So no plothole there. 2nd, Steve witnessed a group of Amazons with bows and arrows defeat a group of German soldiers with rifles. Steve also experienced the power of the Lasso of Truth firsthand when it was used to compel him to tell the truth. And Diana told Steve that Zeus was her father and her mission was to find Ares, the God of War. So a boat traveling from Themyscira to England overnight shouldn't be a big surprise for Steve. So no plothole there.
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Post by dazz on Jun 30, 2019 4:19:51 GMT
Except all the gods but Ares are dead in Wonder Woman meaning it's not p[ossible hence plothole you fucking idiot, also Steve should then have been mightily confused how they got to England so quick but he doesn't, hence plot hole you fucking idiot.
1st, not all the gods are dead. Ares wasn't dead and Ares is an Olympian god. So no plothole there. 2nd, Steve witnessed a group of Amazons with bows and arrows defeat a group of German soldiers with rifles. Steve also experienced the power of the Lasso of Truth firsthand when it was used to compel him to tell the truth. And Diana told Steve that Zeus was her father and her mission was to find Ares, the God of War. So a boat traveling from Themyscira to England overnight shouldn't be a big surprise for Steve. So no plothole there. Learn to read moron you didn't even misquote me this time to act like you were being clever, I said Ares wasn't dead you ignorant twat, but all the rest were so they couldn't help Diana, now they could have made it so Ares had helped Diana along as a grand plan but from what I recall they don't make this point meaning it's noit what happens hence PLOT HOLE!
So Steve see's a bunch of warrior women, warrior women who died like any other people when they got shot, sure the lasso was something he never experienced but he's sceptical as fuck throughout the rest of the movie still, but you are claiming he had no problem accepting to the point of not even caring to mention it that som godly power transported them thousands of miles over night yet whenb Diana is like I need to kill Ares he's all like whoa whoa whoa nah nah nah we need to complete this mission even though Diana is telling him if she kills Ares she can stop the war? that's inconsistent writing of a character and a plot hole you fuck wit.
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 30, 2019 5:34:01 GMT
1st, not all the gods are dead. Ares wasn't dead and Ares is an Olympian god. So no plothole there. 2nd, Steve witnessed a group of Amazons with bows and arrows defeat a group of German soldiers with rifles. Steve also experienced the power of the Lasso of Truth firsthand when it was used to compel him to tell the truth. And Diana told Steve that Zeus was her father and her mission was to find Ares, the God of War. So a boat traveling from Themyscira to England overnight shouldn't be a big surprise for Steve. So no plothole there. I said Ares wasn't dead you ignorant twat So you admit that there's no plothole there. As the original Clash of the Titans showed, the Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want. And Ares happens to be an Olympian god. And you've just admitted that Ares was still alive. So like I said, there's no plothole there.
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Post by poutinep on Jun 30, 2019 5:43:16 GMT
I said Ares wasn't dead you ignorant twat So you admit that there's no plothole there. As the original Clash of the Titans showed, the Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want. And Ares happens to be an Olympian god. And you've just admitted that Ares was still alive. So like I said, there's no plothole there. Just stop. I rekt you several times these past couple days and you just refuse to reply. You lose. You're a loser. Get a life.
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Post by dazz on Jun 30, 2019 5:55:37 GMT
I said Ares wasn't dead you ignorant twat So you admit that there's no plothole there. As the original Clash of the Titans showed, the Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want. And Ares happens to be an Olympian god. And you've just admitted that Ares was still alive. So like I said, there's no plothole there. Nope you are wrong as usual, and ignorant, just because you quote just one line of my post doesn't mean I didn't say more which explicitly points out why this is still a plot hole, because whilst Ares doing so may have made sense with the correct writing just it supposedly happening without reason makes it a fuck up and a plot hole.
Why did Ares do this then? why didn't he just leave them whilst his plans for the war to keep going continued? by helping them he brought about his own death and the possibility for the war to be ended, had he not Luddendorf would have still killed the other high ranking germans and seized control of their forces, he would launch his attack reigniting the war efforts and fuelled Ares even more, instead he creates the window for it all to be stopped for no reason, because he could still now find Diana and try to sway her to his side or kill her and take her power for himself, it's also not established in the movie Ares is omnipotent outside the veil of Themiscara so how did he know where they were and where to move them? why also wouldn't he then transport them directly into the thames? Hell it's not even established in the movie he could do any of that, he can control smaller things like gusts iirc and whisper into the villains ears but it's not shown he can just pluck them out of thin air and teleport them elsewhere, you cannot use feats from a different film as proof of a characters power.
But that's the problem you do this all the time, you say well this film did this which makes this ok, but then for that 1 film that says that what about another film that says no no no they cannot do this, other films do not matter all that matters is the rules of the universe inside the movie you are watching, in real life humans cannot fly outside of planes or helicopters, or glide without gliders or parachutes and other such stuff, but in Dragon Ball humans can manipulate their ki and through techniques such as sky dancing can use said ki to fly and shoot energy beams out of their hand and such, because in that universe that is phsycially possible, doesn't matter if it's impossible by the standards set in The Godfather or Gone With The Wind because in the DB Universe it is possible.
Long and short of it just shut up you fuck knuckle dragging embarrassment to the human race wanker you...nah actually go one purposely quote me out of context again just so you can pretend to make a point, you fucking retard.
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Post by sostie on Jun 30, 2019 9:13:17 GMT
Saying it was the same as it was done in another film outside the franchise decades earlier is not explaining anything. Enlighten us. Explain how the concepts of a film from the 80s clarify the actions in a film a few years ago. We can conclude the following... a) the makers of Wonder Woman assumed everyone has seen Clash Of The Titans and in turn will accept that to act as an explanation for what happens in WW (as a massive Harryhausen fan I've seen COTT many times....I never felt the need to refer back to it watching WW)....so just lazy writing b) the boat is magic...no explanation needed, no reference to what the boat can or cannot do..just accept it....lazy writing c) the boat is not magic....just lazy writing d) all, some or none of the above...you just dug yourself in a big hole and won't accept you are neck deep in it unable to get out without losing face, which you have done anyway...your history and your post that have been reposted already confirms that 1st, like I said, the boat isn't magic. So you lied before? My office overlooks the Thames. If you mean a sail boat sailing up the Thames..never seen it You are mental
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 30, 2019 11:50:29 GMT
So you admit that there's no plothole there. As the original Clash of the Titans showed, the Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want. And Ares happens to be an Olympian god. And you've just admitted that Ares was still alive. So like I said, there's no plothole there. Nope you are wrong as usual, and ignorant, just because you quote just one line of my post doesn't mean I didn't say more which explicitly points out why this is still a plot hole, because whilst Ares doing so may have made sense with the correct writing just it supposedly happening without reason makes it a fuck up and a plot hole.
Why did Ares do this then?
You obviously didn't pay attention when watching the movie. Ares placed the boat on the mouth of the Thames for the same reason that Ares (as Sir Patrick) gave Steve, Diana, and the team the money they needed to make the trip to Belgium. Ares wanted Diana to go to the Front to see the fighting and the atrocities committed against each other by Mankind because Ares wanted Diana to join him in destroying Mankind and creating a new world. Ares even says that near the end of the movie so it didn't happen suddenly without reason. You just missed the reason because you weren't paying attention.
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 30, 2019 11:53:17 GMT
My office overlooks the Thames. If you mean a sail boat sailing up the Thames..never seen it Diana and Steve's boat was pulled up the Thames by a tugboat. Were you not paying attention during the movie? I destroyed your plothole claim by showing how the boat got from Themyscira to London overnight. So now let's get back to the original question in this thread: How the fuck did Thor know to find Thanos in Wakanda?
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Post by sostie on Jun 30, 2019 13:00:37 GMT
My office overlooks the Thames. If you mean a sail boat sailing up the Thames..never seen it Diana and Steve's boat was pulled up the Thames by a tugboat. Were you not paying attention during the movie? I know. That's why I thought it was a little odd you said the boat sailed up the Thames...it was towed. (of course they needed to be towed to get past those non-existent locks you claimed along the Thames) Show me where. Without saying it was "explained" in Clash Of The Titans..that was laughable bollocks. I'm sure it's already been covered. You are wanting answers. Fuck that. The amount of questions you ignore! Perhaps I'll just take a leaf out of your book and a) respond with some dull unrelated post about some bloke who apparently cheated in some sport in America b) just copy and paste a response I made earlier that doesn't answer the question b) just copy and paste a response I made earlier that doesn't answer the question c) claim I never said something, then after someone links the post where I did still act in denial d) make a twat of myself e) just ignore your request
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Post by dazz on Jun 30, 2019 14:06:31 GMT
Nope you are wrong as usual, and ignorant, just because you quote just one line of my post doesn't mean I didn't say more which explicitly points out why this is still a plot hole, because whilst Ares doing so may have made sense with the correct writing just it supposedly happening without reason makes it a fuck up and a plot hole.
Why did Ares do this then?
You obviously didn't pay attention when watching the movie. Ares placed the boat on the mouth of the Thames for the same reason that Ares (as Sir Patrick) gave Steve, Diana, and the team the money they needed to make the trip to Belgium. Ares wanted Diana to go to the Front to see the fighting and the atrocities committed against each other by Mankind because Ares wanted Diana to join him in destroying Mankind and creating a new world. Ares even says that near the end of the movie so it didn't happen suddenly without reason. You just missed the reason because you weren't paying attention. Which in the actual context of the plot does not make sense as he didn't need Diana to see that specific series of events, him helping them only made it possible for him to be defeated and the war ended, had he left them Luddendorf would have attacked the armistice would not have been signed and war would rage on, Luddendorf would still be in charge and the target of Diana's fury, so I ask why did he need to help them ?
Helping once Diana arrived to further his own goals best he could once she turns up is one thing, she's already entered the equation at that point trying to delay her only risks earning her ire, better off leading her down a false path to corrupt or weaken her resolve, but it makes no sense for him to force her into the equation at such a pivotal moment.
But even then unless it's stated he transported them and he was aware of her presence the moment she left Themiscara it's still poorly done because they travel thousands of miles over night in a boat which at best should be able to do less than 70 miles per day, and even if you give it speeds comparable to top modern racing sale boats it's still less than 60mp which means a max of under 1500 miles per day but they clearly aren't going that fast and neither question it, despite Steve questioning a lot of the other stuff, and Steve saying they made good time by being towed by a tugboat which went at the speed under 20mph so why did the boat towing them make good time when it would have to be going less than 1/3rd the speed they were sailing at?
And if Ares did help them why didn't Diana or Steve if they believed in the divine assistance queston it? Ares is the last god left so why did he help them when Diana wants to kill him? if he wants to face Diana why wouldn't he just appear to her? why the song and dance of it all? and if the sword is meant to be the God Killer in Diana's mind why wouldn't he steal it from her considering he could pluck them from the greek ises and plop them off the coast of England?
See this is the thing these aren't unreasonable questions, it's genuine ones about the story and how it just doesn't add up properly, to excuse one thing you need to disregard another, unlike 99% of you idiotic MCU complaints which at worst require a simple but how oh heres how ok then response, and most of the time are not important to the plot, and the answers are easily explained without contradicting the story, how did Thor know to go to Wakanda, how did he know where Thanos was? well he didn't Thor turns up before Thanos does, why did he go to Earth? because he knew Vision had the mind stone, how did he know to go to Wakanda? maybe he went to Avengers HQ and got the skinny on things before hand? maybe the Bifrost works on command and all Thor needs to know is who he want to go to and it does it for him? two reasonable enough answers that don't contradict anything else to set them up.
So try harder you moron this is just lazy.
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Post by DC-Fan on Jul 2, 2019 8:30:20 GMT
Diana and Steve's boat was pulled up the Thames by a tugboat. Were you not paying attention during the movie? I know. So there's no plothole or issue. It was in my reply to dazz above. But I'll explain it to you again. In the original Clash of the Titans, Cassiopeia compares her daughter Andromeda's beauty to that of the goddess Thetis, which angers Thetis. Thetis demands that Andromeda be sacrificed to the Kraken in 30 days, or else Joppa will be destroyed. Perseus seeks a way to defeat the Kraken and leads a small group of soldiers with him on a long journey, first to a remote mountaintop region to find the Stygian Witches and then to the Isle of the Dead across the River Styx at the edge of the Underworld to slay Medusa and get Medusa's head to use against the Kraken. After Perseus slays Medusa, Perseus and his soldiers make camp for the night before their long journey back to Joppa. Calibos attacks the camp and a battle ensues. Perseus kills Calibos, but Perseus is exhausted from the battle and collapses. The next morning, Perseus wakes up in the amphitheater of Joppa. So how did Perseus, who was exhausted and collapsed far from Joppa the previous night, suddenly wake up in the morning in the amphitheater of Joppa just in time to come to the rescue of Andromeda and defeat the Kraken? Simple. Zeus picked up Perseus from where he had collapsed far from Joppa the previous night and placed Perseus in the amphitheater of Joppa. The Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want. And that's what happened in Wonder Woman. Ares (who is an Olympian God) simply picked up the boat that night and placed it at the mouth of the Thames River. So the boat didn't have to sail all the way from the Mediterranean to London and didn't have to pass other vessels on the open seas. Do you understand it now? Now that I've shown that there wasn't an plothole there, let's get back to the question I asked in the OP and which still hasn't been answered yet: How the fuck did Thor know to find Thanos in Wakanda?
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Post by DC-Fan on Jul 2, 2019 8:38:37 GMT
You obviously didn't pay attention when watching the movie. Ares placed the boat on the mouth of the Thames for the same reason that Ares (as Sir Patrick) gave Steve, Diana, and the team the money they needed to make the trip to Belgium. Ares wanted Diana to go to the Front to see the fighting and the atrocities committed against each other by Mankind because Ares wanted Diana to join him in destroying Mankind and creating a new world. Ares even says that near the end of the movie so it didn't happen suddenly without reason. You just missed the reason because you weren't paying attention. they travel thousands of miles over night in a boat which at best should be able to do less than 70 miles per day, and even if you give it speeds comparable to top modern racing sale boats it's still less than 60mp which means a max of under 1500 miles per day but they clearly aren't going that fast Why the fuck are you still posting about how fast or how far they traveled. The speed and distance didn't matter since, as I've already explained to you, the Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want to, like how Zeus placed Perseus in the amphitheater at Joppa in the original Clash of the Titans. if he wants to face Diana why wouldn't he just appear to her?why the song and dance of it all? Because Ares wanted Diana to see the fighting and atrocities committed by Mankind against each other. and if the sword is meant to be the God Killer in Diana's mind why wouldn't he steal it from her considering he could pluck them from the greek ises and plop them off the coast of England? Ares knew the sword couldn't kill him so why the fuck would Ares need to steal the sword?
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Post by sostie on Jul 2, 2019 10:41:12 GMT
So there's no plothole or issue. Oh there are plenty....but it seems they are explained by this nugget.... Oh sweet Jesus. Really? You truly are saying the actions within an unrelated film, made decades earlier explains what is just at worst lazy writing at best, writers taking liberties with the audiences knowledge and acceptance of the norms of geography and transportation. That you initially preferred to stand by the whole magic, enchanted, whatever boat theory was truly laughable. Now that you have decided to go for a theory that a god picked up the boat and plopped it at the Thames while the film's characters slept, and that none of those characters made reference to or were surprised or acknowledged that it happened, or that the audience had to work out how this happened themselves and can only do so by connecting WW to an unrelated old film they may or may have not seen (if you stand by that aspect you are just concreting any "lazy writing" accusations)...well I am lost for words here. Thank you. Thank you so much. You are a gift of online stupidity that just keeps on giving.
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Post by poutinep on Jul 2, 2019 15:27:13 GMT
they travel thousands of miles over night in a boat which at best should be able to do less than 70 miles per day, and even if you give it speeds comparable to top modern racing sale boats it's still less than 60mp which means a max of under 1500 miles per day but they clearly aren't going that fast Why the fuck are you still posting about how fast or how far they traveled. The speed and distance didn't matter since, as I've already explained to you, the Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want to, like how Zeus placed Perseus in the amphitheater at Joppa in the original Clash of the Titans.
and you also said
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Post by dazz on Jul 2, 2019 15:55:46 GMT
they travel thousands of miles over night in a boat which at best should be able to do less than 70 miles per day, and even if you give it speeds comparable to top modern racing sale boats it's still less than 60mp which means a max of under 1500 miles per day but they clearly aren't going that fast Why the fuck are you still posting about how fast or how far they traveled. The speed and distance didn't matter since, as I've already explained to you, the Olympian gods have the power to place humans wherever they want to, like how Zeus placed Perseus in the amphitheater at Joppa in the original Clash of the Titans. if he wants to face Diana why wouldn't he just appear to her?why the song and dance of it all? Because Ares wanted Diana to see the fighting and atrocities committed by Mankind against each other. and if the sword is meant to be the God Killer in Diana's mind why wouldn't he steal it from her considering he could pluck them from the greek ises and plop them off the coast of England? Ares knew the sword couldn't kill him so why the fuck would Ares need to steal the sword? Quoting out of context again are we, you realise every time you do so all you do is admit to being a feeble minded little spunk rag right? no one falls for your bullshit, everyone see's you for the pathetic little moronic little troll you are, it's pitiful and pointless, you cant even misquote me properly this time to pretend to have a point you sad sack.
I said "and if the sword is meant to be the God Killer in Diana's mind why wouldn't he steal it from her considering he could pluck them from the Greek Isles and plop them off the coast of England?" as in if that's what he did why wouldn't Diana wonder why he left her supposed god killer sword, I never said he believed it was a god killer, but she does, if he used his powers to get them into the fight sooner why didn't he also use them to disarm Diana? his actions would prove the sword to be worthless, making her kind of daft for not putting 2 and 2 together.
See you trying to misquote me to make out you have a point just proved you aren't even smart enough to understand the quote you are misquoting, it wasn't saying he needed to or should have but Diana should have wondered why he hadn't, you dozy little plonker.
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