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Post by alpha128 on Jun 23, 2020 13:06:34 GMT
I've updated the master list of threads in the first post of this thread. I have also updated the alphabetical list of "trekked" movie titles. Furthermore, in commemoration of the 200 thread milestone, I've quoted some of the most popular posts of the last fifty threads - as selected by you. As with the previous list of "greatest hits", I included as many posters as possible. (In alphabetical order by movie title, then post order in the thread)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before.  "Who are these guys?"  I can't swim!
Caddyshack (1980) “He’s a Cinderella story. A former assistant groundskeeper about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”
Dog Day Afternoon (1975) “I’ll fly into the tropics, f*ck the snow.” 
First Men in the Moon (1964)The chances of bagging an elephant on the Moon are remote. 
The Graduate (1967)The girls, the chicks, the teeny boppers. 
Gran Torino (2008)Would it kill you to buy American?  The f-ck you looking at old man?   "Ohh... He's a p*ssy kid from next door. I'm trying to man him up a little bit."
Heavy Metal (1981) "Hanover...uh...take it easy...I'm, I'm sure we can, uh, talk this over..." 
North by Northwest (1959)I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me.  I'm a dangerous assassin, I'm a mad killer on the loose!  Then your name isn't Kaplan?  "With such expert playacting, you make this very room a theater."  Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mr. Kaplan?  It's going to be a long night.  I'm beginning to think I'm underpaid. 
Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)Well... looks like we're... looks like we're shy one horse. You brought two too many. 
Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019)  Don't cry in front of the Mexicans
Psycho (1960)Mother, please...!  A boy's best friend is his mother.  KHAN!!!!! Had to be do |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jun 23, 2020 17:49:33 GMT
200 threads, that's quite a milestone! Way to go everybody!
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Post by alpha128 on Jun 23, 2020 22:21:21 GMT
200 threads, that's quite a milestone! Way to go everybody! And to think it was only a year ago (06/16/2019) that I created this thread, and posted the original master list of fifty threads! |
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 14, 2020 0:50:22 GMT
I've updated the master list of threads in the first post of this thread. I have also updated the alphabetical list of "trekked" movie titles. Furthermore, in commemoration of the 250 thread milestone, I've quoted some of the most popular posts of the last fifty threads - as selected by you. As with the "greatest hits" at 150 and 200 threads, I included as many posters as possible. (In alphabetical order by movie title, then post order in the thread)
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)  I'll... be... right... here. Okay, I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or something surrounded by millions of little squashy guys. 
Jaws (1975)That's some bad hat, Harry.  Mr. Hooper, that's the USS Indianapolis.  Show me the way to go home... I'm tired and I wanna go to bed. I 'ad a little drink about an hour ago and it's got right to my 'ead. Wherever I may roam. By land or sea or phone. You can always hear me singin this song... show me the way to go home... bom bom bom  Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the of age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity. 
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)Sorry, folks! We're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!  Here he is, Uncle Clark, all walked and everything.
What is this? A dog?
He's Aunt Edna's.
His name is Dinky. He watches Family Feud. Oh. Hi, how are you, little fellow?
[GROWLS THEN BARKS] Easy.
Yeah. You folks didn't get to meet Dinky last night. He had the shits, so he slept in the barn.
Ah. We watch his program... We buy his toys, we go to his movies... he owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking-A right he owes us! 
Robin Hood (1973) “I tell you that tonight, we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we ought to have a lot of fun, huh?”  Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Spartacus (1960) Crassus: "Are you not aware of Rome's most ancient law? That no general may enter the city at the head of his armed legions?"
Glabrus: "Sulla did!"
Crassus: "Sulla?! To the infamy of his name? To the utter damnation of his line?"
The Untouchables (1987) A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork... Looks, throws, catches, hustles. Part of one big team. Bats himself the live-long day, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on. If his team don't field... what is he? You follow me? No one. Sunny day, the stands are full of fans. What does he have to say? I'm goin' out there for myself. But... I get nowhere unless the team wins.  "That's the Chicago way."  If you walk through this door now, you're walking into a world of trouble. And there's no turning back. You understand?  "If you walk through this door now, you're walking into a world of trouble. And there's no turning back. You understand?" 
The Warriors (1979)We're not going to hide who we are just because some whore shakes her ass. 
Young Frankenstein (1974)Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?  "Whose brain was that?" "Abbie someone". "Abbie... NORMAL???"  And this is your room. It was your grandfather Victor's room. I see. Well, there seem to be quite a few books.   "Throw... the third switch!" KHAN!!!!!! "No, it's pronounced I-Gor."  What a filthy job.Could be worse. How?Could be raining.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 16, 2020 12:17:11 GMT
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 19, 2020 20:40:40 GMT
270? That's not a bad total for "common people." 
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 19, 2020 22:56:48 GMT
270? That's not a bad total for "common people." I've heard that song before, but this is the first time I've seen that video. I literally laughed out at numerous points in the video. Thanks for sharing!
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 19, 2020 22:58:56 GMT
270? That's not a bad total for "common people." I've heard that song before, but this is the first time I've seen that video. I literally laughed out at numerous points in the video. Thanks for sharing! You are welcome!
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 24, 2020 21:38:55 GMT
270? That's not a bad total for "common people." YouTube suggested this video to me, no doubt because I watched the earlier one you posted. My goodness, but this video is even funnier than the first! The video editor definitely has the cleverness and creativity of our quote thread contributors!
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 24, 2020 22:08:15 GMT
270? That's not a bad total for "common people." YouTube suggested this video to me, no doubt because I watched the earlier one you posted. My goodness, but this video is even funnier than the first! The video editor definitely has the cleverness and creativity of our quote thread contributors! Thanks, Alpha128.
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 16, 2020 2:47:09 GMT
I've updated the master list of threads in the first post of this thread. I have also updated the alphabetical list of "trekked" movie titles. Furthermore, in commemoration of the 300 thread milestone, I've quoted some of the most popular posts of the last fifty threads - as selected by you. As with the "greatest hits" at 150, 200, and 250 threads, I included as many posters as possible. (In alphabetical order by movie title, then post order in the thread)
Amadeus (1984)  Come on now, be honest! Which one of you wouldn't rather listen to his hairdresser than Hercules? Or Horatius, or Orpheus... people so lofty they sound as if they shit marble!
An American in Paris (1951) Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here but it sounds better in French (Vulcanian). 
Ed Wood (1994)Of course. Dracula requires presence. It's all in the eyes, and the voice, and the hands. 
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand. 
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)But he can't get you now. He's dead because mommy killed him. 
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)KHAN!!!! Looks like we've hit the rush hour.  Mystery tour, eh?  Our big breakthrough since last summer has been the confection of a certain... Virus Omega.  L´II leave you to tidy up.   "There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world." Provide him with the usual comforts. 
Quatermass and the Pit (1967) Are you insured? I'm insured. It's good to be insured. At least it cheers you up.  That's much bigger than my drill bit. /spock_e_kirk_amok_time-565bcc225f9b5835e47023ac.jpg)
Throw Momma from the Train (1987)  One little murder and I'm Jack the Ripper. Criss Cross 
The Transformers: The Movie (1986) et al. One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall... |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 14, 2021 0:29:46 GMT
FYI. TrekCore.com is currently down. Per their Twitter feed:
EDIT: Update from 5 hours ago...
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 6, 2021 19:22:51 GMT
I've updated the master list of threads in the first post of this thread. I have also updated the alphabetical list of "trekked" movie titles. Furthermore, in commemoration of the 350 thread milestone, I've quoted some of the most popular posts of the last fifty threads - as selected by you. As with the "greatest hits" at 150, 200, 250 and 300 threads, I included as many posters as possible. (In alphabetical order by movie title, then post order in the thread)
After Hours (1985) "Shows how much you know about art. The uglier the art, the more it's worth."  Okay, let's, first of all, refresh the screen here. Alright, and go into "format ruler". 
Dial M for Murder (1954) “They talk about flat-footed policemen. May the saints protect us from the gifted amateur.”  You two go gallivanting while I stay home and do those boring clippings.  "No, I'm afraid my murders would be something like my bridge: I'd make some stupid mistake and never realize it until I found everybody was looking at me." 
House on Haunted Hill (1999)  I had nothing to do with this! I was adopted! From the first moment I laid eyes on you I have always, always loved... your money. On the other hand, just the sight of you has made me want to puke. Now, that's enter-fucking-tainment! 
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.  You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.  Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. 
Pet Sematary (1989) Sometimes.... Dead is better.
Tremors (1990)Run for it? Running's not a plan! Running's what you do, once a plan fails!  That's one job I'd never do. Working around electricity.  I can't believe we said no to free beer.  |
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Post by alpha128 on May 7, 2021 4:06:27 GMT
I've updated the master list of threads in the first post of this thread. I have also updated the alphabetical list of "trekked" movie titles. Furthermore, in commemoration of the 400 thread milestone, I've quoted some of the most popular posts of the last fifty threads - as selected by you. As with the "greatest hits" at 150, 200, 250, 300 and 350 threads, I included as many posters as possible. (In alphabetical order by movie title, then post order in the thread)
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)  Got a whale of a tale to tell you, lads, a whale of a tale or two...a whale of a tale and it's all true, I swear by my tattoo! I am not what is called a civilized man, Professor. I have done with society for reasons that seem good to me. Therefore, I do not obey its laws. 
The Addams Family (1991) and Addams Family Values (1993) "We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you."
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963) Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, muscle-headed moron!   Nobody's gonna get *me* up in the air.
Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959)We're scientists, aren't we? That's one society where frayed cuffs don't matter. We've ALL had 'em.  It's lava, of course. But exceptionally heavy. It could serve as a paperweight.  He was in such a hurry leaving the church, he fell all the way down the steps. 
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)  "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER?"
The NeverEnding Story (1984) Never give up and good luck will find you. 
Three Amigos! (1986)Can I have your watch when you are dead?  I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!  |
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Post by alpha128 on May 17, 2021 23:31:38 GMT
Wow. I just noticed that someone has given me a "Great Moderator" badge. Thank you!
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Post by alpha128 on Aug 22, 2021 18:32:50 GMT
I've updated the master list of threads in the first post of this thread. I have also updated the alphabetical list of movie titles with quote threads. Furthermore, in commemoration of the 450 thread milestone, I've quoted some of the most popular posts of the last fifty threads - as selected by you. This time period included the move from a sub-board to a top-level board. I'm gratified that the more visible location resulted in an influx of new and returning users. You'll see a lot of new names, as well as old friends, in the "greatest hits" below. (In alphabetical order by movie title, then post order in the thread)
The Bad News Bears (1976) Come on, fellas. Rome wasn't built in a day.  "I have to admit, Jim--there's something to be said for this 'getting in touch with your true feelings' business." 
The Cat's Mill (1993) The cats have no dignity these days.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)  I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important.
Groundhog Day (1993) I didn't just survive a wreck; I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.  When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope.  "Phil! Hey, Phil Connors!" "NED!?"  He might be O.K. ...
Well, No, Probably Not Now.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash Landing!  Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.  How did you know she was a Nazi? She talks in her sleep. He put a hole--he put TWO holes in my dress FROM PARIS!!! 
The Lady Eve (1941) I need him like the ax needs the turkey. 
Licence to Kill (1989) "We're Hong Kong Narcotics, you bastard!"
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy. 
Patton (1970)"Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."  Wonder weapons? My God, I don't see the wonder in them. 
The Prestige (2006) But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough...  ...you have to bring it back.  Spock: Mr. Angier, have you considered the cost of such a machine? Robert Angier: Price is not an object. Spock: Perhaps not, but have you considered the *cost*? Robert Angier: I'm not sure I follow. Spock: Go home. Forget this thing. I can recognize an obsession, no good will come of it.  "We took turns. The trick is where we would swap."
"Abracadabra."  "You always were the better magician. We both know that. Whatever your secret was, you have to agree, mine is better."  You would drink, too, if you knew the world half as well as I do.
Vertigo (1958)Scottie, do you believe that someone out of the past - someone dead - can enter and take possession of a living being?  The things that spell San Francisco to me are disappearing fast.   It's wonderful how they've got it all taped now, John. They've got music for dipsomaniacs, and music for melancholiacs, and music for nymphomaniacs. I wonder what would happen if somebody got their files mixed up? |
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 1, 2021 2:13:03 GMT
I've updated the master list of threads in the first post of this thread. I have also updated the alphabetical list of movie titles with quote threads. Furthermore, in commemoration of the 500 thread milestone, I've quoted some of the most popular posts of the last fifty threads - as selected by you. As with earlier collections of "greatest hits", I included as many posters as possible. (In alphabetical order by movie title, then post order in the thread)
Airplane! (1980)( 'Jaws' Theme Plays )  STARSHIP!
Being John Malkovich (1999)  I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. Shut up, you overrated piece of shit. 
Dark City (1998) I have become the monster you were intended to be. 
Dr. No (1962)I admire your courage, Miss...?  Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr...? Bond. James Bond.  What are you doing here? Are you looking for shells? No, I'm just looking. “A medium dry martini, lemon peel, shaken, not stirred.”  
Spock: Both hands on the wheel, Jim. I'm a very nervous passenger.  "That's a Smith & Wesson and you've had your six." Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter, with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. The American CIA swear by them. Unfortunately, I misjudged you. You are just a stupid policeman...  ...whose luck has run out.  Honey Ryder: How can you eat at a time like this? James Bond: I'm hungry. We don't know when we'll get the chance to eat again. Here, take this. 
Duck, You Sucker! (1971) Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You will like that, uh? Well, you listen to me, you Irish piece of shit! You think you're the only man in the world who has the balls to stay? Well, you are wrong! 'Cause I - have - the - balls - and - I - stay! 
Fright Night (1985) He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley... before I turn into a vampire... 
The Guns of Navarone (1961) Sir, I've inspected this boat, and I think you ought to know that I can't swim.  "The party's over. Somebody stepped on the cake!" 
What's Up, Doc? (1972) They broke into my home.  That's breaking and entering.  And they brought her with them forcibly.  That's kidnapping.  They tried to molest me.  That's... unbelievable.  |
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Post by maya55555 on Nov 1, 2021 16:44:46 GMT
BRILLIANTLY EXECUTED!
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Post by alpha128 on Nov 1, 2021 23:11:09 GMT
Thanks. And thanks to all our clever and creative quote thread contributors. We never would have reached 500 threads and 10,000 posts without you!
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 15, 2021 3:57:37 GMT
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Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before.
"With such expert playacting, you make this very room a theater."
Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mr. Kaplan?
Well... looks like we're... looks like we're shy one horse.
