SIRIUS
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@sirius
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Post by SIRIUS on Jun 19, 2021 2:45:02 GMT
Elaine [making a toast]
Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell.
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Post by millar70 on Jun 19, 2021 2:49:44 GMT
You got the A, the B, the C......and the D....... that's the biggest.
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Post by poelzig on Jun 19, 2021 2:54:58 GMT
I got the feeling that almost every date Elaine went on ended with the guy taking it out. The exception being that NBC executive and maybe Newman.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jun 19, 2021 3:10:51 GMT
According to your story, Hernandez passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking Newman between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist, causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses - in mid air, mind you - makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie.
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Post by tristramshandy on Jun 19, 2021 3:17:33 GMT
According to your story, Hernandez passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple, striking Newman between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist, causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses - in mid air, mind you - makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie. I just started watching JFK on HBO Max (it's a three-hour movie - - it will take me four separate watchings to get through it). The best part of this is that Wayne Knight acts in JFK (and is named "Numa" - - which sounds very much like "Newman" when Costner's dialect kicks in).
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Jun 19, 2021 3:22:42 GMT
Bernie, look who's eating at six o'clock. Your suddenly well-to-do president. But, you enjoy your last meal in office. Tomorrow, they kick you out, you'll have plenty of time to drive around in your Cadillac.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 19, 2021 3:32:00 GMT
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 19, 2021 3:44:13 GMT
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
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Post by poelzig on Jun 19, 2021 3:49:10 GMT
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish. I wonder how many takes that scene needed? The one they use you can see Elaine is struggling not to laugh the entire time.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 19, 2021 3:52:38 GMT
Oh! Nuts! Excellent! You know what I love? How there's two nuts named after people. Hazel...and filbert.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 19, 2021 3:54:42 GMT
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish. I wonder how many takes that scene needed? The one they use you can see Elaine is struggling not to laugh the entire time.
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Post by tristramshandy on Jun 19, 2021 3:56:47 GMT
You've screwed me for the last time, Pennypacker!
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Post by poelzig on Jun 19, 2021 4:03:11 GMT
I wonder how many takes that scene needed? The one they use you can see Elaine is struggling not to laugh the entire time. I knew it!!! The hole in one is one of the greatest punchlines in sitcom history. Also "I knew it" is a George quote from the show.
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Post by tristramshandy on Jun 19, 2021 4:09:34 GMT
I knew it!!! The hole in one is one of the greatest punchlines in sitcom history. Also "I knew it" is a George quote from the show. Did you know that Newman is a Dawg?
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 19, 2021 4:17:09 GMT
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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Post by poelzig on Jun 19, 2021 4:19:43 GMT
I knew it!!! The hole in one is one of the greatest punchlines in sitcom history. Also "I knew it" is a George quote from the show. Did you know that Newman is a Dawg? Of course. Wayne Knight left Athens a credit or 2 short of his degree but it still counts. It's odd how often actors leave college with only a class or three remaining to earn their degree. One of my oldest friends and roommate at UGA never earned his degree because he couldn't finish his language requirements and has 2 more spanish classes to pass. Yeah. College was fun. Seinfeld quote.
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Post by tristramshandy on Jun 19, 2021 4:27:49 GMT
Did you know that Newman is a Dawg? Of course. Wayne Knight left Athens a credit or 2 short of his degree but it still counts. It's odd how often actors leave college with only a class or three remaining to earn their degree. One of my oldest friends and roommate at UGA never earned his degree because he couldn't finish his language requirements and has 2 more spanish classes to pass. Yeah. College was fun. Seinfeld quote. Will you friend ever go back to kick those out?
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Post by millar70 on Jun 19, 2021 4:35:39 GMT
I guess I can take a little Jerry, if it gets me a lot of Elaine.....
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 19, 2021 5:00:44 GMT
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Jun 19, 2021 11:50:05 GMT
George likes the bananas...
SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!
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