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Post by millar70 on Jun 20, 2021 20:32:35 GMT
Jerry, is it possible that I'm not as attractive as I think I am?
Anything is possible.....
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 20, 2021 20:49:53 GMT
Jerry: Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen? Elaine: Uh, I couldn't look. It was like a Pekingese. Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. And, you know, the thing is, they'll never know. No one's ever gonna tell them. Elaine: Oh, you have to lie. Jerry: It's a must lie situation. Elaine: Yes, it's a must lie situation. I was avoiding back and forth dialog, but that opens up new ground. Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jun 20, 2021 21:09:13 GMT
Jerry: Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen? Elaine: Uh, I couldn't look. It was like a Pekingese. Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. And, you know, the thing is, they'll never know. No one's ever gonna tell them. Elaine: Oh, you have to lie. Jerry: It's a must lie situation. Elaine: Yes, it's a must lie situation. I was avoiding back and forth dialog, but that opens up new ground. Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist. I was too but this is from my favorite episode, The Hamptons.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 20, 2021 21:15:06 GMT
I was too but this is from my favorite episode, The Hamptons. See, look at this. Rachel, my T-shirt shrunk. It used to be much bigger, and now it shrunk. You see, that's what water does. It shrinks things.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 20, 2021 23:05:55 GMT
I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 21, 2021 20:33:59 GMT
Well, Marisa. See, the thing is... I'm sort of engaged.
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Post by millar70 on Jun 21, 2021 20:45:29 GMT
Pretty hot under these lights huh, Seinfeld? Real hot!
Actually, I'm quite comfortable.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 21, 2021 20:47:54 GMT
I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? I mean, someone asks me which way's Israel, I don't fly off the handle.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 21, 2021 21:43:17 GMT
Doctor: Well , I'm sorry.....She's gone.
George: .........What's that?...
Doctor: She expired.
George: ...Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes , of course.
George: So.....She's dead?
Doctor: Yes
George: ...Huh!
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Post by millar70 on Jun 22, 2021 20:45:50 GMT
Jerry, these are load bearing walls, they're not coming down!
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 22, 2021 23:06:19 GMT
What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doin'!!
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 22, 2021 23:20:08 GMT
Of course, this is Central Park. This was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone. Um, built during the Civil War so the northern armies could practice fighting on...on grass. Oh, yeah. Giddyup. On Rusty!
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Post by Heretic the Musk Whisperer on Jun 22, 2021 23:36:09 GMT
Yeah, in six games!
(This one hurt as I am an Atlanta sports fan and George is talking about the Braves losing the world series to the Yankees)
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 23, 2021 15:48:42 GMT
I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square.
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Post by msdemos on Jun 23, 2021 17:34:05 GMT
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Post by millar70 on Jun 23, 2021 17:57:53 GMT
Jimmy doesn't mind Hank's lifestyle, Jimmy's happy for Hank. 👍
Elaine tried to convert one, but Elaine's not doing that again.
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Post by msdemos on Jun 23, 2021 17:59:37 GMT
Yeah, that's right....... David Puddy. Always think of two things when I think of Patrick Warburton's character.......your quote and, of course, this: SAVE FERRIS
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Post by klawrencio79 on Jun 23, 2021 18:24:27 GMT
George likes his chicken spicy!
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 25, 2021 0:39:30 GMT
Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jun 25, 2021 0:44:32 GMT
You know, revulsion has now become a valid form of attraction.
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