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Post by Rufus-T on Dec 19, 2021 17:30:20 GMT
Mr. Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.
George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Dec 19, 2021 18:17:27 GMT
Mr. Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you. George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego! HIRE THIS MAN! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2021 20:29:08 GMT
…The very pants you were returning.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 21, 2021 17:03:19 GMT
Hey Nip, you need that manuscript or can I take it home?
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Post by Rufus-T on Dec 21, 2021 18:06:27 GMT
Hey Nip, you need that manuscript or can I take it home? It's a nipple. A little round circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See everybody's got them. See I got them.
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Dec 21, 2021 18:21:57 GMT
Serenity now!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Dec 22, 2021 23:25:36 GMT
Jerry: I was an idiot for listening to you!
George: Hey, I saw what I saw.
Jerry: Ooh, everything was going so well. She hadn't seen any flaws in me. Now she sees a side.
George: What side?
Jerry: A bad side. An ugly side.
George: Oh, so what?
Jerry: So what? I wasn't planning on showing that side for another six months. Now you've made me throw off the whole learning curve.
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Dec 23, 2021 11:16:58 GMT
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 23, 2021 12:16:29 GMT
Happy festivus George!
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Dec 23, 2021 14:02:29 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2021 15:24:41 GMT
Insanity later. 
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2021 15:25:09 GMT
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Post by Rufus-T on Dec 23, 2021 18:46:32 GMT
Look. Either you take the cap off, or you'll have to leave.
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Post by mstreepsucks on Dec 23, 2021 19:06:00 GMT
I like all the quotes, even though people make fun of this show for being too white.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 23, 2021 19:07:15 GMT
On Prancer! On Dasher! On Donna!
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 23, 2021 19:22:48 GMT
Santa speaks the language of all children. Norchie worchie dorchie doo!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Dec 23, 2021 23:50:45 GMT
Boy: I want a racing car set!
Kramer: Ho ho ho, a racing car set! Listen, you don't want that. Those are assembled in Taiwan by kids like you! And these Coleman pigs, they sell it for triple the cost!
Boy: But I want a racing car set!
Kramer: Don't you see kid, you're being bamboozled! These capitalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys!
Boy: HEY! THIS GUY'S A COMMIE!
Mickey: Hey, kid, quiet! Where did a nice little boy like you learn such a bad word like that?
Boy: Commie, commie! Traitor to our country!
Mickey: Santa is not a commie! He just forgot how his good friend stuck his neck out for him, to get him a good job like this. Didn't he?
Manager: Is there a problem here?
Kramer: Oh, ho ho ho!
Boy: This guy's a commie! He's spreading propaganda!
Manager: Well that's enough, pinko! You're through! The both of you!
Mickey: I got two kids in college!
Kramer: You can't fire me, I'm Santa...
Manager: Not anymore, you're not. Get your skinny ass outta here!
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Dec 25, 2021 20:50:15 GMT
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Dec 26, 2021 19:05:00 GMT
The Christmas tree certainly seems to inspire a love-hate relationship. All that time is spent selecting it and decorating it, and then a week after, it's just thrown somewhere. You see it by the side of the road, it looks like a mob hit. The car slows down, the door opens, and this tree just rolls out. People snap out of that Christmas spirit like it was a drunken stupor. They just wake up one morning and go, "Oh, my God. There's a tree inside the house. Just throw it anywhere.”
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2021 20:33:27 GMT
"It'd almost be stupid if we didn't!"
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