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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Dec 28, 2021 19:53:39 GMT
George: Jerry, it's fantastic. I love the people over there. They treat me so great. You know they think I'm handicapped, they gave me this incredible office, a great view.
Jerry: Hold on, they think you're handicapped?
George: Yeah, yeah, well, because of the cane. You should see the bathroom they gave me!
Jerry: How can you do this?
George: Jerry, let's face it, I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Name one thing I have that puts me in a position of advantage. Huh? There was a guy that worked at the Yankees-- no arms! He got more work done than I did, made more money, had a wife, a family, drove a better car than I did.
Jerry: He drove a car with no arms?
George: Alright I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true. He hated me anyway!
Jerry: Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?
George: I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.
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Post by Rufus-T on Dec 28, 2021 21:55:55 GMT
I like all the quotes, even though people make fun of this show for being too white. I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: NOTHING.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Dec 30, 2021 22:24:08 GMT
Frank: So, what do you think? Your old man can look pretty good when he wants to, huh?
Estelle: I don't like that tie.
Frank: What's the matter with this tie? I've hardly worn it.
Estelle: It's too thin. They're wearing wide now.
Frank: How do you know what kind of ties they wear?
Estelle: Go to any office building on 7th Avenue and tell me if there's anyone there wearing a thin tie like that. Go ahead!
Frank: Oh, get the hell out of here. 7th Avenue.
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Jan 1, 2022 7:21:58 GMT
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 2, 2022 4:20:47 GMT
Elaine: Hey, do you believe I got "Happy New Year'd" today? It's February.
Jerry: I once got Happy New Year'd in March.
Elaine: It's disgusting.
Jerry: It's pathetic.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 4, 2022 23:03:28 GMT
KRAMER: Hey. Hey, would you do me a solid?
JERRY: Well, what kind of solid?
KRAMER: I need you to sit in the car for two minutes while it's double-parked. I gotta pick up some birds.
JERRY: Birds?
KRAMER: Yeah. A friend of mine, he's a magician. He's going away on vacation. He asked me to take care of his doves.
JERRY: So take a cab.
KRAMER: They won't take a cage full of birds.
JERRY: I can't. I'm on my way out. There's no way I can do it.
KRAMER: George, do me a solid? Two minutes.
GEORGE: Well, I'm going with him. I'd like to, I've never done a solid before.
KRAMER: Alright.. yeah.. alright, have a good one.
(Kramer leaves)
JERRY: (Scoffs) Two minutes. Believe me, I know his two minutes.. By his conception of time, his life will last over two thousand years.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2022 1:54:12 GMT
"Hunger will make people do amazing things. I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism."
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Post by Rufus-T on Jan 6, 2022 8:03:42 GMT
You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody it's me.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 6, 2022 14:55:25 GMT
You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody it's me. All right! It's you! You're damn right it's me!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 11, 2022 19:34:08 GMT
JERRY: What, are you nervous?
GEORGE: No, not nervous. I'm good, very good... I can't do this! Can't do this!
JERRY: What?
GEORGE: I can't do this! I can't do it! I have tried! I'm here! It's impossible!
JERRY: This was your idea!
GEORGE: What idea? I just said something! I didn't know you were going to listen to me!
JERRY: Dont' worry about it. They're just TV executives.
GEORGE: They're men with jobs, Jerry! They wear suits and ties! They're married, they have secretaries!
JERRY: I told you not to come.
GEORGE: I need some water. I gotta get some water.
JERRY: They'll give us water in there.
GEORGE: Really? That's pretty good.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 14, 2022 15:44:12 GMT
George: All right, fine, don't go. I try and go out and do something special for your birthday, and this is the thanks I get. Everything's tainted now!
Jerry: Would you keep your voice down?
George: No, I will not keep my voice down! Nothing can make me keep my voice down!
Manager: If you boys cannot control yourselves, then I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2022 16:13:22 GMT
George: All right, fine, don't go. I try and go out and do something special for your birthday, and this is the thanks I get. Everything's tainted now! Jerry: Would you keep your voice down? George: No, I will not keep my voice down! Nothing can make me keep my voice down! Manager: If you boys cannot control yourselves, then I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. I laugh my head off every time I see this. The manager is so perfect in the scene.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2022 16:14:32 GMT
JERRY: What, are you nervous? GEORGE: No, not nervous. I'm good, very good... I can't do this! Can't do this! JERRY: What? GEORGE: I can't do this! I can't do it! I have tried! I'm here! It's impossible! JERRY: This was your idea! GEORGE: What idea? I just said something! I didn't know you were going to listen to me! JERRY: Dont' worry about it. They're just TV executives. GEORGE: They're men with jobs, Jerry! They wear suits and ties! They're married, they have secretaries! JERRY: I told you not to come. GEORGE: I need some water. I gotta get some water. JERRY: They'll give us water in there. GEORGE: Really? That's pretty good. The idea that he'll get some water calms George right down. He's in a high-class joint.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jan 14, 2022 16:20:21 GMT
Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 15, 2022 23:10:40 GMT
George: All right, fine, don't go. I try and go out and do something special for your birthday, and this is the thanks I get. Everything's tainted now! Jerry: Would you keep your voice down? George: No, I will not keep my voice down! Nothing can make me keep my voice down! Manager: If you boys cannot control yourselves, then I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave. I laugh my head off every time I see this. The manager is so perfect in the scene. There’s a lot of smaller moments like this that I feel kinda fly under the radar but are so hysterical. It’s why the show is worth watching again and again. I’m always picking up something different despite seeing every episode a good twenty plus times by now. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2022 23:19:01 GMT
I laugh my head off every time I see this. The manager is so perfect in the scene. There’s a lot of smaller moments like this that I feel kinda fly under the radar but are so hysterical. It’s why the show is worth watching again and again. I’m always picking up something different despite seeing every episode a good twenty plus times by now. Same here!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 17, 2022 20:12:20 GMT
ELAINE: I... I think I'm... I'm having trouble swallowing. I can't... I can't swallow.
KRAMER: She's got rabies, just like my friend Bob Sacamano. She's delirious!
(Elaine drinks some water and drools)
KRAMER: She's foaming at the mouth!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 17, 2022 20:16:03 GMT
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Post by Rufus-T on Jan 17, 2022 20:32:45 GMT
Hey, I eat healthy. If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jan 17, 2022 20:37:19 GMT
There’s a lot of smaller moments like this that I feel kinda fly under the radar but are so hysterical. It’s why the show is worth watching again and again. I’m always picking up something different despite seeing every episode a good twenty plus times by now. Same here! The scene in The Soup Nazi which George/Susan and Jerry/Sheila tried to out make out at the monk, he started walking toward them. The scene cut before he got to them. That was a great cut. I thought that was funnier to think what he would have said to them then to show what he actually say.
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