Deleted
Deleted Member
@Deleted
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2022 21:26:23 GMT
The scene in The Soup Nazi which George/Susan and Jerry/Sheila tried to out make out at the monk, he started walking toward them. The scene cut before he got to them. That was a great cut. I thought that was funnier to think what he would have said to them then to show what he actually say. Yes. Sometimes what's left out is really effective.
|
|
|
|
Post by masterofallgoons on Jan 18, 2022 5:45:43 GMT
Not all the actors of the 70s were as hygienic as they appeared on TV. Take Mannix for example.
|
|
|
|
Post by Rufus-T on Jan 18, 2022 22:49:20 GMT
a gift not enjoyed is like a flower that doesn't blossom.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
@Deleted
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2022 23:19:12 GMT
Not all the actors of the 70s were as hygienic as they appeared on TV. Take Mannix for example.  Oh, if that Merve Griffin set could talk!
|
|
|
|
Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jan 20, 2022 16:36:45 GMT
George: So, Elaine, are you gonna sleep with me?
Elaine: George, I just got off a 23-hour plane flight. I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought.
George: Fine, I'll ask you again when you're rested.
Jerry: Oh, I'm sure she'll come around.
George: I hope so for your sake.
Jerry: I said I was sorry.
George: You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister!
Jerry: Will you please stop saying that!
Kramer: What's up with you two?
George: I don't wanna talk about it.
Kramer: So how was the trip?
Jerry: I don't wanna talk about it.
Kramer: What happened to your nose?
Elaine: I don't wanna talk about it!
Kramer: Well, you gotta give me something. So, how was the wedding? Was the bride radiant?
Elaine: She was...
Jerry: ... until she found out Elaine slept with the groom.
Kramer: That sounds juicy. Listen, I gotta go to the bathroom, but I wanna hear all about it!
George: You know, I didn't go to a bathroom the entire time we were in India.
Jerry: I can't believe we went all the way to India for a wedding!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
@Deleted
Posts: 0
Likes:
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2022 19:02:51 GMT
George: So, Elaine, are you gonna sleep with me? Elaine: George, I just got off a 23-hour plane flight. I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought. George: Fine, I'll ask you again when you're rested. Jerry: Oh, I'm sure she'll come around. George: I hope so for your sake. Jerry: I said I was sorry. George: You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister! Jerry: Will you please stop saying that! Kramer: What's up with you two? George: I don't wanna talk about it. Kramer: So how was the trip? Jerry: I don't wanna talk about it. Kramer: What happened to your nose? Elaine: I don't wanna talk about it! Kramer: Well, you gotta give me something. So, how was the wedding? Was the bride radiant? Elaine: She was... Jerry: ... until she found out Elaine slept with the groom. Kramer: That sounds juicy. Listen, I gotta go to the bathroom, but I wanna hear all about it! George: You know, I didn't go to a bathroom the entire time we were in India. Jerry: I can't believe we went all the way to India for a wedding! That was an ambitious episode. I wonder if they filmed it linear or backwards.
|
|
|
|
Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 20, 2022 19:27:41 GMT
George: So, Elaine, are you gonna sleep with me? Elaine: George, I just got off a 23-hour plane flight. I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought. George: Fine, I'll ask you again when you're rested. Jerry: Oh, I'm sure she'll come around. George: I hope so for your sake. Jerry: I said I was sorry. George: You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister! Jerry: Will you please stop saying that! Kramer: What's up with you two? George: I don't wanna talk about it. Kramer: So how was the trip? Jerry: I don't wanna talk about it. Kramer: What happened to your nose? Elaine: I don't wanna talk about it! Kramer: Well, you gotta give me something. So, how was the wedding? Was the bride radiant? Elaine: She was... Jerry: ... until she found out Elaine slept with the groom. Kramer: That sounds juicy. Listen, I gotta go to the bathroom, but I wanna hear all about it! George: You know, I didn't go to a bathroom the entire time we were in India. Jerry: I can't believe we went all the way to India for a wedding! That was an ambitious episode. I wonder if they filmed it linear or backwards. Most shows are filmed out of order. However, Seinfeld followed the traditional multi-cam sitcom method. So they'd rehearse throughout the week and then film the episode in front of a studio audience on Fridays. Typically they might pre-film a few challenging scenes ahead of time for practical reasons and then play them to the audience. But it was likely they shot the majority of it in order, the way it played out on TV backwards, for the audience to follow as if they were at a play.
|
|
|
|
Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 21, 2022 20:18:41 GMT
ESTELLE: People take buses to get that rye.
GEORGE: Maybe they forgot to put it out!
FRANK: Aw, they didn't forget to put it out! It's deliberate!! Deliberate, I tell ya!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 24, 2022 12:42:07 GMT
Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!
|
|
|
|
Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jan 27, 2022 19:07:22 GMT
Newman: Hey, Jerry. Thanks a lot. I hope you're happy.
Jerry: It had fat in it, it's not good for you.
Newman: I don't care. It was good. I was enjoying it. Had to interfere. Couldn't leave well enough alone. Well, I will get even with you for this. You can count on it.
|
|
|
|
Post by Rufus-T on Jan 31, 2022 22:58:22 GMT
I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven.
|
|
|
|
Post by masterofallgoons on Jan 31, 2022 23:12:09 GMT
Mug. Mug Costanza.
|
|
|
|
Post by Rufus-T on Feb 2, 2022 2:50:54 GMT
Well, if I hear you correctly--and I think that I do--my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again.
|
|
|
|
Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 7, 2022 6:59:47 GMT
George: You know what this has to do with? The man in the cape. I bet you he is mixed up in this. I don't trust men in capes.
Jerry: You can't cast aspersions on someone just because they're wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and let you say anything bad about him.
George: All right, Superman's the exception.
|
|
|
|
Post by Rufus-T on Feb 7, 2022 22:15:30 GMT
You don't touch the nose! You don't aspire to reach the nose. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose, and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril.
|
|
|
|
Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 8, 2022 17:57:13 GMT
George: That's unbelievable!
Jerry: Oh, it's a scene, man.
George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not going to do it.
George: You're not going to do it? What do you mean, you're not going to do it?
Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.
George: Are you crazy? This is like discovering plutonium by accident!
|
|
|
|
Post by masterofallgoons on Feb 8, 2022 18:42:34 GMT
Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.
|
|
|
|
Post by HumanFundRecipient on Feb 8, 2022 22:14:41 GMT
I always get confused in the movie theater by the plot. It's an embarrassing thing to have to admit, but I'm the one you see in the parking lot after the movie talking with his friends going, "Oh, you mean that was the same guy in the beginning. Oh!" No one will explain it to you when you're in the theater, you can't find out. "Why would they kill that guy? Why would they kill him? Who was that guy? I thought he was with them, wasn't he with them? I thought he was with them! Why would they kill him if he was with them? Oh, he wasn't really with them. I thought he was with them! It's a good thing they killed him!"
|
|
|
|
Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 8, 2022 22:43:40 GMT
BABS: Hi Newman
NEWMAN: Hi ya Babs
BABS: What are you doin'?
NEWMAN: Minding my own business.
BABS: You'll never get into trouble that way.
NEWMAN: What makes you think I'm lookin' for trouble?
BABS: From what I hear you postmen don't have to look too far.
NEWMAN: ha ha ha, Well you know sometimes it just has a way of finding you. Cigarette?
BABS: Don't mind if I do.
|
|
|
|
Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 8, 2022 22:44:45 GMT
Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me. JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either. GEORGE: I know!
|
|
