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Post by Rufus-T on Feb 10, 2022 0:02:32 GMT
Excuse me Lois. Stand back Lois. Jimmy's in trouble Lois.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 11, 2022 23:49:45 GMT
JERRY: So, what are you gonna do now? Are you gonna look for something else in real estate?
GEORGE: Nobody's hiring now. The market's terrible.
JERRY: So what are you gonna do?
GEORGE: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
JERRY: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
GEORGE: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
JERRY: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
GEORGE: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a caller man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
JERRY: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
GEORGE: What about that?
JERRY: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
GEORGE: Well, that's really not fair.
JERRY: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do ya like?
GEORGE: Movies. I like to watch movies.
JERRY: Yeah. Yeah.
GEORGE: Do they pay people to watch movies?
JERRY: Projectionists.
GEORGE: That's true.
JERRY: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
GEORGE: Right.
JERRY: And it's probably a union thing.
GEORGE: [scoffs] Those unions. [sighs] Okay. Sports,...movies. What about a talk show host?
JERRY: Talk show host. That's good.
GEORGE: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
JERRY: Really?
GEORGE: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
JERRY: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
GEORGE: You can't just walk into a building and say " I wanna be a talk show host."
JERRY: I wouldn't think so.
GEORGE: It's all politics.
JERRY: All right. Okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
GEORGE: This could have been a huge mistake.
JERRY: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.
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Post by NJtoTX on Feb 12, 2022 23:23:23 GMT
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Post by Rufus-T on Feb 13, 2022 0:49:54 GMT
My account is still pending staff approval after a few years. Do you think you can send the admin a message for me to let me in?
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Post by NJtoTX on Feb 13, 2022 1:20:31 GMT
My account is still pending staff approval after a few years. Do you think you can send the admin a message for me to let me in? The problem there is that the only admin, Hawkeye-Costanza, disappeared a few years ago and I don't think anyone can act on it. I'll see. Same user name?
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 14, 2022 20:56:50 GMT
What exactly is wordle? I've seen some talk about it, but I've largely ignored it.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 14, 2022 20:58:34 GMT
George: You are gonna love this car. Even if you don't like Jon Voight.
Jerry: I like Jon Voight. Just seems like kind of a strange reason to buy a car, because he might have driven it.
George: What do you mean "might"? You don't think he really owned this car?
Jerry: I don't know.
George: Well, why would the guy make up something like that? Of all the names he could pick, why settle on Jon Voight?
Jerry: Don't you see, that's the genius of it. If he had said Liam Neeson, you'd know he's making it up.
George: Neeson? How are you comparing Liam Neeson with Jon Voight? Jerry, we're talking about Joe Buck. If you can play Joe Buck, Oskar Schindler's a cake walk.
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Post by NJtoTX on Feb 14, 2022 21:44:16 GMT
What exactly is wordle? I've seen some talk about it, but I've largely ignored it. Here's one that we had. The person guessed a word, and I put boxes to show how close it was to the word I chose (BUOYS). He got it on the 5th try. Green: Correct letter in correct place. Yellow: Correct letter, but in wrong place. FRANK ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
MOOPS ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩
SHOWS ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩
GLOBS ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩
BUOYS 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Post by msdemos on Feb 14, 2022 22:27:21 GMT
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Feb 14, 2022 23:52:08 GMT
Jerry: You hear about that kid that was kidnapped the other day in Pennsylvania?
Julianna: No.
Jerry: He was at a carnival with his mother. She goes to get a hot dog, next thing you know she turns around, boom, he's gone.
Julianna: Oh.
Jerry: Imagine how sick a person has to be to do something like that. And these people are all over the place. You never know who's crazy, I could be one of these people.
Julianna: Have you seen any good movies?
Jerry: Who takes care of your boy during the day?
Julianna: We have a woman. Why?
Jerry: No no. I'm just saying.
Julianna: She had references.
Jerry: I'm sure she did, I'm sure they're impeccable. I'm talking about the ones that forge them. You know I think this is really helping.
Julianna: I don't live near here, ya know!
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Post by Rufus-T on Feb 15, 2022 0:23:30 GMT
What exactly is wordle? I've seen some talk about it, but I've largely ignored it. Here's one that we had. The person guessed a word, and I put boxes to show how close it was to the word I chose (BUOYS). He got it on the 5th try. Green: Correct letter in correct place. Yellow: Correct letter, but in wrong place. FRANK ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
MOOPS ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩
SHOWS ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩
GLOBS ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩
BUOYS 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 
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Post by Rufus-T on Feb 15, 2022 0:26:38 GMT
"The Braless Wonder" - Sue Ellen Mischke LOVE how they often tended to utter her 'nickname' in a hushed, reverential tone......  SAVE FERRIS I saw a woman in our hallway wearing one of these as a top. What exquisite beauty, I ran down the hallway to talk to her, but the elevator door closed. It was not to be. Perhaps our paths will cross again some day.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 15, 2022 1:36:00 GMT
"The Braless Wonder" - Sue Ellen MischkeLOVE how they often tended to utter her 'nickname' in a hushed, reverential tone...... SAVE FERRIS I saw a woman in our hallway wearing one of these as a top. What exquisite beauty, I ran down the hallway to talk to her, but the elevator door closed. It was not to be. Perhaps our paths will cross again some day. Jackie Chiles: Would you tell this jury exactly what you saw on the corner of 83rd Street and Columbus? Jerry: .... I... don't remember. Jackie Chiles: Well, did you or did you not see the defendant, wearing the bra? Jerry: I don't know. Maybe. Jackie Chiles: Mr. Seinfeld, I might remind you that you are under oath. Now, I ask you again, did you or did you not, see this woman wearing the bra?!? Jerry: ... All right, I saw her! I saw her! And she was beautiful in that bra! I'm crazy about her! I love her whole free-swinging, freewheeling attitude!
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Post by msdemos on Feb 15, 2022 1:42:47 GMT
"The Braless Wonder" - Sue Ellen MischkeLOVE how they often tended to utter her 'nickname' in a hushed, reverential tone...... SAVE FERRIS I saw a woman in our hallway wearing one of these as a top. What exquisite beauty, I ran down the hallway to talk to her, but the elevator door closed. It was not to be. Perhaps our paths will cross again some day.  ![]()  ![]() SAVE FERRIS |
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 16, 2022 22:01:57 GMT
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 16, 2022 22:11:38 GMT
George: Well, maybe you could show me something else.
Salesman: As I said, it'll be different once we design something specifically for you. But I don't think your friend here is being very helpful.
Jerry: Oh, hey, I'm being helpful. I am the only one being helpful!
Salesman: No, I don't think you're being helpful! I think you're being disruptive, and you make it very difficult for your friend here to improve his life!
Jerry: Hey, I'm trying to prevent my friend from becoming one of those guys people snicker at behind their back, because they look ridiculous! No offense to you personally!
Salesman: All you people with hair think you're so damn superior! You have no idea what it's like. You ever look down in the bottom of your tub and see a fist full of hair? How'd you like to start your day with that?!
Jerry: All right! Take it easy! Take it easy!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 23, 2022 16:45:23 GMT
JERRY: This woman's completely ignoring me
KRAMER: Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship.. ... a spinster ... maybe a virgin. ... maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She was a schoolgirl. There was a boy. It didn't work out. Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer.
JERRY: Eventually a little shot of penicillin
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2022 2:16:54 GMT
I just read that thread. Very funny!
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Post by Rufus-T on Feb 24, 2022 20:04:25 GMT
JERRY: This woman's completely ignoring me KRAMER: Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship.. ... a spinster ... maybe a virgin. ... maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She was a schoolgirl. There was a boy. It didn't work out. Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer. JERRY: Eventually a little shot of penicillin I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life. While you're thinking about that, think about this: The library closes at five o'clock, no exceptions. This is your final warning. Got that, kewpie-doll?
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 26, 2022 18:50:52 GMT
Well, you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle, Rochelle. You never stopped hoping; now you're in a Pinsk, Rochelle, Rochelle. When the naysayers 'nay' you picked up your pace. You said nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face. I'm having adventures all over the place, Rochelle, ROCHELLE!
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