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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Feb 27, 2022 21:52:49 GMT
Jerry: You have no idea what an idiot is. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out, and I didn't take it. This is an idiot.
George: Is that right? I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event at Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots!
Woman at Balcony: YOU'RE ALL WINNERS!
George: But suddenly, a new contender has emerged...
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Feb 28, 2022 18:34:59 GMT
Elaine: Excuse me, excuse me, Fred?
Fred: Yeah?
Elaine: You just said, 'nice to meet you', but actually we've met before.
Fred: We have?
Elaine: Yeah, at Katie Ash's party?
Fred: What was your name again?
Elaine: Elaine. You don't remember our conversation? I talked about how my uncle worked in the book depository building with Lee Harvey Oswald?
Fred: Not ringing a bell.
Elaine: When my uncle said to him, 'the president's been shot' Oswald winked at him and said, 'I'm gonna go catch a movie'?
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Post by NJtoTX on Mar 3, 2022 15:05:53 GMT
George: "This was the only woman I never lied to. Well that’s not entirely true."
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Post by masterofallgoons on Mar 3, 2022 15:57:28 GMT
Hello, Jerry. It's Joe Davola. Sorry, I had a hair on my tongue. But, of course, you should know; you put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you bad-mouthed me to the execs at NBC; put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again.
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Post by Rufus-T on Mar 3, 2022 17:49:14 GMT
Elaine: Excuse me, excuse me, Fred? Fred: Yeah? Elaine: You just said, 'nice to meet you', but actually we've met before. Fred: We have? Elaine: Yeah, at Katie Ash's party? Fred: What was your name again? Elaine: Elaine. You don't remember our conversation? I talked about how my uncle worked in the book depository building with Lee Harvey Oswald? Fred: Not ringing a bell. Elaine: When my uncle said to him, 'the president's been shot' Oswald winked at him and said, 'I'm gonna go catch a movie'? The guy who played Fred, Fred Stoller, wrote a fun book about his two stints with Seinfeld: wrote the script for The Soup episode, and appeared in this The Secret Code episode.
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Post by Winston Wolf on Mar 3, 2022 20:00:33 GMT
How many quotes can be left? Eh, whatever.
He took it out.
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Post by jcush on Mar 3, 2022 20:43:31 GMT
"But where does the meat go?"
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Mar 4, 2022 1:29:21 GMT
Elaine: Excuse me, excuse me, Fred? Fred: Yeah? Elaine: You just said, 'nice to meet you', but actually we've met before. Fred: We have? Elaine: Yeah, at Katie Ash's party? Fred: What was your name again? Elaine: Elaine. You don't remember our conversation? I talked about how my uncle worked in the book depository building with Lee Harvey Oswald? Fred: Not ringing a bell. Elaine: When my uncle said to him, 'the president's been shot' Oswald winked at him and said, 'I'm gonna go catch a movie'? The guy who played Fred, Fred Stoller, wrote a fun book about his two stints with Seinfeld: wrote the script for The Soup episode, and appeared in this The Secret Code episode.
I knew about his additional appearance but I didn’t know he was a writer on the series too. Or about the book. Is it any good? |
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Mar 4, 2022 1:33:15 GMT
How many quotes can be left? Eh, whatever. He took it out. There’s really so many. There’s the obvious famous ones, but then there are so many that really flew under the radar. I’m watching the series again for the billionth time on Netflix, and I just caught the quote I posted above about Lee Harvey Oswald. I’m kinda curious if there is a die hard Seinfeld fan out there who knows how many lines exactly are in the entire series? |
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Post by masterofallgoons on Mar 4, 2022 2:59:06 GMT
How many quotes can be left? Eh, whatever. We don’t know how long this will last. They are a very festive people. |
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Post by Rufus-T on Mar 4, 2022 17:31:25 GMT
The guy who played Fred, Fred Stoller, wrote a fun book about his two stints with Seinfeld: wrote the script for The Soup episode, and appeared in this The Secret Code episode.
I knew about his additional appearance but I didn’t know he was a writer on the series too. Or about the book. Is it any good? I read it. Fun short read. It was available for free to read if you have Amazon Prime, not sure if still is. Since he was a writer for an episode, he talked about the behind the scene activities in creating an episode of Seinfeld.
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Post by Rufus-T on Mar 4, 2022 17:31:41 GMT
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Post by theauxphou on Mar 4, 2022 18:37:13 GMT
I come from Ukraine! You not say Ukraine weak!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Mar 7, 2022 3:12:10 GMT
I knew about his additional appearance but I didn’t know he was a writer on the series too. Or about the book. Is it any good? I read it. Fun short read. It was available for free to read if you have Amazon Prime, not sure if still is. Since he was a writer for an episode, he talked about the behind the scene activities in creating an episode of Seinfeld. Thanks. I like the behind the scenes stuff. I might give it a go. |
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Mar 7, 2022 20:01:05 GMT
I come from Ukraine! You not say Ukraine weak! Ukraine is game to you!
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Post by Rufus-T on Mar 7, 2022 21:49:07 GMT
I come from Ukraine! You not say Ukraine weak! Ukraine is game to you! ...it's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Mar 10, 2022 2:41:59 GMT
Is she sweet? I like sweet. Not too sweet, you can throw up from that!
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Post by masterofallgoons on Mar 10, 2022 15:37:40 GMT
I Lived With Him For 40 Years, I Never Saw Him Trying On My Underwear. As Soon As He Leaves The House, He Turns Into J. Edgar Hoover!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 10, 2022 17:18:26 GMT
Elaine: Hey guess what, this window doesn't work.
Jerry: I hate rental cars! Nothing ever works. The windows don't work, the radio doesn't work, and it smells like a cheap hooker. Or is that you?
Elaine: Gimme ten bucks and find out!
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Post by Winston Wolf on Mar 11, 2022 21:55:01 GMT
My father’s gay.
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