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Post by masterofallgoons on Jun 7, 2022 17:49:11 GMT
That's him over there. The one that looks like a blowfish.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jun 9, 2022 19:03:02 GMT
Come on, what's the big deal? We're just gonna put a little concrete in the washing machine.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 9, 2022 20:55:32 GMT
KRAMER: Great news! Yeah, the strike has been settled. I'm going back to work.
JERRY: What strike?
KRAMER: Yeah, H&H Bagels. That's where I worked.
JERRY: You?
ELAINE: Worked?
JERRY: Bagels?
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 12, 2022 17:42:02 GMT
You know who you are? Even Steven!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 13, 2022 19:23:44 GMT
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jun 13, 2022 20:00:57 GMT
What's my problem? Punks like you, that's my problem. And you better not screw up again Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pit bull on a poodle.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jun 14, 2022 14:52:36 GMT
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says ‘New York Public Library’? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flouting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 14, 2022 17:59:32 GMT
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says ‘New York Public Library’? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flouting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. I’m pretty sure he improvised that “laugh if you want to” line because Jerry kept on laughing during each take.
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Post by Rufus-T on Jun 16, 2022 3:08:59 GMT
RIP Philip Baker Hall.
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 16, 2022 19:58:16 GMT
youtu.be/3NK8mqmWE_UI stumbled upon this today on YouTube. It was a pilot that Larry Charles wrote starring Wayne Knight. It also features a number of Seinfeld guest stars. I thought some of you might enjoy it.
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Post by kiwi on Jun 16, 2022 22:01:54 GMT
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says ‘New York Public Library’? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flouting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how you get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Was there ever a longer speech on Seinfeld?
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Post by kiwi on Jun 16, 2022 22:23:36 GMT
youtu.be/3NK8mqmWE_UI stumbled upon this today on YouTube. It was a pilot that Larry Charles wrote starring Wayne Knight. It also features a number of Seinfeld guest stars. I thought some of you might enjoy it. I really liked this!!
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 17, 2022 0:19:54 GMT
youtu.be/3NK8mqmWE_UI stumbled upon this today on YouTube. It was a pilot that Larry Charles wrote starring Wayne Knight. It also features a number of Seinfeld guest stars. I thought some of you might enjoy it. I really liked this!! Me too. I’m surprised it didn’t get a 13 episode order. I think there was a lot of good in the pilot. It might have been able to go somewhere. The phone bit had me laughing.
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Post by kiwi on Jun 17, 2022 1:35:05 GMT
Me too. I’m surprised it didn’t get a 13 episode order. I think there was a lot of good in the pilot. It might have been able to go somewhere. The phone bit had me laughing. Yes! I was screaming, "Answer the phone!"
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 19, 2022 17:47:57 GMT
Happy one year anniversary to this thread!
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Jun 19, 2022 18:40:24 GMT
Where is Millar?
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Post by thebayharborbutcher on Jun 24, 2022 4:10:47 GMT
Must’ve just left the boards. It happens. I’ve been posting on message boards and social media regularly for about 10 years now. I’ve seen so many names come and go. At least Millar went out on a heck of a post.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jun 24, 2022 12:12:49 GMT
You must hate hot dogs, huh? Or else you really like them and that's why you do this. I tell you, if I had one of these things I'd be eating hot dogs all the time.
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Post by kiwi on Jun 24, 2022 13:18:25 GMT
LOL, when I read this, I thought it was a Seinfeld quote. Thinking, hmmm, don't remember that.
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Post by kiwi on Jun 24, 2022 13:19:23 GMT
"Well, I'd keep an eye on the third base coach because I don't think he's waving you in."
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